Funniest Hackersations

FIREAGLE · September 2009

[mod]icely wrote: »

one time i was on my alt and a guy said "you hack i know mod icely and he will ban you!" lawl.....

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure_Fear · October 2009

[CM]FallenAngel wrote: »

omg! they know the admin! they must be so 1337... hey wait.. I don't know them..

love how so many users online try that line or my favorite is the one where they claim that we told them it's ok to hack so that they can test if the hack works. lol Never going to happen!

lmao that cant be true none are that dumb are they?

Pure_Fear · October 2009

ok i now love this thread whoever made it deserves a medal or a cookie...

lulzwut · October 2009

I usually am told I have chams not an aimbot so that was refreshing

.

jordanernst2 · October 2009

i was in a em hiding behind a wall with my psg and they would run by me and i would headshot them this went on for about 3 rounds and they said '' noob sniper kik wall hack wall hack kik plz'' and i got kicked i was ****ed.

Psycopath373 · October 2009

I saw sentences like:
"i shot hack" (probably means "i shot, but he didnt die, hp hack")
Or
he: piskopat hack
me: what kind of hack?
he: i dont know but you hack!
(that just happened today, playing 1-2 matches...more coming soon)

lbrettl · October 2009

Lol i was on port today and was getting headshots with my ak scope at them two bridges and for about 3 rounds one guy is calling me a hacker.

Then the next round i decided to rush cos no one was at the bridge then he killed me and said i didnt hack.

I was like "Yeah i know i dont hack, i've just been telling you that!"

1of300sparta · October 2009

today was the first time i earned any experience for a week i got kicked out of every room i was in

sandwichROAR · October 2009

Because he thinks someone hacks, and he dissaproves of it, he hacks. This guy just makes WAAAAAY too much sense.

iDjSatoMi · October 2009

helllllllll0 wrote: »

ok i now love this thread whoever made it deserves a medal or a cookie...

MY IGN Name is MeDaL

they Deserve a MedaL i HATE COOKIE I AT SO Many Cokaies and They No disaPeer

sandwichROAR · October 2009

MeDaLZz wrote: »

MY IGN Name is MeDaL they Deserve a MedaL i HATE COOKIE I AT SO Many Cokaies and They No disaPeer

:eek: You don't like cookies?!?!?!?!? :eek:

suicide_bomber · October 2009

i thought getting kicked for a grenade hack was my best, but last night i got kick for...
get this

looking at a ghost.
i stared right at him.
nevermind i didn't shoot (i never knew he was there), but i looked at him and no one can do that.
f11.

CrackinDomes · October 2009

my best was

getting told i was prefiring an axe???

Bung400k · October 2009

Got a new one in Santoria

5 BL Noobs hording in the corner to go up into those small vent thingi

As GR i rushed down the ramp and cleansed the corner with my trusted M60.

Then they cry: Ammohack! No-Reload-Hack and so on

One of my Teammates explained that an M60 is belt fed with 100 Bullets
Got than kicked by another noob for killstealing.

kyu0 · October 2009

In the past 30 mins, i got kicked 5 times from 5 different games cuz of "OMFG HACK KICK"
Well yea, the other scores proved it. 0-0, 2x 1-0, and 3-0 are just too obvious for GM, but i guess my 0-1 will get me banned. Yes, doing 0 damage and getting an unlucky death is the ultimate proof that you use illegal programs!

SuperFire · October 2009

i was on crossroad and you know that space between 2 weapon places right?most of the time you would see the other team picking up weapons or running to the other side so i had a m4 and i saw 2 people i just took 2 shoots and i head shoted both of them across the map with 2 bullets
-20 seconds later-you have been kicked no offence to your personal record

capnemo · October 2009

Knive Match in CW Hackusations.

nolifers · October 2009

CrackinDomes wrote: »

my best was

getting told i was prefiring an axe???

OMG he have teh AXE!!! iz hek!!! kik he!!! f11 f11!!!!!111

brandoooo · October 2009

[MOD]Icely wrote: »

One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....

rofl
lol thats funny stuff

GRekedens · October 2009

Someone boosted me up into the vent (clannie) and I killed a ghost with my AMW.

REK
HACKKS
TELEPORT HACK

haha that was so funny. *beam me up scottie* bahahaha

SouthPaww · October 2009

i dont have a screenie =/ but i swear this happened.

Guy:U NEVER RUN OUT OF AMMO
Guy:STOP AMMO HAKINGZ
Me:Try pressing R you baddie

Later On.
Me: f11 please Guy is bad.
Guy: NO HE HAS KICK HAK TO WHEN HE VOTES EVERYONE IS KICKED
i proceeded to tell the ****** to uninstall, the end.

99VZD66 · October 2009

i was at lab, around the bigger ventilation at B site, i saw a ghost at the BL base entrance and he saw me and stoped, i stayed there looking at him for 3 sec and hsed him, and all the BL team called me haker and i got kiked. and i stood there like o.o

DoctorBee · October 2009

hows these..?

GRekedens · October 2009

99VZD66 wrote: »

i was at lab, around the bigger ventilation at B site, i saw a ghost at the BL base entrance and he saw me and stoped, i stayed there looking at him for 3 sec and hsed him, and all the BL team called me haker and i got kiked. and i stood there like o.o

LOL! That's sooooo fun XD

DDoTt · October 2009

[MOD]Icely wrote: »

One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....

Haha rofl, that just made my day. Always happens, people say "My mod friend goddish will ban you"

notfound404 · October 2009

yesterday in a gm

brasilian 10 year old kid: KIK 404 SHE HAK
brasilian 10 year old kid: 404 HAK KIK HER OR I WILL BAN ALL OF U
me: orly?
brasilian 10 year old kid: I KNOW CREATOR HE IS IN MY CLAN
me: Lmao
brasilian 10 year old kid: GR ALL HAKER
brasilian 10 year old kid: *random ret4rded hakusations*

'bit later

random guy: damn i hate mexicans
brasilian 10 year old kid: 404 IS MEXICAN KIK HER
me: are you serious...

...i seriously couldent make this stuff up even if i tried people.

PROACEX1 · October 2009

First of all, let me note how Icely's experience and super-roflcopters post inspired me to upload my large collection to photbucket: http://s799.photobucket.com/albums/yy275/PROACEX1/Crossfire/
Note: I don't hack. I typically save the vids in game which I have been accused of hacking in. Or I save the temp files of the vids if I get kicked. I'd gladly provide them if needed. Or if anyone wants to play with me just to spectate or whatever, find me and add me in game. I'm typically in a GM server when I'm not getting kicked.

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I'm like, seriously...can you at least spell my name right? >_<

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Frogger later kicked me. And guess what, he got first. I love the top 10 clans with so called "pro" players. >_>
Respectfully,
PROACEX1

BLDFive5tar · October 2009

lol

[mod]d34d3y3 wrote: »

nice. I've found a new favorite hackusation myself: "facking hack i shotted u much ammo".

lmfaooooo!!!!

subazforce · October 2009

so today I got these two excuses and then I got kicked.

Noob: Kick Suba he hacks
Me: How??
Noob: high rank hack, you noob and have high rank

You have been kicked blablabla....

Noob: kick suba
me: why?
noob: because your rank is too high so that means you are hacking.
me: lol
(15 seconds later)

You have been kicked blablabla......

any of you get one of these yet??

lbrettl · October 2009

Killed a ghost with awm n got kicked

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