100,000zp Giveaway!!!

ItsRz

IGN: -Rz*
Twitch: nguoikhat13
Joke:
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush are in a plane.
The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. so the three presidents decide to drop one item.
George Washington drops a quarter.
Abe Lincoln drops a penny.
George Bush drops a grenade.
When the presidents land, they find someone holding their head and cursing.
George Washington asks the man what's wrong.
"I was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!"
So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. Abe Lincoln asks, "What happened?"
"I was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!"
The presidents continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.
George Bush asks, "What's so funny?"
The boy replies, "I farted and my house exploded!!!"

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Y0ungAngie wrote: »

Came to check who won, turns out we have to wait 20 more days

Ik im sorry for making you wait

Independency

Any notices on the 155k ZP giveaway for those that still have the prizes pending / yet to be delivered ?

seafrog

IGN- []-SEAL-[]
Twitch- seafrog_

MY APOLOGIES BEFOREHAND

This joke is racist. But since we all know the CF doesnt judge based on race or ethnicity, and since you are all at heart loving and caring people, and this joke is a JOKE (aka nothing about it pertains to the reality of the way people think and act) then i think it's ok.

Anyway.....


When driving a car, why should you NOT hit a black man on a bike?


Because it could be your bike.

Savadic

ign:TheChosenMan
twitch:savade

joke:why did the duck cross the street?
answer:to get on the other side.

M1600wner

IGN - Preset
Twitch http://www.twitch.tv/m1600wner/

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

mbuzzcut

IGN: Mr.Buzzcut
Twitch: Buzzcuttech

Joke: Please give me zp.


^^^Its a joke, don't disqualify me :'(^^^

Resemble321

Ign [R]esemble and twitch is Cf_Ripped

Resemble321

Resemble321 wrote: »

Ign [R]esemble and twitch is Cf_Ripped

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My*****," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

CFKhalifa

IGN: Nur*WarLock?
Twitch: NurWarlock

What did an egy reply when I asked him what his favorite movie was?
"Dump & Dumper"

pinoyian

IGN: -nYp*[IL].PM
Twitch: Galaxy_Kirito

A copied joke:

A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap...
Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Zeotrix515

IGN: xZeotrix
Twitch: twitch.tv/zeotrix95
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you pick me,
your dreams will come true.
Pls pick me

HoodPharmacy

IGN: Fear?
Twitch: lolubad12
When you are high, does scent is the "s" silent or the "c" silent? Bruhhhhhhhh

Kastlas

ING: -[Kastlas]-
Twitch: Kastlas

Writing joke takes time





Okay, you deserve one. Joke.

DirtyBit1

IGN Dirtybit
Twitch Stormtraxzz

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

CaptainKinky

ign: kittylova155
Twitch: dont69me

I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what ****ing hit it.

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CaptainKinky wrote: »

ign: kittylova155

I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what ****ing hit it.

hahahahha good one XD

seanskylin

ign- zMigo

Twitch- Arise_Snyper

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My*****," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Angelabeth32

IGN : Angiebeth

Here I sit Broken Hearted I paid my last Quarter to Sh*t and Only farted!!:p

Sscrewedd

IGN: iDaMm.?
Twitch: Mexican_Wolverine0
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Pho_Exertus

ign: Pho?
twitch: SydustinCoC

Why couldn't the blondie dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad

Haaaaa. Oh PM me bro I have something to ask you :]

vote

ign : ANBL7A

Twitch: ANBL7A

World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers

Hy0Ye0n

Are you going to pick the winner randomly or pick the best joke?

ChumY

Hy0Ye0n wrote: »

Are you going to pick the winner randomly or pick the best joke?

Randomly I think.

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Hy0Ye0n wrote: »

Are you going to pick the winner randomly or pick the best joke?

randomly

badsack1

okk this is gettin a bit confusing, i want to enter but dont know if i entered each contest and dont want to be disqualified for double enter and there is so many threads going now i just dont know if im in them all anymore, can you get some of these done and over and maybe keep it a bit more simple with just one contest at a time or something, haha

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badsack1 wrote: »

okk this is gettin a bit confusing, i want to enter but dont know if i entered each contest and dont want to be disqualified for double enter and there is so many threads going now i just dont know if im in them all anymore, can you get some of these done and over and maybe keep it a bit more simple with just one contest at a time or something, haha

i only have 2 simple giveaways going on and 2 even more simple events going on :P you only have to sign up for 2 how can u get confused XD
its ok tho u i already think u signed up

badsack1

ehh, im just old, got a scatter brain haha

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badsack1 wrote: »

ehh, im just old, got a scatter brain haha

hahahaha its all cool people do get confused because of all the events going on :P thats why i like to make a post to help ppl figure out whats going on

good luck on the Giveaways tho!

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100k zp giveaway will commence in 11 days!!! good luck to everyone!!!
if you havent signed up i suggest u sign up now!!!!