You Know You Play CF too much when...
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Hypernamer2 wrote: »41) When you see someone in the movies trying to jump from a building you think "Bhop to get no damage from falling!"
42) You think that movie stars that shoot people are 1 shooters
43) You hear breath behind you and turn to HS the ghost
i did 40 already lol
fixed it for ya -
44) When you are falling you try to bunny hop to not get hurt
45) You see someone on a movie reloading a deagle slowly and you think "a camo would be faster"
46) You ask a friend to push you into a wall (gay stuff) -
53) You wonder why guns jam in real life, then realize it's because they never hit the repair button.
54) You struggle to find a repair button after shooting a gun.
55) You carry your knives in classic FPS two-hand style.
56) You can't understand why putting spraypaint onto a wall doesn't make a perfect image of a guy sitting with an M4. -
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The old forum thing, brought to CF. Post your own.
NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!
1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"
2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.
3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.
4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.
5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"
6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."
7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.
8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals
9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."
10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.
~M6o
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