A true lover

i_zZ wrote: »

must be in the kitchen

yes, but only if skilled.

Sir3S wrote: »

• Beatifule

"beatifule" that's so charming!!1!1!!

StopRINORRR wrote: »

Blond big b0.0bs and hot

My girlfriend has two of your three criteria.

Someone who has a nice personality, isn't emotional when going through ovulation, someone who has a great personality, doesn't look too bad, has a great smile, brown eyes, straight teeth, blonde or brunette (basically describing their looks, because I can). Honest, can listen and tell me when something is up.

That's about it, not too high of expectations. :P

I kinda prefer to be single. I don't see the reason of rushing into marriage and kids, or even considering it. It tickles me when every friend I have talk about their future with the girl he's been texting and having sex with for the past two weeks.

I'd rather have a relationship and take things slow, but women expect you to start the whole I love you together forever pet name cutesie wootsie bs the second date. I would prefer to stay single until I come across an intelligent independent woman that doesn't obsess over her social validation on Twitter and being the cool trendy mirror image of social media and MTV. I can care less about these nobodies who think dressing like a ********** and having a reputation means anything when they're 40 and needing to support a family.

If she cant clean and cook, she's not wife material.

I said "she", don't try be funny... get back in the kitchen.

Which guy would want to come home to an unclean home and with no food ready?

loyal.. and someone who takes care of her body... but thats just me, if shes loyal and takes care of her self, ill cook, i do not hold any pride TOWARDS my ''lover''

but my stupidity made me lose this girl >.> and now its hard to find someone like this again -.-

but my net is bad, its quite picky about the fish it catches..

WOOPZZZZZZZ wrote: »

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Fish is fish

ahaha you're like one of my irl friends, when we're partying hes like look at this fat chick, im like, ...really? then hes like puss is pusssss xDDD

WOOPZZZZZZZ wrote: »

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Fish is fish

But not all fish is dream fish. Especially not if it has sharp teeth...

edit: ninja tools

phillybear wrote: »

but not all fish is dream fish. Especially not if it has sharp teeth...

Edit: Ninja tools

ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa`d

yarrH wrote: »

You like it raw, aye'?

LOL i was thinking the same.