Funniest Hackersations

GRekedens · August 2009

While the forums were down, I'm sure you'lve gotten beaten over the head with whinners. Post them funny stories here!

No QQing, flaming, whinning, crying, or anything of the sort.

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I just loled at that when I saw him type it. Such a noob.

Noob Story: We were in knife mode, the mine SnD. I was on black list, and we set the bomb in A. Me and a team mate were fighting a GR soldier by the bomb, and he might have thought we were to much for him so he started defusing. WTH? He stops fighting is to turn his back and defuse the bomb? LOL

[MOD]D34d3y3 · August 2009

Nice. I've found a new favorite hackusation myself: "FACKING HACK I SHOTTED U MUCH AMMO".

GRekedens · August 2009

Thanks =D

wth does that mean? XD

[MOD]Icely · August 2009

One time I was on my alt and a guy said "YOU HACK I KNOW MOD ICELY AND HE WILL BAN YOU!" lawl.....

FacelessK · August 2009

I don't have a screenshot but I once did a TD in Mexico. I killed 5 people in a row (one after the other) and 3 minutes later, they all went:

"omg ****"
"noob hacker"
"kick him!!!1"

Names will remain anonymous but I lol'd badly when it happened. That was a pretty lucky kill for me.

bartownsu · August 2009

lolz..

lol
noobs really get annoying ESPECIALLY when they waste 2 whole clips and do 0 damage on a dude.. later the same guy which did that said

"FAKING HP HACK KICK PLS HACK MUCH I USE MUCH AMMO NO KILL!!"

i guess thats noob language?

ALSO

another time in SD (teh mine) i was gr, jumped out of window towards bl base with sniper.. nearlly got killed but then i shot 3 guys in a row (with awm) hs, then killed another 2 by hiding then jumping out, shooting.. i was kicked 5 minutes later LOL

GRekedens · August 2009

haha noob language. must be! xD

324tEo · August 2009

i was accused myself of hp hack. what is this?
btw.. at that time i was equiped with my fearsome/bigger/killer/uber/superduper/etc weapon, UZI

[FallenAngel] · August 2009

omg! they know the admin! they must be so 1337... hey wait.. I don't know them..

love how so many users online try that line or my favorite is the one where they claim that we told them it's ok to hack so that they can test if the hack works. lol Never going to happen!

RustDouglas · August 2009

LOL.You really pwned them.

GRekedens · August 2009

LOL fallen! They are kind'a sad, in a funny way. i'll just tell them "oh yeah, well the admin told me they dont know you" XD

Raawwwrrr · August 2009

Im always accused of chams.. >.<
So people usually call me a "Noob with no skill cause I can't play without hacks"
and thats how the conversation usually ends, with me being kicked ^_^

This guy says " You Think I Care What Your Kills Are, I Don't Hack"
I was kicked from this game about a minute after that screenshot ^^

bobotehmonky · August 2009

i was playing in alaska once, with a bunch of newbs and i had eight kills and one death in the third round, and the little newbs kicked me i just lol'd.

D1G1TS · August 2009

Yesterday i was told I have no recoil hack.. i thouht that was kinda funny

capnemo · August 2009

I was told today I had aimbot because i got half the other team in crossroads with a Mp5

PhugeECKs · August 2009

I got one lucky HS across the map with the Aug and the other team said i have aimbot. >_>

notfound404 · August 2009

gm noob: OMG NOTFOUND HAKER KIK F11!!!!!!!!
me: you moved ret4rd

tdm noob: plz kick notfound he has a silenced anaconda
me: lol wut?

s&d noob: STOP SNIPING ME TROUGH THE WINDOW YOU FKING HACKER
me: then stop camping in that window naab

random LND guy: wow 2 shots 2 headshots you fking aimbot notfound
me: no actually its called ''aiming''

elimination noob: 404 YOU FKING CHAMS IM GONNA FKING BANN YOU
me: oh noes

butthurt gm noob: OMG 404 FKING CHAMS KIK HIM OR IM GONNA REPORT ALL OF U
[d4]mush: lol i hope you take screenshots 404, this is gold
me:

random pubstarZ guy: fck you notfound
me: lololol frustrated much?
random pubstarZ guy: no not frustrated at all
me: yah sure ;p
(after the game)
(msg) random pubstarZ guy: not frustrated at all

...and this is only one day

capnemo · August 2009

One thing I laugh about is I cant play one full game without getting called a hacker once. Even in clan wars this happens

aeV1tas · August 2009

Have fun reading these, get a drink and some popcorn. It will be worth it ;-)

www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations01.jpg
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations02.jpg
www.exilium-industries.eu/img/Hackusations03.jpg

(if you find yourself in there, I feel sorry for you

)

notfound404 · August 2009

didn't saw the third one

im impressed ;p

AMonster · August 2009

I remember one game I was in, someone named D34D3Y3 was playing, so I was like, "Hey are you deadeye from the forums?" to which he replied "Yes, and if you don't stop hacking, I'm going to ban you myself." I laughed, because:
1. Mods can't ban anyone, so I knew he wasn't D34D3Y3.
2. I don't hack, and it is obvious. (that game just started and I was 7-1)
3. I think the real Deadeye might recognize me.

And later on, apparently someone started a vote to kick me (ugh) and D34D3Y3 says "If anyone doesn't press f11, I'm going to get Light to ban you all because that is against the rules." So sure enough, I get kicked because of some idiot lying. I couldn't help but smile to myself.

T0pnotch · August 2009

just lol i thought i had it bad:D

Tbear3 · August 2009

yea the least i can say is this annoys me cause yea u can never get a full game in most of the time without being kicked lol but yea i think the kicking mostly happens in td's cause yea there is an endless supply of targets that walk out and stand still. and you get called a hacker if your able to get 10 or 15 kills in a matter of a minute or less

and thats also against the rules to impersonate a mod or gm so yea he can get himself banned :P

Niresque · August 2009

My all time favourite would have to be when I had just came into an Egypt game. My team was 10 kills away from winning and in 30 seconds I got 9 of those kills. Needless to say the chat exploded when we got back to the lobby.

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I like this one the most as it is true:

iOverTake · August 2009

Usally i get

Noob: WOW HOW DOES HE ONE SHOT ME ALL THE TIME KICK HIM HE HACKS

when its clearly Headshots

i get this like everygame i go in half of them i get kicked

GryphonAM · August 2009

[GM]FallenAngel wrote: »

omg! they know the admin! they must be so 1337... hey wait.. I don't know them..

love how so many users online try that line or my favorite is the one where they claim that we told them it's ok to hack so that they can test if the hack works. lol Never going to happen!

Hah! Dude, FA, during the time the forums were down...I think I hit three different people that played the "I'ma repurt u and i knows fAllen so you'ze ganna get BANNEREED!!!!1hahaha" Actually, I need to send you a PM about someone specific so you can maybe talk to them...Rediculous to levels untold.

They're so cute.

Anyway, hackusations...Daily, now. Daily. Getting kicked often. The XM8 was the worst thing that could ever happen to QQers, especially once I got hold of one. Its nice to meet the occasional player that actually understands and respects skill. Rare to meet them and have them on the other team. >.>

I get told I'm going to get reported pretty regularly, now, as well, of course. Pretty sure everyone here is, in fact. Saiden has GOT to be tired of seeing specific names, by now.

My favorite one from today:

Monaco. GR sniper up on the side building. Shoots me in the back when I run past the building (No sound at the time, and I hadn't seen her up there, so I just skipped the building.) Came right back after respawning, went around the corner, she's still sitting there, never moved... one-shot headshot her with the XM8 within probably a tenth of a second of getting eyesight.

"Chammer."

*facepalm*

NigmaT · August 2009

i see ...

mine just simple:
???
???
???

or

Nigma ???
then finally, he will type: hac/ker or w/e ....
censored lol

Delacos · August 2009

i get told alot that im not a mod and the gm clan is fake and such.

But my favourite was one player asking me when they started allowing the gm's to use aimbots, as he was sure since i was getting too many headshot's that i was using an aimbot.

sLOLpoke · August 2009

lol nice

but I don't think posting these should be appropriate =/ As then all these hackusations, and accusations of hackers will come up.

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