The "Yo Mama" Thread

lonerspain

Yo mama so stupid she pays for free samples.
Oh S**t

CPTkk

made this up 4 years ago...found it on the web 3 years ago :P

Yo mama's SOOOO fat

She filled up the tub










and then turned on the water

Another one i remebered:

Asian jokes (what i heard from my friend's parents):

YO MOMMA SO STOOOOPID
SHe make the white boy rook smaaahrt

TheFROZTEE

This is my new "favorite" forum thread

DDoTt

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

TheFROZTEE

[MOD]DDoTt wrote: »

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Haha, Ddot i didn't know you were gewd at jokes :P

CallMeSoul

your mama is so dumb she thought she needed to catch a rat to use the computer
your mama so poor when someone rings the doorbell she says ding ****
your mama so stupid she had to carve out the bottom of the safe to use it
your mama so fat that when ailens came to earth they thought she was the earth

i made up 3 in my head :P

Broskiiii

Yo momma is sooo nasty she has to pour salt water down her panties to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo Momma's so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

yo mamma is like a vacume she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

CK_AL3X

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale

TheFROZTEE

Roflcopter soi soi soi

CK_AL3X

Prodiggyy wrote: »

Roflcopter soi soi soi

i know, mine was the best