Charon is (once more) recruiting.

ChickenWrap

[MOD]Vu wrote: »

Except tool doesn't sleep, he napalms entire countries instead... or just enjoys a DOOMcookie (it has extra DOOM, that's why it's big like this).

inb4iron

oRlyyy

Hola senors, can I have a doom cookie please?

ChickenWrap

No DOOMcookies for owls.

Phillybear

oRlyyy wrote: »

Hola senors, can I have a doom cookie please?

There's no such thing as a doom cookie. There are only DOOMcookies!


*smites the owl*

oRlyyy

ChickenWrap wrote: »

No DOOMcookies for owls.

Phillybear wrote: »

There's no such thing as a doom cookie. There are only DOOMcookies!


*smites the owl*

BriRon

[MOD]Vu wrote: »

Except tool doesn't sleep, he napalms entire countries instead... or just enjoys a DOOMcookie (it has extra DOOM, that's why it's big like this).

MINE NAO! ^^:(()><><^^^^^

ChickenWrap wrote: »

inb4iron

Hmm.

ChickenWrap

BriRon wrote: »

MINE NAO! ^^:(()><><^^^^^



Hmm.

I heard there are a lot of DOOMcookies in North Korea. Get them and bring me a fat guy while you're at it, I always wanted one of those!

BriRon

ChickenWrap wrote: »

I heard there are a lot of DOOMcookies in North Korea. Get them and bring me a fat guy while you're at it, I always wanted one of those!

Pshh, amateur.

Just go up the ladder in Room N0R67-K083A, been taking cookies for years.

ChickenWrap

BriRon wrote: »

Pshh, amateur.

Just go up the ladder in Room N0R67-K083A, been taking cookies for years.

I only steal in room N0R68-B05CP, they have chicken wings too.

Phillybear

ChickenWrap wrote: »

I only steal in room N0R68-B05CP, they have chicken wings too.

If that's the case, I'm sending you to room 2 as punishment. That's right.... room 2.

[Sebbern]

I thought you guys were recruiting, but it seems you're finally learning how to navigate the basement instead.

Phillybear

[MOD]Sebbern wrote: »

I thought you guys were recruiting, but it seems you're finally learning how to navigate in the basement instead.

That's because navigating the basement is easier than recruiting.

BriRon

Phillybear wrote: »

That's because navigating the basement is easier than recruiting.

Only if you have the universe map.

www.ironlegituniversemap.com

Can buy for £2000

Phillybear

BriRon wrote: »

Only if you have the universe map.

www.ironlegituniversemap.com

Can buy for £2000

Odd. I get redirected to www.notamapofthebasement.org when clicking that link.

ChickenWrap

Phillybear wrote: »

If that's the case, I'm sending you to room 2 as punishment. That's right.... room 2.

What's so bad about it?

Phillybear

ChickenWrap wrote: »

What's so bad about it?

First of all, it's not room 1.

Secondly, ask fred. He's been there.

ChickenWrap

Phillybear wrote: »

First of all, it's not room 1.

Secondly, ask fred. He's been there.

Room 1 looks nice, but smells just as bad as the other rooms.

Phillybear

ChickenWrap wrote: »

Room 1 looks nice, but smells just as bad as the other rooms.

There's just something in your nose....

ChickenWrap

Phillybear wrote: »

There's just something in your nose....

*Checks nose* Oh nice, a cookie!

BriRon

Phillybear wrote: »

Odd. I get redirected to www.notamapofthebasement.org when clicking that link.

What?

I told you its 110% Legit

Phillybear

BriRon wrote: »

What?

I told you its 110% Legit

That also makes it 390% fake.

oRlyyy

Still recruiting...!

Phillybear

oRlyyy wrote: »

Still recruiting...!

Recruiting what? Be more specific, you fool.

oRlyyy

Still recruiting all kinds of weird creatures except bears, yeah that's right if you are a bear then go away please!

ChickenWrap

oRlyyy wrote: »

Still recruiting all kinds of weird creatures except bears, yeah that's right if you are a bear then go away please!

Shaddap owl.

oRlyyy

ChickenWrap wrote: »

Shaddap owl.

Waddap chicken.

BriRon

Fried Doomchicken?

ChickenWrap

BriRon wrote: »

Fried Doomchicken?

Fried owl.

CFSir

ChickenWrap wrote: »

Fried owl.

Fried chicken
Daaaaamn

Phillybear

oRlyyy wrote: »

Still recruiting all kinds of weird creatures except bears, yeah that's right if you are a bear then go away please!

Totally right, we have enough bears already.