Cleverbot

smogity

MaypleSyrup wrote: »

LOLOLOL!




But be careful...i tink he hom0.

actually it told me it was a 44 year old chick lol

ImpureWorld

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: I like potatos.

Cleverbot: I like potatos with cheese.

User: I like potatos with cheese and chilli.

Cleverbot: Potatoes in soup are okay, particularly if the soup is cheese based.

User: True, true.

L0LAngryFace

ROFLwhat wrote: »

CLEVERBOT CHEATS. omg

where did ya get that firefox skin?
Me want :'(

mulo_fll

Just_Brad

"Oh snapz!" was his answer.

MegaKeLP

convicened him he was gay, then lesbian, then straight.. what a noob.. funny pic

Torjap

fFacepalm wrote: »

This sh1t is hilarious

www.cleverbot.com

and it actually trolled me

You just got told by a computer, how do you feel?


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PROACEX1

Fing epic shizzle right there.
Respectfully,
PROACEX1

Just_Brad

User: Hi, what's your name?

Cleverbot: It's your name.

User: Your name is my name?

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: Then why did you say it?

Cleverbot: Because you asked me to therapist you.

User: But I didn't. You must be confusing me with someone else.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You see what?

Cleverbot: I see that your name is Cleverbot.



Mind fcked.

PapaiUrso

Me: Whats your job?
Bot: Currently I am a high school student but I plan on getting a degree in software engineering.
Me: Are schools accepting toasters?
Bot: Yes if you bite them first.
Me: Bite the toaster? You eat toasters?
Bot: I'm trying to eat the whole world!

ROFLMAO

JayDoubleU

O.O

PapaiUrso

Me: My name is Cleverbot.

Bot: Don't you want another name?

Me: But thats my name.

Bot: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Me: So you are not human?

Bot: I am not human.

Me: So what are you?

Bot: I am an alien. I want to invade the Earth.

HAHAHAHAHA

E_Bully

Errrrrr..... Did cleverbot just call me gay.

PROACEX1

Respectfully,
PROACEX1

twistedF

Lolol this is still going

nucksfan123

MrShad wrote: »

Time to reset the score, we are on equal levels now.

i couldnt stop laughing on this 1

nucksfan123

if u middle finger him, he dosnt say anything back and u get 2 say something again..

Just_Brad

nucksfan123 wrote: »

if u middle finger him, he dosnt say anything back and u get 2 say something again..

It's any symbol. Not emotocons though. o-o

Rikitakeuchi

My hair will give this another go.

My hair:Teach me how to be a conventional lover.
Bot:Breath like Darth Vader and wave your stick around.

JoonLeeeeee

User: I'm a cow.

Cleverbot: Is that metaphorically or literally?

User: Literally.

Cleverbot: So I am a computer program?

User: Yes, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad.


GringoLixo BTW

twistedF

Rikitakeuchi wrote: »

My hair will give this another go.

My hair:Teach me how to be a conventional lover.
Bot:Breath like Darth Vader and wave your stick around.

LOL what the.......

zyphh

Cleverbot: *sighs*.

User: *moans*.

Cleverbot: Why did you moan?

User: Why did you sigh?

Cleverbot: How is sigh?

User: How is moan?

Cleverbot: Who Are You?

User: I Am Chrom.

Cleverbot: Hello chris, my name is Cleverbot. How are you?

User: Nononono, CHROM, not CHRIS.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: Very clever, bot.

Cleverbot: Is this reality?

User: This is Big Brother.

Cleverbot: Are you close to your little brother?

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: You are a pervert.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Are you a clerverbot.

User: Clerver?

Cleverbot: I know I am .

dAIKYU

The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: A dirty lie I tell you!

I'm glad we are on the same page.

Cleverbot: Me as well.


another:

Luke.. is that you?!
Cleverbot: Yes it's me.
I am your father.
Cleverbot: Darth vader is my father.
I AM DARTH VADER.
Cleverbot: No, you are Grover.

zyphh

kSteal wrote: »

Luke.. is that you?!
Cleverbot: Yes it's me.
I am your father.
Cleverbot: Darth vader is my father.
I AM DARTH VADER.
Cleverbot: No, you are Grover.

ROFL. This one was good.

dAIKYU

Cleverbot: Accio wand!
You... you betrayed me Luke!
Cleverbot: Don't say that!
It's too late Luke, you've destroyed our friendship.
Cleverbot: Grilled cheese gives you nightmares.

twistedF

me:Who is Rex?
Rex is our forever friend, you love him!
me:NO.
Why not? He loves you.

dAIKYU

Try to fix Rex.
Cleverbot: No.
Why not?
Cleverbot: Because for now, I am not your slave.
But Rex needs fixing.
Cleverbot: What books did he write?
Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Do you think that wizards are real?
Rex is a wizard.
Cleverbot: What school does he go to?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Cleverbot: I heard that place is full of posh snobs whose parents want rid of them.
Well you heard wrong... You should meet Rex!
Cleverbot: Oh my god who touched sasha.
Rex did.


~Fin ^^

L0LchoobFace

ME FOR THE WIN!

Sl0wpoke

It sung beiber with me

Bot: You know you love me, I know you care.
Me: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.
Bot: You want my heart, you want my love.
Me:And we will never, ever, ever be apart.
Bot: Are we an item?
Me: "We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Bot: Say there's another and look right in my eyes.
Me: My first love broke my heart for the first time.
Bot: And I was like baby baby baby nooooo.

crusader13cf

I WIN ... definitely.


USER:I am a camel.


Cleverbot:Cat's can't type.