Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard In Game?

SideEff3cts

Splaterson wrote: »

sweet gp and zp hacks!!!

More like luck hacks..

new to VIP.

Giggletron

SideEff3cts wrote: »

More like luck hacks..

new to VIP.

i may have to buy it

AMonster

XErickXx wrote: »

The GM Goddish was playing in my clans scrim in a GM one time and he said
HOW DO I DEFUSE?, lmao, i have a screen shot of it but for some reason its like really tiny

Goddish is a Mod. But anyway, he makes jokes like that. He is comical.



I dunno, I always like the line "I know GM, I can get you banned 4 ever."

Naturall

In Gm Mode
Me: I'm using headphones
Hackersationer: Thats what all hackers say.
Me: (T.-)

Goblinnn

AMonster wrote: »

Goddish is a Mod. But anyway, he makes jokes like that. He is comical.



I dunno, I always like the line "I know GM, I can get you banned 4 ever."

See he knows my clan mate Darth from the fourms i guess, And sometimes he will come in our vent and just chill with us and do some scrims, and no he wasn't joking lol

Playfish

jediassasin that is extremely noobish of the guy. lol

iiiiiiiPwn

a hacker once killed me while bunny hoppin and when i asked him how did he see me he said:

"you were jumping backwards" hahahahah

weezdom

Bruce1nR wrote: »

Fullbright


and then start of the round.


GG

Buuuuusssteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

ELITE13

Well the stupidest thing i ever heard was

"Can u plz start sucking so it makes the game fair?"

i lol'd

Wyvernfire

iPwnUbad wrote: »

a hacker once killed me while bunny hoppin and when i asked him how did he see me he said:

"you were jumping backwards" hahahahah

lol, whenever I run into a terribly blatant hacker in GM I run to a corner and jump up and down while crouched. Half the time the never stop to think "wait a minute, I'm the only one that can see him doing that"=instant evidence.

RendoRazor

hmmm.... lots to choose from but ill go with what i hear most often.

"KICK ME!"
"well some one please kick me?"

why is this funny? u ask...
Cause i think of how sad it is that the player cares so much about his honor and KDR in a game that he will not leave on his on. Ive seen noobs.. (and yes people like this are noob) set thru 10 rounds of a match asking for some one to kick them.....

TheChosk

"pls dont hack chosk"

BLA BLA BLA

lulzwut

I used to have the screen shot it was some kid raging at me at the halloween map and he said "lulzwut hack he head shoot me from other tower with ak you telling me this isn't hack?"

stoolY

'Stolly is hecker! How do you guess wher I was! I not moving!'

Etc.

TheChosk

lulzwut wrote: »

There is no hell. When you die there's nothing, so don't worry about that. Make good use of what you have. - D34d3y3

And what is "nothing"?

Wyvernfire

>=/ Thread is about stupid sayings, unless they are above-average stupid there are other threads for hackusations guys.

MsMurder

schmucke13 wrote: »

one noob talking to another noob......

noob1-"omg I have to fix my grenade, it doesnt explode anymore it only throws smoke"
noob2- " I didnt know u had to fix nades no wonder no one dies with mine"

OMG falling off my chair I'm laughing soo hard.

suicide_bomber

MsMurder wrote: »

OMG falling off my chair I'm laughing soo hard.

careful, don't break your thumb.

Gurpp

Clarityy wrote: »

take ur Fullbright off next time bud

i lol'd :P

Bruce1nR

suicide_bomber wrote: »

careful, don't break your thumb.

I posted a SS earlier in this thread of a kid telling me about how he broke his wrist falling off his chair after being surprised by a ghost in GM.

Now imagine if you were that ghost...

jacob5622

Dude - "ZOMG HE HAZ A PING HACK"
Me - "What's a ping hack?"
Dude - "IT IS WHEN HIS PING IS HIGHER THAN IS ACTUALLY SHOWN. DUH"
Me - "lolwut?"

smogity

jacob5622 wrote: »

Dude - "ZOMG HE HAZ A PING HACK"
Me - "What's a ping hack?"
Dude - "IT IS WHEN HIS PING IS HIGHER THAN IS ACTUALLY SHOWN. DUH"
Me - "lolwut?"

lmao, why would you want that anyway haha

SideEff3cts

MyNameisTim wrote: »

lmao, why would you want that anyway haha

Idk... I've got a ping reduction hack apparently.

12-15 when it's really "500" (Shovel. Noobs these days.)

Zekko

Look at this



omg

parag0nn

hetfly89

give me ur gun
next round
hey
yes or no
pls
yes or no

aCfromXanax

If you r8pe me i will the cops!

Wyvernfire

evolutioni wrote: »

if you r8pe me i will the cops!

-_______-
get out.

MrFin

dude: omg he hacks
me: how do you know?
dude: he kills with desert eagle. If someone kills with desert eagle there obviously hacking
me: lol wat?

YamamotoTak

noob 1. : ey he have an score of 45/0 and only headshots
ignorant 1 : look my rank noob its bigger than yours!
Noob 1, : ^ Oh sorry i forgot that the rank make you headshot 45 times without die...
Me : lol xD