Dont be a noob on elimination mode! (Alaska only)

Have you ever found that your a noob on elimination mode? Well this your forum. Ok first things first. This forum is only for alaska.To not be a noob you gotta get a good weapon. When looking for weapons the best thing to do is pick up AK-47 or a sniper rifle. Now your gonna want a secondary, I say get an anaconda or desert eagle. Grenades can be very useful, you never know! Now first move towards enemy terriotory. About haflway stop because there will always be someone there. Grenade it. Now slowly move towards ET crouching. As soon as you spot an enemy shoot! You should get the kill if you aimed accurately. Now if the enemy is near you then its not worth wasting bullets on him/her. Knife or use any other weapon you have as default. If there are too many in a group wait in a corner, if you can pick up a nade and well, nade it. If not as i said wait in the corner from them. Somewhere not that vulnerably. When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum a stage where you have no ammo. For this your gonna want to drop your weapon by pressing G. Then there should be weapons around you. If not use your secondary weapon. When your the only one left alive stay in one place. Venturing around will get you fragged by enemy campers. So get them fed up and camp. Once you have your sight on them shoot. Oh and the most important thing, watch your back, once in a while turn around in different direction checking for enemies. Whatever you do, dont camp when you have most of your team around. It will get you kicked and you will be called a noob.
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  • Have you ever found that your a noob on elimination mode? Well this your forum. Ok first things first. This forum is only for alaska.To not be a noob you gotta get a good weapon. When looking for weapons the best thing to do is pick up AK-47 or a sniper rifle. Now your gonna want a secondary, I say get an anaconda or desert eagle. Grenades can be very useful, you never know! Now first move towards enemy terriotory. About haflway stop because there will always be someone there. Grenade it. Now slowly move towards ET crouching. As soon as you spot an enemy shoot! You should get the kill if you aimed accurately. Now if the enemy is near you then its not worth wasting bullets on him/her. Knife or use any other weapon you have as default. If there are too many in a group wait in a corner, if you can pick up a nade and well, nade it. If not as i said wait in the corner from them. Somewhere not that vulnerably. When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum a stage where you have no ammo. For this your gonna want to drop your weapon by pressing G. Then there should be weapons around you. If not use your secondary weapon. When your the only one left alive stay in one place. Venturing around will get you fragged by enemy campers. So get them fed up and camp. Once you have your sight on them shoot. Oh and the most important thing, watch your back, once in a while turn around in different direction checking for enemies. Whatever you do, dont camp when you have most of your team around. It will get you kicked and you will be called a noob.

    I lol'd.

    M2S
  • Tl;dr : dont cum and use knife at close range

    .....lol
  • terrible guide xD

    how bout this

    pick up a gun

    shoot the big bad mean ppl
  • aim to head and click.

    repeat every time you see enemy
  • Have you ever found that your a noob on elimination mode? Well this your forum. Ok first things first. This forum is only for alaska.To not be a noob you gotta get a good weapon. When looking for weapons the best thing to do is pick up AK-47 or a sniper rifle. Now your gonna want a secondary, I say get an anaconda or desert eagle. Grenades can be very useful, you never know! Now first move towards enemy terriotory. About haflway stop because there will always be someone there. Grenade it. Now slowly move towards ET crouching. As soon as you spot an enemy shoot! You should get the kill if you aimed accurately. Now if the enemy is near you then its not worth wasting bullets on him/her. Knife or use any other weapon you have as default. If there are too many in a group wait in a corner, if you can pick up a nade and well, nade it. If not as i said wait in the corner from them. Somewhere not that vulnerably. When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum a stage where you have no ammo. For this your gonna want to drop your weapon by pressing G. Then there should be weapons around you. If not use your secondary weapon. When your the only one left alive stay in one place. Venturing around will get you fragged by enemy campers. So get them fed up and camp. Once you have your sight on them shoot. Oh and the most important thing, watch your back, once in a while turn around in different direction checking for enemies. Whatever you do, dont camp when you have most of your team around. It will get you kicked and you will be called a noob.
    terrible/bad/very unusefull guide/
    + When they cum shoot? wt.f?
  • omg wtf is this?????? my eyes are bleeding im gonna remember ur IGN the rest of my life and would never read another of ur post
  • ^^^
    Idiot


    You gave effort,

    Only BR's play that map.

    Don't waste your time on it.



    ROFL@
    "when they cum shoot"

    You type like a 6 year old,

    or a Br.
  • I'm pretty sure this was a joke, he talks about using knife at close range.

    also "...when they CUM SHOOT...".
  • just dont play em

    "1v1 ALASKA PLZ NOOB"
    its a map for poor people
    or ret*rded people who brought some nub gun sold it and cant afford anything
    i never see respectable players on this map
    only 200+ pingers

    well i did see one 1st LT say "lets play alaska it proves real pros not snd or gaymode" lolol
  • iBlunts wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure this was a joke, he talks about using knife at close range.
    I'm pretty sure it's not. Which is why I'm crying ATM.
  • um... dont cum shoot me
    lol.

    but its gotta be the truth, em is the mode i got the lowest kd in but thats cuz i hate long range and its running in a circle, cant really surprise anyone

    btw knifing is fun- sometimes i play games with just nade and knife
    i can generaly hold a .5 kd LOL
  • tl;dr

    All i saw was cum shoot.

    You kid made my day.
  • You get a lot of EXP on ALASKA in very good for the Newbies
  • "when they cum shot" ROFL u mean burst or what
  • Have you ever found that your a noob on elimination mode? Well this your forum. Ok first things first. This forum is only for alaska.To not be a noob you gotta get a good weapon. When looking for weapons the best thing to do is pick up AK-47 or a sniper rifle. Now your gonna want a secondary, I say get an anaconda or desert eagle. Grenades can be very useful, you never know! Now first move towards enemy terriotory. About haflway stop because there will always be someone there. Grenade it. Now slowly move towards ET crouching. As soon as you spot an enemy shoot! You should get the kill if you aimed accurately. Now if the enemy is near you then its not worth wasting bullets on him/her. Knife or use any other weapon you have as default. If there are too many in a group wait in a corner, if you can pick up a nade and well, nade it. If not as i said wait in the corner from them. Somewhere not that vulnerably. When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum a stage where you have no ammo. For this your gonna want to drop your weapon by pressing G. Then there should be weapons around you. If not use your secondary weapon. When your the only one left alive stay in one place. Venturing around will get you fragged by enemy campers. So get them fed up and camp. Once you have your sight on them shoot. Oh and the most important thing, watch your back, once in a while turn around in different direction checking for enemies. Whatever you do, dont camp when you have most of your team around. It will get you kicked and you will be called a noob.

    OMG i cant believe he said CUM SHOT there :D
  • Have you ever found that your a noob on elimination mode? Well this your forum. Ok first things first. This forum is only for alaska.To not be a noob you gotta get a good weapon. When looking for weapons the best thing to do is pick up AK-47 or a sniper rifle. Now your gonna want a secondary, I say get an anaconda or desert eagle. Grenades can be very useful, you never know! Now first move towards enemy terriotory. About haflway stop because there will always be someone there. Grenade it. Now slowly move towards ET crouching. As soon as you spot an enemy shoot! You should get the kill if you aimed accurately. Now if the enemy is near you then its not worth wasting bullets on him/her. Knife or use any other weapon you have as default. If there are too many in a group wait in a corner, if you can pick up a nade and well, nade it. If not as i said wait in the corner from them. Somewhere not that vulnerably. When they cum shoot. If your the only one left on your team there will cum a stage where you have no ammo. For this your gonna want to drop your weapon by pressing G. Then there should be weapons around you. If not use your secondary weapon. When your the only one left alive stay in one place. Venturing around will get you fragged by enemy campers. So get them fed up and camp. Once you have your sight on them shoot. Oh and the most important thing, watch your back, once in a while turn around in different direction checking for enemies. Whatever you do, dont camp when you have most of your team around. It will get you kicked and you will be called a noob.

    this the funniest sh1t ever!!! incredibly stupid, yet entertaining. you are a legend....already.
  • uh.....i hate alaska.

    especially when the turks have port in a scrim then quickswitch to shiity alaska. ret/ards.
  • sn1peyou wrote: »
    Worst guide i've ever read.

    i double that, even tho it was really funny

    i bet hes a BR with a 0.1 kd and thinks hes good
  • LAWL, i just read it again, and laughed even harder
  • You want to know how to play Alaska easy?

    Okay to the left (place where it's closer to their spawn) and pick up the K2. Wait where you think the head comes out and just pop them. After the first kill, run forward spraying if the other team came out.
    Remember to always drop your weapon. There is no bad gun to pick up (maybe AWM) when it has full ammo at CQC. REMEMBER YOU CAN DROP YOUR WEAPON!
    oh and remember theres an anaconda at the ramp

    i usually go from k2-uzi-mp5-ak.
  • When they cum shoot.

    I don't think people cum on this game. o.o
  • Bad Guide. BRs wont do the same thing every time. They can be smart too :/
    Lawl at the "Cum Shoot" Part, But that was the only interesting thing in this guide.