Help!! Please!! I just want to play this game!!

What is your computer language? Is it in chinese or something?

First off... take that computer into the back yard, make sure to bring a shotgun or something big to swing or throw... put that piece of crap out of its misery.
That laptop can't handle this game, there's your problem.

The only thing I would try if I were you, drop all of the graphics to the minimum or put it into max performance settings.