Funniest Hackersations

FoxEXOTIC · August 2009

You do hack! How can you have that golden headshot symbol? F11!
Gotta love ghost mode xD

uberHaxx0rGow · August 2009

I play PowerPlant a lot and someone accused me of a "pre aiming".
Maybe he meant "prefiring", but that wasn't the case, since I was using a sniper Rifle.
He said "I'll go on forums and report you for preaiming."
After that, my clan mates and I fell over laughing.

lbrettl · August 2009

MisterVo wrote: »

I play PowerPlant a lot and someone accused me of a "pre aiming".
Maybe he meant "prefiring", but that wasn't the case, since I was using a sniper Rifle.
He said "I'll go on forums and report you for preaiming."
After that, my clan mates and I fell over laughing.

you should of asked for his forum name : o

PlEMAN779 · August 2009

suicide_bomber wrote: »

this one cracked me up...

Me and a few m8s left our clan to form another one. With less whiners and noobs.
So last night 3 had a 3v3 with ... Another clan ... From invitation.
One of the members there is one of our old m8s.
So... We owned them in the mine. 13-1.
Then went to crossroads. Same outcome.
About halfway through, this one guy we know starts with the hack this and hack that.
By the last round, he had us rolling on the floor.
He said i "ping hack".
We had a nice conversation about this "ping hack" and how it works after the match.
"it's a new one. It makes your ping look lower than it really is and never changes."
-nevermind i ping at about 70ms.-

the best part was this guy was dead serious.

lmao how would a ping hack help?

PlEMAN779 · August 2009

palucha11 wrote: »

LOL that made me laugh 5 kills no death. THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

my record's 8 in my first life. all in a streak.

lbrettl · August 2009

pieman777 wrote: »

my record's 8 in my first life. all in a streak.

Cowboy....

WafflePwnz · August 2009

Taken like 2 months ago.
I'm WAAAY better now.
I was a noob sniper then xD

Just to add: my new IGN is -[Ruthless]-

Delacos · August 2009

Im a Delco

lmaostfuuu · August 2009

[MOD]Delaco wrote: »

Im a Delco

Lol, people are so insecure of hackers these days they blame on the good people, I wonder if they knew you were a staff member?

Grave_Dancer · August 2009

my favourite hackusation on me in the last few weeks went a little like this...

noob: omg ha.xor
me: why?
noob: cos i shotted u 30 times
me: really? i still had 100hp...
me: u realise u got like 350 ping right?
noob: yea cos u ***
me: u don't understand ping do you
noob: yea i do
noob: i have little 18fps cos u ***
me: what so i fps hack now?
noob: you *** all peopls cos u ???

so it went on...

noob: no m60 kill ***.OR
me: what an m60 headshot makes me a hack.er now?
noob: ur scor is ***
me: really... i'm on 9-7

so in short, epic hackusation fail

HeroSihao · August 2009

Lol FallenAngel Pwns Everyone LOL!

Wyvernfire · August 2009

pieman777 wrote: »

my record's 8 in my first life. all in a streak.

Lol, mine's 27 XD lots of being cowardly and stealing guns from corpses

example5 · September 2009

I think the funniest one of them all. I have a screenshot but I'm to lazy to upload it.
GM Hakenkruez:
Noob: NIGHT_BLOOD HACKER KICK KICK KICK.
Me: Too bad for you the whole room is my clanmates.

Noob: you hack mutherfucing ******
Me: Yea? Please explain how I hack.
Noob: chammer noob
Me: Maybe it would help if you held your breath
Noob: maybe it would help if you didn't hack
Me: I hack because I killed you? So, you hack too considering the fact that you just killed me.
Noob: i downloaded hacks but not using th3m rite nuw.
Me: LMFAOROTFL
Clanmates: lol
Me: You are the definition of pathetic.
Noob: KICK NIGHT_BLOOD FOR INSUTING/SWEARING.
Me: Dude, seriously you are funny. ROFLMAO

Then, he rage quits.

aeV1tas · September 2009

My final version of my hackusations, I will be gone for 2.5 months, so most likely not return to the game.

Other versions:
v1: http://www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations01.jpg
v2: http://www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations02.jpg
v3: http://www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations03.jpg

Most of these guys raging in pubs is what kept me playing whenever the game became a bit boring. It's just priceless at times.

sonatrix · September 2009

When people cant type my name when there calling me hacker.

Lol I have screenies going "manitrix hakt",

MahowzeH · September 2009

the big compilation post: EPIC

Scar_Gallery · September 2009

I must be bored.. I scrolled trough all the pages from aev1tas.. Got to say.. That was epic. Too bad to hear that you're leaving.. Well gl in anything that you'll do in the future

notfound404 · September 2009

same thing than mem
i will miss ya aev you were nice...also i wanted to play a game with ya, now im never got the chance to ._.

on topic: yesterday i got kicked out for having ''mvp hack''....could someone explain me this one

lbrettl · September 2009

notfound404 wrote: »

same thing than mem
yesterday i got kicked out for having ''mvp hack''....could someone explain me this one

was you ace in the game?

If not the ace probably thought he was gonna get mvp.

RobBax · September 2009

for getting mvp when they dont think you deserve it they say you have a hack which makes you get mvp every game.

ghosts in gm run around and i see them so i shoot them and they say i cham... kind of pointless to defend myself with people who dont even know how ghost mode works.

i once had ace and the mvp had 13 less kills than me so (unless he was mvp hacking LOL) it is possible

silentkr18 · September 2009

MVP goes to the person who did the most damage to other people. You probably did those 90s and 60s without killing people.

CoruptionlSl · September 2009

deadeyes 1 made me laugh so much but im just called u stupid haker and ye... nuffin special

unlukily

DoctorBee · September 2009

once was hackusated in ghost mode, for 'long arms' hack because i got a knife kill

Pock_y · September 2009

Once, I went to GM,GR,Metro
BL was clan, so they all sticking together,they all go to the water,
I was shooting everyone
Killed the whole Black List
and I got kicked...

Last I had 18-0 twice, and both kicked

Waht newbs? BEWBS

DoctorBee · September 2009

PhugeECKs wrote: »

I got one lucky HS across the map with the Aug and the other team said i have aimbot. >_>

thats your funniest hackusation?
u dont cham enough ^^

Pock_y · September 2009

daniel8u wrote: »

thats your funniest hackusation?
u dont cham enough ^^

And what's that supposed to mean? =/

ArchSonic · September 2009

[GM]FallenAngel wrote: »

omg! they know the admin! they must be so 1337... hey wait.. I don't know them..

love how so many users online try that line or my favorite is the one where they claim that we told them it's ok to hack so that they can test if the hack works. lol Never going to happen!

You serious? LOL. Just made my day.

Probably when I snipe in Ghost Mode...get kicked so many times.

smogity · September 2009

[mod]icely wrote: »

one time i was on my alt and a guy said "you hack i know mod icely and he will ban you!" lawl.....

lmao!!!!!!

soulkiller81 · September 2009

this guy and his clanmate got all p1ssed cuz i went on a 6kill streak with the kriss and the QQ'ing never stopped from there.

RustDouglas · September 2009

AceDarkNight wrote: »

this guy and his clanmate got all p1ssed cuz i went on a 6kill streak with the kriss and the QQ'ing never stopped from there.

x6 kill streak is not hard with a hammer of death like the Kriss.

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