Funniest Hackersations
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2 noobs were always in the same place! everytime i killed them by a head shot
Noob 1: Kick lion he hacks
Noob 2: kick lion aimbot
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL u r always in the same place
Noob 2: f.u.c.k you
Me: I'd love it but
and i spammed
Me: TWEEZERS' USER TO FIND YOUR D.I.C.K
they were soooooooo ****ed off
Another noob
He said i was hacking. At the end, he left the room and me too. I joined another room the noob was here playing alone against 2 guys. I joinded and wrote "BYE BYE NOOB I WOULD LIKE SO MUCH TO PLAY WITH YOU BUT I PREFER TO KICK YOUR A.S.S"!!! I kicked him by my unique vote! LMFAO! 15 minutes later he sent me whispers to continue his insults... -
Have fun reading these, get a drink and some popcorn. It will be worth it ;-)
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(if you find yourself in there, I feel sorry for you
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That made my day
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Mostly it´s like:
*Guy*: fKin nOOB U HAK
Me: No, you just suck.
Then they explode and are like *omfg kik him kik fkin haka nOOb* *fk ur motha*
They get like really obsence.
And of course they always say, I cham:
*Guy*: how could u see me? FKIN HACKA WALLHACK KIK HIM
Me: I have ears.
*Guy*: F11 F11 F11 FOR FREE (P)ORN!!!
Lulz, they often say that free ***** thing.
But luckiliy, I love S&D and there are often skilled players, those just sccuse me of hacking, when I got scores like 20-3, but that´s not to often.:)
PS: Funny one was I guess, when someone told me has like 10 years of Gaming Experience and knows exactly when someone hacks or not. And he was like: "I know you ****ing cham, *****! -
I got accused and this was on a bad gaming day
the guy starts spouting out "U hac.k Im reporting you" so I just replied "Do it then"...
I also got kicked on the same day accused of hacking even though I had made only 1 kill in SnD match and we where on round 8... -
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btw "Hacke" is actually a gardening tool. prob a "harker" must be a noob who uses gardening tools to kill ghosts (beware teh map hack)
And the last guy actully told me why he accused me. Rack = "using inlegal chets"
Well...I got kicked for having a 0/1 kd. They said that it was so obvious that I was chamming o_O (wish I had some screenshots, but didnt expect to get kicked that quickly -.-)Lol, that was a Record. 1 kill ==> KIK! -
I once got kicked, because of kicking asses. Then I left and joined with another account, over and over again, til the game end.
The Reaction of the Guys were kinda funny, duh!
PS: My Account Names are like: TheChosk, TheRealChosk, ChoskTheMan (:D)= etc. -
I once got kicked, because of kicking asses. Then I left and joined with another account, over and over again, til the game end.
The Reaction of the Guys were kinda funny, duh!
PS: My Account Names are like: TheChosk, TheRealChosk, ChoskTheMan (:D)= etc.
Lol I did that once, took them a while to figure out it was me each time though. -
[CM]FallenAngel wrote: »omg! they know the admin! they must be so 1337... hey wait.. I don't know them..
love how so many users online try that line or my favorite is the one where they claim that we told them it's ok to hack so that they can test if the hack works. lol Never going to happen!
ROFL Ok That is funny -
I've done the same too, except my accounts are more like: PROACEX1, PROACEX2, PROACEX3...I once got kicked, because of kicking asses. Then I left and joined with another account, over and over again, til the game end.
The Reaction of the Guys were kinda funny, duh!
PS: My Account Names are like: TheChosk, TheRealChosk, ChoskTheMan (:D)= etc.
Their reaction's are priceless though.
Respectfully,
PROACEX1 -
Here's one of mine that happened to me a long time ago.
Person 1: U nub hak.er
Me: How am I hack.ing?
Person 1: U hs me long far awy
Me: That's that a sniper is for -.-
Person 1: No 1 can do dat
5 minutes later...
Person 1: W00t I got a hs
Me: Good for you -.-
Person 1: Shut up nub hak -
Lal
Omg i remember one from ghost mode....
I was on GR side i go to a site and i saw a ghost i think he didnt know that i was there and when he turned back he saw me and stop so i aimed with D.E. and headshooted him and he sayed me very fast
noob: OMFG
noob: Banned
other
I was also playing on ghost mode and a bl whas figthing with a gr cuz he sayed that he hackz and more thing and he finally sayed.
Ghost: i will report you and you will be banned.
GRnab: LoL my brother is gm and he will unbann me
i think that the gr nab dont have life lal ^_^ -
While the forums were down, I'm sure you'lve gotten beaten over the head with whinners. Post them funny stories here!
No QQing, flaming, whinning, crying, or anything of the sort.
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I just loled at that when I saw him type it. Such a noob.
Noob Story: We were in knife mode, the mine SnD. I was on black list, and we set the bomb in A. Me and a team mate were fighting a GR soldier by the bomb, and he might have thought we were to much for him so he started defusing. WTH? He stops fighting is to turn his back and defuse the bomb? LOL
Noobs nowadays :P
lawl -
LOL i get kicked so much i just hate kick ppl!! phuk it lol everyone in pubstar seyfert panthers all get KOS=kicked on site. i kick mod icely on site to :P i love hate kicking people, i get this huge laugh out of it!!!! Haker kik him he hake . its kinda funny BTW i donot play on this char i get kicked before i can play so dont think u can revenge hate kick me.... hater hater hater
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CryHakHaters wrote: »LOL i get kicked so much i just hate kick ppl!! phuk it lol everyone in pubstar seyfert panthers all get KOS=kicked on site. i kick mod icely on site to :P i love hate kicking people, i get this huge laugh out of it!!!! Haker kik him he hake . its kinda funny BTW i donot play on this char i get kicked before i can play so dont think u can revenge hate kick me.... hater hater hater
and i forgot anyone with a satinistic name gets kicked to , all u ppl with dark in ur name all u ppl with 666 in ur name i iniatie kik voting on u. devilmark i kik u ev time i see u, 90% of the time they get kicked to lol. dont take itt the rong way guys im just not down with devilworshipers, so i kick everyone of u that i see :P Enjoy hell ^^ -
ghost (speaking german): oh man, that guy is so fcking hacking, no life, a**hole, f***er, <enter more insults here>
me: oh thx same for you, I can speak german aswell
ghost <- quiet for the rest of the match, lol coward?
quite a lot of ppl just start flaming in other languages, kinda looks like" <insults> - what did you just say? I speak that language! -erm...nothing, nvm, I didnt say anything T_T " -
[MOD]Icely wrote: »One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....
Lmao!! IF onlyyy he knew... If onlyyyyyy he knew.. I mostly get people saying GM Sadin is my brother he is watching and stuff.. Then I'm like oh sweet hes my collage room mate tell I said hi k?
Some times I understand kinda what people think.. Because ill see them Bhopping and failing horrifically at it.. And ill just kinda watch them for a min or so lol.. Laugh in my head and hs them:P Or ill watch a ghost swing at me miss run over some where and then well... When u play gm as much as me u know where they more then likely ran to if u hear there foot steps stop near by lol. -
I love the way that you have named and shamed everyone good work. This must have taken quite a while to do, so thanks we can now see who th QQers are.
However some of the people you quoted didn't actually say you hacked they just said 'wow' or 'darn you av1etas'. i sometimes do this in like jokey way its not always intended to accusate hacking.
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