Funniest Hackersations
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notfound404 wrote: »not really, i got kicked out of a gm without even playing a single round once
Rofffl same to me well i counted them im up to 8 now without even had the time to move
got too many hackusations to put them all but i will take some pictures soon well i will get some funny ones >.<
breath hearing ftw
and and icely ROFL dude that must have made your day hahaha -
MasterJayme wrote: »Lmao!! IF onlyyy he knew... If onlyyyyyy he knew.. I mostly get people saying GM Sadin is my brother he is watching and stuff.. Then I'm like oh sweet hes my collage room mate tell I said hi k?
Some times I understand kinda what people think.. Because ill see them Bhopping and failing horrifically at it.. And ill just kinda watch them for a min or so lol.. Laugh in my head and hs them:P Or ill watch a ghost swing at me miss run over some where and then well... When u play gm as much as me u know where they more then likely ran to if u hear there foot steps stop near by lol.
Rofl yeah i remember a couple of the games i played with you dude it was frickin funny hahaha so easy to know where they gonna hide they ALWAYS hide in same corners so only need to shoot one or 2 bullet there to verify if needed >.< and then omg omg omg omg omg chammmmmmm hac***kk ROFL
hopefully i will play again with you it's always really funny -
hehehe another fun thing happened to me the other day i was playing in GM had a score of (6-0) which is "impossible" and then someone did go on the : I know FallenAngel he will ban you then later it was up to saidin " i know saidin he will make you perm ban noob" and finally it ended on Goddish which he said " Goddish said to not play with you because you hack he saw you" so rofl i think if goddish would have seen me hacking i wouldnt be able to write here at the moment haha have a nice day
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so today I got these two excuses and then I got kicked.
Noob: Kick Suba he hacks
Me: How??
Noob: high rank hack, you noob and have high rank
You have been kicked blablabla....
Noob: kick suba
me: why?
noob: because your rank is too high so that means you are hacking.
me: lol
(15 seconds later)
You have been kicked blablabla......
any of you get one of these yet??
Yes!
Noob: u have hacker rank! and hack defuse!
Me: lol my dear noob..
(15 seconds later)
You have been kicked blablabla...... -
Nothing funny about "the boy who cried wolf". It makes it near impossible to get people to kick the real hackers. I always say: "If you suspect someone of hacking, test him first to get proof, then cry wolf." It gets real hackers kicked faster, it gets less honest players kicked, and it saves you from looking like a complete noob who can't tell the difference between luck, lag, skills and hacks.
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This happened to me several times yesterday, I had about a 17/5 and the dude is like "I SHOT YOU A WHOLE CLIP" When really he didn't shoot at all.[MOD]D34d3y3 wrote: »Nice. I've found a new favorite hackusation myself: "FACKING HACK I SHOTTED U MUCH AMMO". -
Noob: I WANST MOVNGI!!!!!
Me: Wha?
Noob: HICKER! JUJ (me) HE CAN SEE GHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hicker? Juj?
Me: HzKS...?
Other people: shut up noob
Noob: KIK PLZZZZZZZZZZ HE HZ***@!!!!!1`
Other people: Dude he doesn't even have a 1-1 ratio
(Everyone gets tired and kicks him)
The irony of the story is that, while he accuses me of hacking like a childish dweeb, he failed to spell the word properly--not even with an A... -
This is among my favorites. Mind you I'm not a sniper but in some moderatly noob games i'll whip it out.
Noob: awe aimhack kick him!!!
Me: How am I aimbotting?
Noob: u no miss alway body no hs!!
Next round I pull the rifle out and get a few headshots.
SameNoob: AWE AIM KICK PLZZZZ!!!
Me: proof?
SameNoob: YOU ALWAYS HEADSHOT!!! -
I think I got kicked by 2- 6 SPOPs (and 3 other guys) cuz they didn't know, that you can actually hear ghosts walking in water. (Hakenkreuz under A) Grenade+ ghost with low HP -> OMFG CHAM KICK F11F11F11 + kicked. Note: tons of ZP still don't replace the old uber-pwnz0r hack called headset! (And yes, 3 of them actually stood near the water, they COULD have perfectly heard the ghost and seen water rings)
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not really a hackusation, more of a respnose.
when you get kiked enough, sometimes you just know it's coming.
i'll be on ts and tell my m8 "that looked bad." followed by me looking for a new game.
so to have fun, when i feel like i'm about to be booted, i'll track down a ghost and nade him.
i found one hidin in the bushes (by bl base). i walked around 'til i pinpointed him (about 15 seconds), stepped back andtossed a nade in there.
the he piped up "thanks. i have proof now. i'm gonna ban you right now"
then he went afk.
another time i tossed a nade through the window in above the ramp in a and popcorned a ghost.
i never got a chance to defuse.
oh well.
i'm gonna get kicked many times tonight, but at least i'll have some fun on the way. -
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