Funniest Hackersations
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Have fun reading these, get a drink and some popcorn. It will be worth it ;-)
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations01.jpg
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(if you find yourself in there, I feel sorry for you
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lol at that "Reaper-usa"
and I saw one of my clan member in the list... i'm going to show him this lol -
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i was waiting in fortress around the door at the top of the stairs, i was satndin still right and i heard gunshots below with bullets coming in my direction an i got killed by an XM8 im like noob chammer u were shooting before u saw me and he goes I heard ur foot steps. wth ay
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Ghost is chasing me. Me wasting 2 1/2 clips to kill him. => Hack? Oh yea sure
"h3cked more?"
idk, but no, Im not hacked thx for asking o.O
Oh well, hoped Master seargents (I think it was 4) would be a bit more skilled.
If someone sees Zaandam or some1 from DutchLegendz tell him that I forgive him, what would CF be without these noobs you can pwn?
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Have fun reading these, get a drink and some popcorn. It will be worth it ;-)
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations01.jpg
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations02.jpg
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations03.jpg
(if you find yourself in there, I feel sorry for you)
lol dont think they like you
best ever hackusations are noobs that think 1 shotting with a shotty doesnt happen -
The funniest Hackersations are, when u use an M60 in SnD matches and get a positv Kill Death Ratio or a 4 to 5 kill streak.
I played the new map santoria using my loved M60 running down the ramp from GR base to BL base. Seeing the BL players Hording to get into this vent to bombplace A.
Using my M60 killed 5 in a row, game ends then it starts with Hacker, M60 noob and so on.
Other time i enterd the Santoria Map as GR all the other Teammates were dead and BL players placed the bomb in A and the last 4 were securing this place.
Killed all of em and defused the bomb.
Then it starts with M60 hacker noob.
I asked back: Killing the entire enemy team with a M60 makes me noob? How?
The other time i was kicked without words after killing 4 BL Players with an M60 in 15 secounds and 2 of the kills were Headshots.
The other time was on the map Desert Storm.
I was useing my M60 but i wasnt doing really god, so i switched to my Ak Scope killing the first 3 players i met with headshots.
Then it started: Hacker, Chamer (I havent found out what a cham is, if someone could explain would be nice).
One of my teammates answerd:
- He is 7-9, how does he hack?
- He moves to fast for using an M60
I answerd:
- I switched bag to use ak scope
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ok iceley that is just plain funny. i sware some noobs. like the other day i was doin a 4v4 GM and some noob named _kevin called me an aimboter cuz i got a gold hs off him when i was shootin at his buddy clan mate, and hes like HACKER HAKCER KIK sM PURE HE HACKS BAD! then this dude comes and is like ok let me watch him. nxt round im kik then im WTH ITS CALLED QBZ and M4 JUST PWN WHEN IT COMES TO RECOIL. so gay.[MOD]Icely wrote: »One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....
Another Noob story: i was in lab the other day and there was this knife hacker (still havnt reported him yet) and hes like HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS. so he tried to knife me from far distance and did like 23 dmg and shot where it came from (i was on top by the medal stair case in a while he was on bottom in the little room leadin to the water) and shoot him STRAIT into the face. he goes CHAMER CHAMER CHAMER CHAMER! and i got stfu noob. nxt round he SPEED hacks into our base (yea SPEED hacks) and kills us all (2nd to last round) so score is 12-12 and then he tries to rush us again and i just shoot from where the knife come from and shot him again HS from long range, then my team mates took out the others. freakn awesomeness -
I had a load of hackusation screenshots but i recently reformatted my pc and lost em all. I only have 1 on my pc now which is from yesterday.
Joined the game late and killed him at the start of each round, 6 rounds in a row.
^^ If you look behind the scores you can just about see what he says "D1-Rambo: wow coming firing from the door!!!!!!!! kick the chammer"
^^ shows him as room host
^^ lol... if u cant beat em, kick em?
Rule number 2 copy and pasted straight from D1 clan page:
####CLAN RULES & REASON 4 KICKS(Updated)
2. No accusations of the other team hacking in open chat <--- FAIL -
>.> thats pathetic...not you, the sentence[MOD]D34d3y3 wrote: »Nice. I've found a new favorite hackusation myself: "FACKING HACK I SHOTTED U MUCH AMMO".
yea they love to make claims...[MOD]Icely wrote: »One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....
photobucketlol this was a GM Metro when before i changed my IGN from cOpe_ to [E]d3n_ :
edit: how do i post pics?
i was 2-5 and got kicked for hack. i was happy, i was gonna go 2-20 if they didnt kick me :'D -
thats me owning wit meh AUG camo before i changed my name from cOpe_ to [E]d3n_...and me getting attacked by harmless noob insults
PS: the TF that u see by *[Z]*dragon was caused by (me owning him)me running by, hearing his breathe, coming back, and spraying his ass XD
PSS: i only took this screen shot (because everyone was saying f11 and i didnt see a kik box..i was obviously being kiked) because i wanted to prove what a noob Z was XD
i think he was just mad cuz he couldnt kill me with the shovel O_O(or even touch me ^_^) -
I rememberd once when i played in EE, this guy hackacusationed me for killing him when he shot me so much. I said he was lagging (179 ping? )
He said that he wasn't lagging and conversation went like this:
Noob:150 ping is fine!
Me: no it's not
Noob: SHUTUP! im a computer expert and higher ping is better.
Me: WOW, your stupid
Noob: SHUTUP, IM A GM, IM GONNA BAN YOU!
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I just loled at that when I saw him type it. Such a noob.
Noob Story: We were in knife mode, the mine SnD. I was on black list, and we set the bomb in A. Me and a team mate were fighting a GR soldier by the bomb, and he might have thought we were to much for him so he started defusing. WTH? He stops fighting is to turn his back and defuse the bomb? LOL -
Ahaha Lol Well SomeGuy in oWa Started to QQ to Much he was like omg i know GMFallenAngel and stuff his Going to bann you or im going to go over his house i started to laugh at him and he thought i hacked and his like please stop hacking tell me where u get hacks and i wont bann u LOL! i Rofl So Much
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