Best ragequit excuses

i__Quit · November 2009

Post here the best ragequit excuses u ever heard!

I'll start:
I was on my alt today:
After i started the game (A 1vs1) ; Hammakilla started of with the shovel, axe then knife
I was 'lagging' while my ping is constantly 114...
And his was 150...
Ok! im the lagger :rolleyes:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7214/hammakillascaredinknife.jpg

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S_killa · November 2009

now you are happy :P
omg
to make a new thread just because of that?
lol u suck
and it doesnt matter you has the higher ping
i lagged so what?
my hits still didnt count
and that annoyed

i__Quit · November 2009

Ahaha i made a new thread to see how sad other people can be

back ontopic

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stoolY · November 2009

Use the search button.

Threads like this already exist.

i__Quit · November 2009

well.. not on the first or second page o.o

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iiiTwAsLucK · November 2009

If he has 150 ping and you have 114 then that is 264 ping worh of lag.

Aka, you both lag.

Best ragequit excuse? "I have to go eat dinner".
Food... who needs it. Nubs.

i__Quit · November 2009

Lol...

Idk if you know it but you dont have to add thsoe 2 numbers they are both apart...

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13JDog · November 2009

Best Rage Quit Excuse

Got to go...

My mum wants me to do something......?

Laughed so much I fell of my cushion LOL

i__Quit · November 2009

lawl :P

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FocusShift · November 2009

I think there is already a big thread on this kind of stuff somewhere but has screenshots.

Trisso · November 2009

i was 1 v 1ing ChaRiTy when he said this "i just shat myself, i have to go cleanup" and he proceeded to RQ. I for one believed him.

Herbzor · November 2009

Trisso wrote: »

i was 1 v 1ing ChaRiTy when he said this "i just shat myself, i have to go cleanup" and he proceeded to RQ. I for one believed him.

ahaha wow i would belive him too lool

RendoRazor · November 2009

iTwAsLucK13 wrote: »

If he has 150 ping and you have 114 then that is 264 ping worh of lag.

close luck, but not right, ping is time for signal to reach server AND get sent back to client. u only need the sum of roughly half their pings... even then it is not accurate.. for instance my downstream is nearly 4 times faster then my up stream... but assuming that their up and downstreams are equal........ player a signal would get to server in 75ms, and player b would get signal 57ms later. with a ms or 2 for the server to read, process and send the info back on to the other clients.... so player A's action would get to player b's client ABOUT 132 ms after the fact.

Kapers · November 2009

*died*
...
OMF... *erase message*
...
*RAGE QUIT*

TheChosk · November 2009

"chosk laghaaks im gonna quit wont play with laghakas!!!!"

CoruptionlSl · November 2009

i dont get this but i never rq only d/c P_P

LetterT · November 2009

some guy said i was a sneaky mouse, i shoot and run, in a sniperss 1 v 1 and he left, pretty sure he was asian and didn't know much english

parag0nn · November 2009

CoruptionlSl wrote: »

i dont get this but i never rq only d/c P_P

yeah i know:)

SteppUP · November 2009

the best is.... guys i got to go, i have to help my mom get out of the bathtub she has no arms or legs...or guys i got to go, my house is burning down peace.

wowyloo · November 2009

heres 1

FIREAGLE: wow a mastersergent who cant use a scar?
Noob who suks:I am lagging cuz my ping
FIREAGLE:Its 65 ur ping
Noob: well idc I am lagg
FIREAGLE: ur not lag ur a player
Noob: Sorry have to go PWN u another time
[Noob: has left]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! score was 67-22

xLeGeNDZx · November 2009

????ing hack.ers hack hack hack ????????omfg ???????????? this..???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

eZyKillQQ · November 2009

Trisso wrote: »

i was 1 v 1ing ChaRiTy when he said this "i just shat myself, i have to go cleanup" and he proceeded to RQ. I for one believed him.

Lawl

ChaRity

MyAWM · November 2009

SteppUP wrote: »

the best is.... guys i got to go, i have to help my mom get out of the bathtub she has no arms or legs...or guys i got to go, my house is burning down peace.

hey **** lol

deathstrike9 · November 2009

My personal one is g2g fap rematch later

Vivid~ · November 2009

I think the best ive seen was this,
I was playing with a friend when he left.

Vivid: hey, why did you leave?
Friend: I got kicked
Vivid: no you didn't....come back
Friend: shut up and come to my new room

JerryVzla · November 2009

"I sleep"
'ragequit'

SideEff3cts · November 2009

"OMG noob stop lower my fps ??? ahker"

'RQ'

Me: wutlol?

Turns out he thought i was lowering his FPS whenever i came on his screen. >:|

DoctorBee · November 2009

bah i have like 5 or 6 screenies of rq'ers cbf..

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