Tim's Guide to Frustration

Hey There, Ive noticed that every game there are alot of people saying things in the chat when they die like OMG, and WOW, so I made this guide to teach people who insist on accusing players of hacks or just rage quiting eveytime they die, how to control their frustration and make the game funner for everyone. So here it goes:

1. Stop and Think
First of all, not everyone that kills you is going to be using a hack. Before you spam the public chat with your overly used macros that say; " *** F11**F11**F111* KIK " stop and think for a second, take some time to hit tab and see what his K/D is. if its not incredibly unbelieveable, it may not be a hack. Yes, sometimes they just fail at hacking but its usually not the case. Also if the guy just join the game and has killed ONE person, and this part is important, THATS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CALL HIM A ***OR! Wait for a while because he may have got lucky...or hes skilled...

2. Take a Deep Breath
When you keep dying, dont say *** or sht or WOW, just take a deep breath, maybe close your eyes, and calm down. then get back in the action.

3. Count down from ten
This one is a classic, but it works, count down from ten and by then youll be calmed down and the round might even be over :)

4. Pat yourself on the back
no, not literally, unless it helps...anyway, what i mean is give your self some compliments, dont call yourself an fdp, or whatever. say "Good try Insert name here you'll get em next time champ." or even tell yourself you look good in a speedo, whatever works for you.

5. Be Patient
Your probably not going to get 5 kills every round so dont get discouraged when you dont. just wait for the next round and try again, heck wait till the end of the game and you may have built up your k/d a bit since the begining of the game. i find that if i have a bad k/d at the begining of a game, i usually build it up by the end and i think, "wow im glad i didnt RQ!"

6. Block Chat
If theres someone in the game who is just bringing you down with their negativity, then block chat them, it makes it nice and quiet. aaaah.

Ok this thread is getting a little too big so ill let you post some of your methods of controlling your anger.

and remember, YOU CAN BE HAPPY! :)

P.S. also there isnt an excuse for every death your have so stop making them up. EX: GUN NOOB, or saying someones a noob for rushing and then the next rund they are a noob for camping.
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  • No point in this guide due to brs not knowing English.
  • ZMinus wrote: »
    No point in this guide due to brs not knowing English.
    you seem frustrated, maybe your should read my guide on frustration.
  • ZMinus wrote: »
    No point in this guide due to brs not knowing English.
    Ill translate it then.
  • Hey There, Ive percebeu que cada jogo há um monte de gente dizendo coisas no chat quando morrem como OMG, e WOW, então fiz este guia para ensinar as pessoas que insistem em acusar os jogadores de hacks ou apenas raiva quiting eveytime morrem, como controlar a sua frustração e fazer o jogo mais divertido para todos. Então aqui vai:

    1. Pare e Pense
    Primeiro de tudo, nem todos que te mata vai estar usando um hack. Antes de spam do bate-papo do público com o seu excedente utilizado macros que dizer: "*** ** F11 F11 F111 KIK ** *" parar e pensar por um segundo, levará algum tempo para bater na guia e ver o seu K / D é. se não for incrivelmente inacreditável, não pode ser um hack. Sim, às vezes, eles simplesmente não a pirataria, mas geralmente não é o seu caso. Além disso, se o cara só entrar no jogo e matou uma pessoa, e esta parte é importante, isso não é bastante evidência para chamá-lo por *** OR! Espere um pouco, porque ele pode ter teve sorte ... ou hes qualificados ...

    2. Tome uma respiração profunda
    Quando você continua a morrer, não diga *** ou sht ou WOW, tome uma respiração profunda, talvez feche seus olhos, e se acalmar. em seguida, voltar à acção.

    3. Contagem regressiva de dez
    Este é um clássico, mas funciona, contagem regressiva de dez e, em seguida, você estará se acalmou ea rodada pode até ser mais

    4. Pat sozinho nas costas
    Não, não literalmente, a não ser que ajuda ... Enfim, o que eu quero dizer é dar a sua auto alguns elogios, não chamam a si mesmo um fdp, ou o que quer. dizer: "Boa tentativa Inserir nome aqui você vai ter em campeão da próxima vez." ou mesmo dizer se você olhar bem em um Speedo, que funciona para você.

    5. Seja paciente
    Seu provavelmente não vai conseguir mata 5 a cada rodada para que não desanime quando você não. só esperar para a próxima rodada e tentar novamente, Parreira esperar até o final do jogo e você pode ter construído a sua k / bits da desde o início do jogo. Acho que se eu tiver um mau k / d no início do jogo, eu costumo construir até o final e eu penso: "Puxa estou feliz, i didn't RQ!"

    6. Block Chat
    Se há alguém no jogo que é apenas trazê-lo para baixo com sua negatividade, então bloco chat deles, torna-se agradável e tranquila. aaaah.

    Ok desta discussão está a ficar um pouco grande demais para que vou deixar de postar alguns de seus métodos de controlar a sua raiva.

    E recordar, você pode ser feliz!

    P.S. Também lá não é uma desculpa para cada morte tem o seu então pare de fazê-los para cima. EX: GUN NOOB, ou dizendo de alguém para um noob correndo e depois o RUND seguinte, eles são um noob para camping
  • if i die, the person who killed me is obviously hacking. and i report every body who kills me which works out to be... 40k people reported.
  • LOL LoveRev you achually translated it? nice, larger audience now i suppose :)
  • dont call yourself an fdp

    Try tell that to the BRs
  • Bad translate is bad.
    Just damn ask me to translate guys =/
  • LobsterMts wrote: »
    Bad translate is bad.
    Just damn ask me to translate guys =/
    go for it lol
  • Hey There, Ive noticed that every game there are alot of people saying things in the chat when they die like OMG, and WOW, so I made this guide to teach people who insist on accusing players of hacks or just rage quiting eveytime they die, how to control their frustration and make the game funner for everyone. So here it goes:

    1. Stop and Think
    First of all, not everyone that kills you is going to be using a hack. Before you spam the public chat with your overly used macros that say; " *** F11**F11**F111* KIK " stop and think for a second, take some time to hit tab and see what his K/D is. if its not incredibly unbelieveable, it may not be a hack. Yes, sometimes they just fail at hacking but its usually not the case. Also if the guy just join the game and has killed ONE person, and this part is important, THATS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CALL HIM A ***OR! Wait for a while because he may have got lucky...or hes skilled...

    2. Take a Deep Breath
    When you keep dying, dont say *** or sht or WOW, just take a deep breath, maybe close your eyes, and calm down. then get back in the action.

    3. Count down from ten
    This one is a classic, but it works, count down from ten and by then youll be calmed down and the round might even be over :)

    4. Pat yourself on the back
    no, not literally, unless it helps...anyway, what i mean is give your self some compliments, dont call yourself an fdp, or whatever. say "Good try Insert name here you'll get em next time champ." or even tell yourself you look good in a speedo, whatever works for you.

    5. Be Patient
    Your probably not going to get 5 kills every round so dont get discouraged when you dont. just wait for the next round and try again, heck wait till the end of the game and you may have built up your k/d a bit since the begining of the game. i find that if i have a bad k/d at the begining of a game, i usually build it up by the end and i think, "wow im glad i didnt RQ!"

    6. Block Chat
    If theres someone in the game who is just bringing you down with their negativity, then block chat them, it makes it nice and quiet. aaaah.

    Ok this thread is getting a little too big so ill let you post some of your methods of controlling your anger.

    and remember, YOU CAN BE HAPPY! :)

    P.S. also there isnt an excuse for every death your have so stop making them up. EX: GUN NOOB, or saying someones a noob for rushing and then the next rund they are a noob for camping.

    wow tim... this is what you do instead of posting?
  • control anger?
    whip out a kriss an rush dem :)
    think to myself ahh ima white lad ina sexy country my life > their life
    hit my keys hard like SHAIDEAK ISRKF DAIE K SIRF KMSIEF KAOWK :)
  • Controlling anger is the easiest thing for me. My friends and my cousin ask me how I can be so calm when I get killed but I don't know. Maybe because I'm a guy who is always quite. x3
  • i found this quite awsome....

    QUITE AWSOME INDEEED!!!!
  • Kids will be kids... I just block them so I don't have to listen to their whiny asses.
  • Hey There, Ive noticed that every game there are alot of people saying things in the chat when they die like OMG, and WOW, so I made this guide to teach people who insist on accusing players of hacks or just rage quiting eveytime they die, how to control their frustration and make the game funner for everyone. So here it goes:

    1. Stop and Think
    First of all, not everyone that kills you is going to be using a hack. Before you spam the public chat with your overly used macros that say; " *** F11**F11**F111* KIK " stop and think for a second, take some time to hit tab and see what his K/D is. if its not incredibly unbelieveable, it may not be a hack. Yes, sometimes they just fail at hacking but its usually not the case. Also if the guy just join the game and has killed ONE person, and this part is important, THATS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CALL HIM A ***OR! Wait for a while because he may have got lucky...or hes skilled...

    2. Take a Deep Breath
    When you keep dying, dont say *** or sht or WOW, just take a deep breath, maybe close your eyes, and calm down. then get back in the action.

    3. Count down from ten
    This one is a classic, but it works, count down from ten and by then youll be calmed down and the round might even be over :)

    4. Pat yourself on the back
    no, not literally, unless it helps...anyway, what i mean is give your self some compliments, dont call yourself an fdp, or whatever. say "Good try Insert name here you'll get em next time champ." or even tell yourself you look good in a speedo, whatever works for you.

    5. Be Patient
    Your probably not going to get 5 kills every round so dont get discouraged when you dont. just wait for the next round and try again, heck wait till the end of the game and you may have built up your k/d a bit since the begining of the game. i find that if i have a bad k/d at the begining of a game, i usually build it up by the end and i think, "wow im glad i didnt RQ!"

    6. Block Chat
    If theres someone in the game who is just bringing you down with their negativity, then block chat them, it makes it nice and quiet. aaaah.

    Ok this thread is getting a little too big so ill let you post some of your methods of controlling your anger.

    and remember, YOU CAN BE HAPPY! :)

    P.S. also there isnt an excuse for every death your have so stop making them up. EX: GUN NOOB, or saying someones a noob for rushing and then the next rund they are a noob for camping.

    block chat is ftw
  • screw that, i throw my mouse and punch my screen

    it works sooooooooo well
  • ZMinus wrote: »
    No point in this guide due to brs not knowing English.

    ^^^
    i agree with this
  • Hey There, Ive noticed that every game there are alot of people saying things in the chat when they die like OMG, and WOW, so I made this guide to teach people who insist on accusing players of hacks or just rage quiting eveytime they die, how to control their frustration and make the game funner for everyone. So here it goes:

    1. Stop and Think
    First of all, not everyone that kills you is going to be using a hack. Before you spam the public chat with your overly used macros that say; " *** F11**F11**F111* KIK " stop and think for a second, take some time to hit tab and see what his K/D is. if its not incredibly unbelieveable, it may not be a hack. Yes, sometimes they just fail at hacking but its usually not the case. Also if the guy just join the game and has killed ONE person, and this part is important, THATS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CALL HIM A ***OR! Wait for a while because he may have got lucky...or hes skilled...

    2. Take a Deep Breath
    When you keep dying, dont say *** or sht or WOW, just take a deep breath, maybe close your eyes, and calm down. then get back in the action.

    3. Count down from ten
    This one is a classic, but it works, count down from ten and by then youll be calmed down and the round might even be over :)

    4. Pat yourself on the back
    no, not literally, unless it helps...anyway, what i mean is give your self some compliments, dont call yourself an fdp, or whatever. say "Good try Insert name here you'll get em next time champ." or even tell yourself you look good in a speedo, whatever works for you.

    5. Be Patient
    Your probably not going to get 5 kills every round so dont get discouraged when you dont. just wait for the next round and try again, heck wait till the end of the game and you may have built up your k/d a bit since the begining of the game. i find that if i have a bad k/d at the begining of a game, i usually build it up by the end and i think, "wow im glad i didnt RQ!"

    6. Block Chat
    If theres someone in the game who is just bringing you down with their negativity, then block chat them, it makes it nice and quiet. aaaah.

    Ok this thread is getting a little too big so ill let you post some of your methods of controlling your anger.

    and remember, YOU CAN BE HAPPY! :)

    P.S. also there isnt an excuse for every death your have so stop making them up. EX: GUN NOOB, or saying someones a noob for rushing and then the next rund they are a noob for camping.

    The only really useful guide I've ever seen. You sir win. ☻
    ZMinus wrote: »
    No point in this guide due to brs not knowing English.

    +1
    but I like it anyway.


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  • Its a nice guide to know but I have my own way of looking at it. I look at it from their point of view. If I killed them like that, I would just move on, but they would feel "WDF, HOW?" So, I just say to myself, "It happens."