The "Yo Mama" Thread

CareBar3

yoo lol

float like a butterfly sting like a bee, i slept with your mom now it burns when i pee!

OPZ

RunnyBabbit

your mama is so stupid she gave birth to SirHi.

thats right.

should have used a co.ndom.

Lammero

Yo mama so fat her carbon footprint became a Black Hole that engulfed Al Gore

kuudoz

YoMama so ugly when she stepped out of her house the police arrested her 4 indecent
exposure.

YoMama so stupid when i put a scratch&snif sticker at the bottom of the pool she drowned.

YoMama so old she has an autographed bible

YoMama so stupid that when the computer said 'press any key to continue' she couldnt find the 'any' key.

YoMama so fat when she opens the refrigerator it says 'I give up!'

YoMama so old her social security number is 1



THIS R ALL THE JOKES I REMEMBER FOR NOW ILL POST NEW ONES AS SOON AS I REMEMBER MORE

Dream_z

yo mama is so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows is K F C xD

[Andre]

Your mother is so ugly that when she passes somewhere with surveillance cameras they automatically shut down.

Wall_E_Mask

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809883

PS: I'm at work so I can't check to see if the link works
If it doesn't, would someone kindly google and link to the "College Humor: Your Mom" vid?

AwolSkaarj

Your mom is so nasty, the only reason your the green ranger is cause you were covered in moss when you came out of her womb.

I'm only going for the forum name. :P

N00B4L3RT

Yo mama so dark when she went outside the street light turned on.

Wall_E_Mask

Xanzilla wrote: »

Your mom is so nasty, the only reason your the green ranger is cause you were covered in moss when you came out of her womb.

I'm only going for the forum name. :P

hm? So you know my secret now, do you?

...Guess I'm gunna have to pull out my Zord and pew pew you with my layz0rs.

PS: I'm pretty sure I beat ur mom up on 1 of my mishuns:



Mah bad

AwolSkaarj

Posting pictures of your mom online now? Naughty naughty.

Ntrer1cal

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. </3

MikeyMunzta

Wall_E_Mask

Xanzilla wrote: »

Posting pictures of your mom online now? Naughty naughty.

Guess that makes us brothers?

AwolSkaarj

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

That about sums it up.

eeeeeeeeeev

Yo mama is like a shotgun, 1 c0ck and she blows!

RnRJunkie

yo mamma so old, when god said 'let there be light' , the ***** flipped the switch

xHitmonlee

yo mamas so hairy when she walked by Santa he said "daaaaaaamn i wish i could get my beard that long"

WaffleMunzta

Ur moms so ugly, when she walked into gringotts they offered her a job.
(off Harry potter)

ur moms so ugly, the baskilis was scared to look at her

ur moms so fat, when the sorting hat sat on her head, she was put into the international house of pancakes.

Your moms so ugly, a pollyjuice potion couldn't help her

a co worker of mine told me these tonight lol

Bruce1nR

Your momma is so desperate she'd date Greycloak.

Bwhahahaahaha I crack myself up.










(All in good fun)

AwolSkaarj

Your mom is so ugly even Chewbacca wouldn't touch dat. ;O

Dream_z

your mama is like a vacuum clearer, she sucks she blows that she get laid in the cupboard.

SnipeJoeMama

Yo mama is so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit!

CF_Jamil

SirHi wrote: »

Inspired by the "Yo mama so fat, Giggle denied her" message. I want to create this thread.

Get something from here: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

OR

Find one online

OR

Make one up

And insult the person who posted above you's "Mama". If you don't want to get offended, please don't post here, and nobody else will crack a "Yo Mama" joke on you..

I'm starting:

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Is this still the same link? That I google'd

KuRuPTiioN

Yo mama so Ugly, She`s payed to keep her clothes on, in a Strip Club.
Yo mama`s like a shotgun, one c0ck and she blows

JoMamazAMunzta

JoMama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out.

BusyPanda

[MOD]Rex wrote: »

yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

lmao nice one xD

CookieWolf

Here are the best ones i know

Yo mama so fat that the picture i took of her last year is still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on a quarter, a booger flew out'a George's nose.

Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama so stupid she confessed to stealing a free sample.

Yo mama so nasty shes gotta sneak up on the bathtub.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked by the TV I missed Harry Potter 1, 2 and 3.

Yo mama so stupid when i said the drinks were on the house, she went and *tried* to find a ladder.

Yo mama so stupid that when she didn't have gas money she sold the car to buy some.

Yo mama so old she made Yoda jealous.

IGN_Pryde

Yo mama so poor, that when I asked her what she was doing knocking on a trashcan, she said "My kids locked me out"

CK_AL3X

Yo Mama soooo fat, she has her own gravitational pull

OOOOOHHH SNAP!!!!!!!