100,000zp Giveaway!!!
Because of all you followers i will be Hosting the 117,600zp Giveaway i promised you all!
(yes i did promise you all)
Rules:
1. No Double entries...meaning you can not enter twice!
2. Must post your IGN and your Twitch Name
If you do not have a Twitch account i advise you make
one here
3. When applying/Signing up you must tell a funny joke
for my own amusement! if you cant think of one just
think of a funny word....
4. Banned/Suspended account are not applicable!
5. No begging! DO NOT BEG ME FOR ZP! Do not beg me to let you win or pick you!
***NOTE***You may also enter the giveaway by watching my Stream while I'm live! Just ask me to enter you in the chat and give me your IGN exactly how it is spelled in the game
If anyone thinks i should add or change any rules that is actually fair and does not make it easier for yourself cause there are selfish ppl :P
More information in the info panels on my stream website!
Twitch Stream:
http://www.twitch.tv/c4vrself
You have until April 30th 11:59pm EST to enter the giveaway!
Winner will be announced April 30th at 12:00pm EST!
:Dif there is a MOD that knows my CF NA IGN plz approve this
Because i want more people to join this event i request a wish from a GM to help post this to the home page or at least on the Crossfire Announcements forum section! only for a week! Please!
Winner:
Jakeskills2
Honorable winners(11kzp):
Glaciers
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[XiT]Light
ranskalainen
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Jakeskills2
Honorable winners(11kzp):
Glaciers
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[XiT]Light
ranskalainen
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EVENT IS OVER
Comments
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Dunno if this is considered a double post due to my reply on the 50k but.
IGN: [XiT]Light
Twitch: TheLightrise
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, andthe future is full of ****!"
Totally copyed.
My own jokes are racist.
Because I'm a horrible person. -
x_LiGhTriSe wrote: »Dunno if this is considered a double post due to my reply on the 50k but.
IGN: [WAL]Light
Twitch: TheLightrise
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, andthe future is full of ****!"
Totally copyed.
My own jokes are racist.
Because I'm a horrible person.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA thats a real good one! 10/10 -
IGN: Pearlescent
Twitch: greatbehemth
So a man walks into a restaurant and was seated. One of the waitresses hands him a menu. There were only two options in the menu which were; 1. cheeseburger 2. handjob. The man looked over at the waitress and asked her "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She smiled and replied yes. The man responded "Well wash your hands cause I want a cheeseburger!" -
IGN: Avarice-
twitch: AvariceAversion
A teacher asks her 4th grade class to show they know the definition of the word definitely:
Suzy: Well the sky is definitely blue.
Teacher: Well on cloudy days it is not definitely blue.
Billy: Well the grass is definitely green!
Teacher: During winter the grass dies and turn brown, it definitely is not always green
Fred: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: umm no?
Fred: Then I definitely pooped my pants. -
IGN/TWITCH ID:WAHAMMA
idk some funny joke.
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the **** out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "****ing ******* was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. -
IGN: ChumY
Twitch: iChumY
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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