The "Yo Mama" Thread

theHI

Inspired by the "Yo mama so fat, Giggle denied her" message. I want to create this thread.

Get something from here: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

OR

Find one online

OR

Make one up

And insult the person who posted above you's "Mama". If you don't want to get offended, please don't post here, and nobody else will crack a "Yo Mama" joke on you..

I'm starting:

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

MrShad

Yo mama's so fat
she isnt skinny!!!!!!!!



OooooOOoo

theHI

Shad0wtron wrote: »

Yo mama's so fat
she isnt skinny!!!!!!!!



OooooOOoo

So original..
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

CF_Jamil

WOW! You really did COPY/PASTE my link.

CallMeSoul

your mama so poor
that when you asked what is for dinner
she took out a shotgun and said NEXT ONE TO MOVE

xHitmonlee

your mama is so fat....that it probably is in your genes and you are destine to be fat! HAHA SUX4U

[MOD]D34d3y3

Make sure to keep these within acceptable limits. This type of thread can go in the wrong direction very quickly. I'd prefer not having to shut it down, so keep it reasonable.

SAULLL

Your mom is so fat, when she takes a shower, the water doesn't reach the bottom.

Worked? I think yes.

Giggletron

SirHi wrote: »

Inspired by the "Yo mama so fat, Giggle denied her" message. I want to create this thread.

Im not sure I like how this is going

CF_Jamil

SCRATCH THAT. I did not give SirHi the link. :P

Trolololz

Yo mama so fat she sits beside EVERYBODY in the classroom

JoMamazAMunzta

its JoMama... not YoMama

Ninja_Kitty

Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

xHitmonlee

xJoMamaSukBefx wrote: »

its JoMama... not YoMama

JoMama is so dumb he let me into his clan (:

[MOD]Rex

yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

MrShad

[MOD]Rex wrote: »

yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

wow taht was a diss from the scrim we had earlier xD

yo mama's so poor, she waves a popsicle around for an air conditioner

RaptorJebus

yo mama joke aint funny anymore

WOGLHenry

Yo mama so poor the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.

superfied

Yo Mama so fat she put on a red dress everybody yells , HEY KOOLAID

MrShad

superfied wrote: »

Yo Mama so fat she put on a red dress everybody yells , HEY KOOLAID

Yo mama's so fat she put on a yellow rain jacket and a person yells "Taxi"


ik its old

JoMamazAMunzta

Jo Mama's so stupid that she sucked my bef.

MilkMunzta

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for excercise. Yo momma so stupid when I said Drinks on the House she climbed up to the roof to look for them. Yo momma so old she babysitted dumbledore

0xBoF

yo mama so dumb she thought america was democratic

amidoingitright?

superfied

Yo Moma so dumb she walked into an antique store and said whats new

CallMeSoul

Your mama so stupid that when you got home you saw she was staring at a juice box and when you asked why she said cuz it said to concentrate

Dream_z

yo mama is so nasty, when she take of a panties it sound like velcro xD

CallMeSoul

Dream_z wrote: »

yo mama is so nasty, when she take of a panties it sound like velcro xD

ewwies
msg2*barfing*

Dream_z

CallMeSoul wrote: »

ewwies
msg2*barfing*

hahaah to good xD

AwolSkaarj

Yo momma is like Campbells soups, Theres so many many reasons shes so Mmm Mmm Good.

TreacleFox

[MOD]Rex

yo momma so fat, she got moobs under her bewbs.