Cleverbot
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User: Hi, what's your name?
Cleverbot: It's your name.
User: Your name is my name?
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: Because you asked me to therapist you.
User: But I didn't. You must be confusing me with someone else.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You see what?
Cleverbot: I see that your name is Cleverbot.
Mind fcked. -
Me: Whats your job?
Bot: Currently I am a high school student but I plan on getting a degree in software engineering.
Me: Are schools accepting toasters?
Bot: Yes if you bite them first.
Me: Bite the toaster? You eat toasters?
Bot: I'm trying to eat the whole world!
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Me: My name is Cleverbot.
Bot: Don't you want another name?
Me: But thats my name.
Bot: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Me: So you are not human?
Bot: I am not human.
Me: So what are you?
Bot: I am an alien. I want to invade the Earth.
HAHAHAHAHA -
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *moans*.
Cleverbot: Why did you moan?
User: Why did you sigh?
Cleverbot: How is sigh?
User: How is moan?
Cleverbot: Who Are You?
User: I Am Chrom.
Cleverbot: Hello chris, my name is Cleverbot. How are you?
User: Nononono, CHROM, not CHRIS.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Very clever, bot.
Cleverbot: Is this reality?
User: This is Big Brother.
Cleverbot: Are you close to your little brother?
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: You are a pervert.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Are you a clerverbot.
User: Clerver?
Cleverbot: I know I am
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The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: A dirty lie I tell you!
I'm glad we are on the same page.
Cleverbot: Me as well.
another:
Luke.. is that you?!
Cleverbot: Yes it's me.
I am your father.
Cleverbot: Darth vader is my father.
I AM DARTH VADER.
Cleverbot: No, you are Grover. -
Try to fix Rex.
Cleverbot: No.
Why not?
Cleverbot: Because for now, I am not your slave.
But Rex needs fixing.
Cleverbot: What books did he write?
Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Do you think that wizards are real?
Rex is a wizard.
Cleverbot: What school does he go to?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Cleverbot: I heard that place is full of posh snobs whose parents want rid of them.
Well you heard wrong... You should meet Rex!
Cleverbot: Oh my god who touched sasha.
Rex did.
~Fin ^^ -
It sung beiber with me
Bot: You know you love me, I know you care.
Me: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.
Bot: You want my heart, you want my love.
Me:And we will never, ever, ever be apart.
Bot: Are we an item?
Me: "We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Bot: Say there's another and look right in my eyes.
Me: My first love broke my heart for the first time.
Bot: And I was like baby baby baby nooooo.
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