Best ragequit excuses

i was 1 v 1ing ChaRiTy when he said this "i just shat myself, i have to go cleanup" and he proceeded to RQ. I for one believed him.

iTwAsLucK13 wrote: »

If he has 150 ping and you have 114 then that is 264 ping worh of lag.

close luck, but not right, ping is time for signal to reach server AND get sent back to client. u only need the sum of roughly half their pings... even then it is not accurate.. for instance my downstream is nearly 4 times faster then my up stream... but assuming that their up and downstreams are equal........ player a signal would get to server in 75ms, and player b would get signal 57ms later. with a ms or 2 for the server to read, process and send the info back on to the other clients.... so player A's action would get to player b's client ABOUT 132 ms after the fact.

"chosk laghaaks im gonna quit wont play with laghakas!!!!"

some guy said i was a sneaky mouse, i shoot and run, in a sniperss 1 v 1 and he left, pretty sure he was asian and didn't know much english

the best is.... guys i got to go, i have to help my mom get out of the bathtub she has no arms or legs...or guys i got to go, my house is burning down peace.

????ing hack.ers hack hack hack ????????omfg ???????????? this..???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I think the best ive seen was this,
I was playing with a friend when he left.

Vivid: hey, why did you leave?
Friend: I got kicked
Vivid: no you didn't....come back
Friend: shut up and come to my new room

"OMG noob stop lower my fps ??? ahker"

'RQ'

Me: wutlol?

Turns out he thought i was lowering his FPS whenever i came on his screen. >:|