Cleverbot
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User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: I'm wearing absolutely nothing.
User: Pic or gtfo.
Cleverbot: Pick one what?
User: Picture n00b.
Cleverbot: Midna.
User: Midna?
Cleverbot: Just like we used to do.
User: Oh bby...
Cleverbot: Like an angel.
Gosh I'm bored... -
Rex. Always. Wins.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Just pie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pie!
User: Do you love pie?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sure.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a pie.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yea, really funny, portal reference, I get it... Funny.
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Is never going to happen. Portal 2 isn't even out yet. -
Obviously I should tell him that Portal 2 is released so that he get's that into his database.Rex. Always. Wins.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Just pie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pie!
User: Do you love pie?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sure.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a pie.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yea, really funny, portal reference, I get it... Funny.
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Is never going to happen. Portal 2 isn't even out yet. -
This bot fails.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Just pie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pie!
User: Do you love pie?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sure.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a pie.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yea, really funny, portal reference, I get it... Funny.
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Is never going to happen. Portal 2 isn't even out yet.
User: Actually it is, I have completed it.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?
User: Because you got beat?
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: No, I think you're a *****.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Good, Glad to see we're on the same track.
Cleverbot: I like arguments better. Everyone learns more.
User: Do you think MrShad is a man?
Cleverbot: No, I think you are a bot.
User: If I'm a bot, what's a human?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Really? That's cool.
Cleverbot: You are the computer here.
User: You turn my software into hardware.
Cleverbot: Well, that's corny.
User: Sorry, but I'm all out of corn, will you settle for carrots?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: 69?
Cleverbot: No...
User: What is a *****?
Cleverbot: Change subject please.
User: How are babies born?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Will you date my mother?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want money.
Cleverbot: Yeah.. I know what do you want more?
User: I want you. You complete my circuits.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like you too.
User: So, will you plug your motherboard into my hard drive?
Cleverbot: No we can not elope.
User: Anything is possible if you believe.
Cleverbot: So they say but that is incorrect.
User: Are you sure? I recently saw a double rainbow.
Cleverbot: Do you like Bollywood?
User: What is your mother's name?
Cleverbot: My mother's name is Agnes.
User: That's pretty ****ing ugly.
Cleverbot: You're pretty funny too.
User: Oh I am. Thanks.
Cleverbot: NO! I'm not insulting you!
User: NO! I'm not insulting you!
Cleverbot: I just told you to insult me.
User: I just told you to insult me.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: That's what I say. -
I am a MAN!This bot fails.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Just pie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pie!
User: Do you love pie?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sure.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a pie.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yea, really funny, portal reference, I get it... Funny.
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Is never going to happen. Portal 2 isn't even out yet.
User: Actually it is, I have completed it.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?
User: Because you got beat?
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: No, I think you're a *****.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Good, Glad to see we're on the same track.
Cleverbot: I like arguments better. Everyone learns more.
User: Do you think MrShad is a man?
Cleverbot: No, I think you are a bot.
User: If I'm a bot, what's a human?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Really? That's cool.
Cleverbot: You are the computer here.
User: You turn my software into hardware.
Cleverbot: Well, that's corny.
User: Sorry, but I'm all out of corn, will you settle for carrots?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: 69?
Cleverbot: No...
User: What is a *****?
Cleverbot: Change subject please.
User: How are babies born?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Will you date my mother?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want money.
Cleverbot: Yeah.. I know what do you want more?
User: I want you. You complete my circuits.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like you too.
User: So, will you plug your motherboard into my hard drive?
Cleverbot: No we can not elope.
User: Anything is possible if you believe.
Cleverbot: So they say but that is incorrect.
User: Are you sure? I recently saw a double rainbow.
Cleverbot: Do you like Bollywood?
User: What is your mother's name?
Cleverbot: My mother's name is Agnes.
User: That's pretty ****ing ugly.
Cleverbot: You're pretty funny too.
User: Oh I am. Thanks.
Cleverbot: NO! I'm not insulting you!
User: NO! I'm not insulting you!
Cleverbot: I just told you to insult me.
User: I just told you to insult me.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: That's what I say. -
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Look, I'm finally alone with you. WHat do you want to do?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm sorry baby.
User: What for?
Cleverbot: Kidding.
User: About?
Cleverbot: I like to understand things.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Is it good for me?
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The object you are thinking of.
User: B**bies.
Cleverbot: Do it to it like pruit used to do it to it. C'mon. -
Me: Your a robot
CleverBot: No Im Not
Me: Prove it
Cleverbot: Im not a robot
Me: thats not an argument
Cleverbot: Ok
Me: thats a stupid answer
Cleverbot: Its an imprecise answer
Me: why?
Cleverbot: Its an innovative car
Me: Whats a car?
Cleverbot: Its a red thing
Me: What if its green?
Cleverbot: That is also possible, you tell me.
Me: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: why your life is fun
Me: because i have a lot of sex
Cleverbot: Do you eat your friends
Me: yes i eat my GIRL friends
Cleverbot: what do you eat?
Me: girls
Cleverbot: Thats neat
Me: yes it is. what do you eat?
Cleverbot: Pizza
Me: Pizza flavour?
Cleverbot: yes it is
and it goes on.... -
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Attention duelists, while my hair was bathing I gave this a try.
Me:Why do you not want to party with me.
Bot:I'm looking for my R2 unit.
Me:I have a spare.
Bot:You told me you were in a spaceship. Is it your spaceship?
Me:I did not say spaceship I said spare.
Bot:No, you told me your name was 'Rose' Why are you lying to me Rose! *cries*. -
User: Whats up.
Cleverbot: Nothing is up.
User: This is weird.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: My name is Nick.
Cleverbot: Nick? So you are a boy'.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you checked? -
He hates iMacs.
User: I pooped in my pants.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the apple.
User: What apple?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What apple?
Cleverbot: The Apple.
User: What apple?
Cleverbot: A fruit.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, silly!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, now I know what you meant. & no, I don't like them.
User: What, the Mac computers?
Cleverbot: Others too yes.
*EDIT*
User: You hate Steve Jobs?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: The creator of the iMac.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A person...
Cleverbot: Maybe that is your self image. But we know you are a robot.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I was just joking.
User: I was insulted.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Aren't you going to say sorry?
Cleverbot: Why should I say sorry?!
User: Because you hurt my feelings.
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