The "Yo Mama" Thread

Inspired by the "Yo mama so fat, Giggle denied her" message. I want to create this thread.

Get something from here: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

OR

Find one online

OR

Make one up

And insult the person who posted above you's "Mama". If you don't want to get offended, please don't post here, and nobody else will crack a "Yo Mama" joke on you..

I'm starting:

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.