You Know You Play CF too much when...

B_B_Beast

Hypernamer2 wrote: »

41) When you see someone in the movies trying to jump from a building you think "Bhop to get no damage from falling!"
42) You think that movie stars that shoot people are 1 shooters
43) You hear breath behind you and turn to HS the ghost

i did 40 already lol

fixed it for ya

Gold_Blaster

LOL nice post. You made my day. I know i play too much CF when i yell "M12s noob" in my sleep >.<

UK_Daz

ROFL,this made me laugh

jouel

43) You constantly switch between your fork and knife at dinner.

[Andre]

44) When you are falling you try to bunny hop to not get hurt
45) You see someone on a movie reloading a deagle slowly and you think "a camo would be faster"
46) You ask a friend to push you into a wall (gay stuff)

ImJDog

****ing genius man... ****ing genius.

DutchForumer

47)when you randomly pick up fruit and cheese and try to shoot people with it...(referring to gold guns )

HyperDaVinci

[MOD]Us3r wrote: »

44) When you are falling you try to bunny hop to not get hurt
45) You see someone on a movie reloading a deagle slowly and you think "a camo would be faster"
46) You ask a friend to push you into a wall (gay stuff)

I said something similar;)

SPAZZ3R

starnoopsonu wrote: »

16) in action movies you name the guns outloud

lololol i do that sometimes

SPAZZ3R

48) you dream about CF...

Woshihuanwo

49) you see chinese people you say gtfo get a life

Woshihuanwo

50) you yell kika gringo when a white guy walks by

vKonrad

51) You Hide your gatling gun in your pocket.

AkProWar

52) You scream HEADSHOT! everytime some1 gets hit on the head.

AwolSkaarj

GearThird wrote: »

52) You scream HEADSHOT! everytime some1 gets hit on the head.

This I actually do, but I don't play CF a lot, because it's a bad game.

M60Katzen

53) You wonder why guns jam in real life, then realize it's because they never hit the repair button.

54) You struggle to find a repair button after shooting a gun.

55) You carry your knives in classic FPS two-hand style.

56) You can't understand why putting spraypaint onto a wall doesn't make a perfect image of a guy sitting with an M4.

NewFrontier3

actually im not a fan of deagle, -,- i rather have adaconda

AwolSkaarj

aznturtle_03 wrote: »

actually im not a fan of deagle, -,- i rather have adaconda

+1 to this guy for not liking the nooby Desert Eagle.

eLChRisK

lmfao they were all funny, but when a hot girl walks in the room u say "Stop flashing me!"

eLChRisK

57) when you see a corner at school and u try to glitch, but u fall.

Dirty_Dog

M60Katzen wrote: »

The old forum thing, brought to CF. Post your own.

NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!

1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"

2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.

3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.

4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.

5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"

6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."

7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.

8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals

9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."

10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.

~M6o

lol thats actually funny nice=]

sup_condom

when your 18 and still a virgin

Broskiiii

sup_condom wrote: »

when your 18 and still a virgin

^ Knows what's up.

TehBasterd

sup_condom wrote: »

when your 18 and still a virgin

hahaha best one!!

iPHiLCF

sup_condom wrote: »

when your 18 and still a virgin

O.o ......

Robin_Ho_od

58) When you keep asking COPS to trade your water gun with theirs, since they have better ones.

Broskiiii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U
This^ kinda.

MRain202

sup_condom wrote: »

when your 18 and still a virgin

Well.. I'm gonna be 18 soon and I'm not plannin on gettin laid anytime soon.


You know you play CF too much when your wife is unusually in the mood and you say you're busy.

IaKat

59. When you see a big box and you go beside it trying to jump twice really fast.

Big_Z_WSM

I know when i play fps games too much is when i say affirmative for yes and negative for no!!!