Dont be a noob on elimination mode! (Alaska only)

sn1peyou

Speederzzz wrote: »

When they cum shoot.

I don't think people cum on this game. o.o

I did when I got my m4 custom twice in a row.

artmx

OKay.
To be pro in alaska. All you need to do is..
Pick up Xm8.. anaconda or deagle.. and a nade.. and camp behind that square thing next to the jail bars around the corner near your base.. strafe left and right and aim for the head.. get easy nade gets and headshots..

I play ALaksa about 80% of the time and im so pro at it.. if they host a tourney I would be in the finals.. lawl

RodRageNeo

I wish I could cum shoot.

Anyhow, the way I play alaska is, grab an ak47/nade. Nade one of the doors, then run back and camp behind a wall. Listen for footsteps, and when you hear them close, jump out and crouch shoot them.

earthmind

Do not be a noob
Dont grab a good gun a good secondary and a grenade
Leave one of those for your teamates
Unless your good.
Also on crossroads
Just because that guy got a 4k with the awm
doesn't mean you can do it to.

Leady_BRo

tohinmunshi wrote: »

If not as i said wait in vulnerably When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum

dang...........

edeN___2

iBrackets wrote: »

^^^
Idiot


You gave effort,

Only BR's play that map.

Don't waste your time on it.



ROFL@
"when they cum shoot"

You type like a 6 year old,

or a Br.

i just want to punch ur avatar right in the suckhole

L0LTheLaw

SPOPssKILLER wrote: »

terrible guide xD
how bout this

pick up a gun

shoot the big bad mean ppl

much better tutorial

Preparing

You lost all my respect when you said "cum shoot". I want to learn to be a better player on crossfire and not in bed.

minhNG

itZxL wrote: »

OKay.
To be pro in alaska. All you need to do is..
Pick up Xm8.. anaconda or deagle.. and a nade.. and camp behind that square thing next to the jail bars around the corner near your base.. strafe left and right and aim for the head.. get easy nade gets and headshots..

I play ALaksa about 80% of the time and im so pro at it.. if they host a tourney I would be in the finals.. lawl

pro at alaska and feel so proud
typical noob hanging around

minhNG

squirtLy wrote: »

i just want to punch ur avatar right in the suckhole

i would do the same haaaa

Strykewolf67

((chuckles)) For those talking down Alaska EM...don't like it, don't play it. Most evenings I'll do one or two games of it to warm-up. On occasion clan mates will get together and we'll go at it. It's a map that can be fun, amusing, irritating and frustrating all at the same time.

ChocDrizzle

Strykewolf67 wrote: »

((chuckles)) For those talking down Alaska EM...don't like it, don't play it. Most evenings I'll do one or two games of it to warm-up. On occasion clan mates will get together and we'll go at it. It's a map that can be fun, amusing, irritating and frustrating all at the same time.

lolwuttt .

iProzor

sandwichROAR wrote: »

I lol'd.

M2S

haha good point and a pretty good guide too tho you can pcik any weap of your choice and its also good for trying out weaps

nolifers

saintDanni wrote: »

Sticky plis pro guide

agreed. very much agreed. sticky please.

to0l wrote: »

this the funniest sh1t ever!!! incredibly stupid, yet entertaining. you are a legend....already.

pro legend is pro clearly.

RodRageNeo wrote: »

I wish I could cum shoot.

im sure youl be able to once you get older...or if your alredy old enuf...im sorry...theres nothing you can do...

good luck with that tho.

anyway.

GREAT SUCCESS OVERALL MENS!

RodRageNeo

nolifers wrote: »

im sure youl be able to once you get older...or if your alredy old enuf...im sorry...theres nothing you can do...

good luck with that tho.

anyway.

GREAT SUCCESS OVERALL MENS!

Lol, I meant in the game.

TheBudu

not very good man

TheBudu

keep trying man

TheBudu

it is the worst tut i have ever seen

rCaliberGX

Triple post. -_-

Japansoldme

This made me laugh, so I guess it's not that bad.

Vixii_Boo

I think he meant "when they come, shoot."

Not when they come shoot in some weird seks way

1g0tN0skillZ

I must say this guide fails and it didn´t help me a bit.
Knife at long range?
Seriously?? My fail stamp for you:



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CyberCatUK

LOL. Next time I play Alaska again I'll be thinking of this thread and laughing too much to be able to cum shoot.

1g0tN0skillZ

CyberCatUK wrote: »

LOL. Next time I play Alaska again I'll be thinking of this thread and laughing too much to be able to cum shoot.

Now that made me laugh :P

OT: I think he´ll never come to the forums again!

Godsm4ck

wow necropost

NoYordle

rush with an UZI!!!!

SwEBobby1995

What a waste of time...

HaicoForum

Haha super pro guide +100.

smiLah

tohinmunshi wrote: »

As soon as you spot an enemy shoot!

But yeah, a fail guide

Thumps

don't be a guide noob.

Ny*********xx wrote: »

Sticky plis pro guide

you have got to be kidding. It's already cum laced and now you want it sticky two? geeez

I agree with CyberCatUK, I'm gonna have a laughing problem playing alaska for awhile now. rofl.

-10 as a serious guide.
+10 as a good laugh.