Ðestructive Recruitment Thread
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False! I asked for multiple things from Santa Vu last year, including when I was born, and all I got in my stocking was a broken thing of latex!

An elf stole your letter and sent it to a BR. Blame Elves and keeping asking stuff to Santa Vu, or he'll get mad and destroy the world. -
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No matter what other people might say, suicide is the best option here.I stopped sending in requests to Santa Vu years ago. What do?
You mean it was weirder than my secret love/stalking/harassing letter?LobsterMts wrote: »oh. that explains the weird letter I got now.Damn it! You have no idea how hard I just laughed! XD
Lies, you cried because Santa Vu has forsaken you! -
MisterMunzta wrote: »You mean it was weirder than my secret love/stalking/harassing letter?
I have to think carefully about that oneSuicide, huh? How do?
I heard you grab a bag, put your head inside it and go HNNF HNNF, not sure though -
Buy a pizza, send it to me, I'll give you further instructions when I' done eating the pizza.Suicide, huh? How do?LobsterMts wrote: »I have to think carefully about that one
I heard you grab a bag, put your head inside it and go HNNF HNNF, not sure though
Don't forget weaved hair from both you and me that was in the letter. -
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