100,000zp Giveaway!!!
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Ign - [R]-Alytza
Twitch - Alytza
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." -
IGN: [UN*kNOWN]
Twitch channel: GoEmadGo
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."
i hope you enjoyed it
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IGN: Synthega
Twitch: Synthega
I was sitting in the bus and a person with down syndrome walked in.
The bus was full, and there was no place to sit, so, because I'm a gentleman, I gave him my seat.
That's how I lost my job as bus driver.
Ps. if you're* bad at math, not "your".
pps. can't help it, sorry. -
Thanks for this giveaway!
Twitch: Devilsdocry
IGN: i[D]evils.
Joke:
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to give me 100k zeepee. (Yes I predict future).
PS: You should include if its a requirement to be one of your followers on twitch to enter (If it is then I shall do it).
Goodluck everyone!! -
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Crossfire: eC.Killua
Twitch: NathanXDC
John, who's been a gamer his whole life managed to find a loophole and escape the friendzone. 2 years later he's standing at the altar asked to say his vows. He skims them and at the end says: I accept the terms and conditions. The priest pronounces them husband and wife. John turns to his wife and says: gl hf!
5 years later they find themselves in a house with 2 children. One of them who's still an infant falls over in attempt to walk. John bursts out laughing and says: lol noob! l2p..
The wife gets angry at him and tells him to teach him how to walk. So John tells his child: Just use WASD. Oh and don't even think about using the arrows.
3 years later his wife is tired of him. They are getting a divorced. John's final words are: GG -
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My Entry!
Ign: DeAtLy-Me5
Twitch: burnheater55
My joke is a little morbid but here goes...
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"
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IGN: Jamin.
Twitch:JaminQiu
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
This is totally copied XD
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IGN: One
Twitch: cf_one
I found out while shopping that there are sausages that are called "Heck" and they did a special St Patrick's Day packet called "Feck"
Now when you play in game, and someone calls you a "fecking Hecker"
Just remember.. You are a juicy sausage
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Ign: -Rip
Twitch: timster444
Joke: There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired, she continued to swim but eventually got too tired and drowned. Having seen this, the redhead said "Let me try to get to the island, it's better than staying here and starving." So she started to swim got about ten miles, but got really tired, she kept swimming, but also drowned. The blonde then said "I might as well try to make it to the mainland." So she also swam and reached the halfway point(10miles), which is when she got tired; having seen the other two girls drown after getting tired the blonde thought to herself "I'm not going to be stupid and drown too," so she swam all the way back to the island.
Lol, a blonde joke for the masses. Good luck everyone!
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