Chuck Norris is a TERRIBLE Cf Player!

lnevitable · June 2012

My friend says he's good at everything, and that he could own me in CF. pfft i doubt that old man could even TOUCH me in Cross Fire. I mean come on my KDR's 2.21 get on with it

Chuck Norris I say you are garbage at CF. I mean he cant even reply to this thread or interrupt me from typ:OIASHpiOH; :STIS:LDKHF:ESIHLF SKH:LRWPOEIHTS:LDKH;kLH S:LEIHtS:LDKHF:LWHEPIOGSHD

2ADL · June 2012

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Bawbs · June 2012

inb4movetoofftopic?

No idea what this thread is supposed to mean, so I'm assuming it's an off-topic thread.

Im_Owen · June 2012

He's proving that Chuck Norris isn't as awesome as we all make him.
When we talk [crap] about him; he doesn't show up and break our neck or round house kick us does he?

Bawbs · June 2012

taotMF wrote: »

He's proving that Chuck Norris isn't as awesome as we all make him.
When we talk sh...t about him; he doesn't show up and break our neck or round house kick us does he?

That's what you think. The moment you mentioned him poorly he put you into a coma with a roundhouse kick. This is all simply a dream.

Im_Owen · June 2012

iBobRawrs wrote: »

That's what you think. The moment you mentioned him poorly he put you into a coma with a roundhouse kick. This is all simply a dream.

In an alternate/non-existent universe maybe?

Bawbs · June 2012

taotMF wrote: »

In an alternate/non-existent universe maybe?

Or that. He flips a coin in his head and decides.

Im_Owen · June 2012

iBobRawrs wrote: »

Or that. He flips a coin in his head and decides.

In that non-existent world, I become a dinosaur and step on him, and he dies, and has no POSSIBLE way to come back to life.

The End.

Bawbs · June 2012

taotMF wrote: »

In that non-existent world, I become a dinosaur and step on him, and he dies, and has no POSSIBLE way to come back to life.

The End.

He becomes becomes zombie Godzilla and eats you, and YOU have no possible way of coming back to life, or to become a zombie.

Zombies aren't alive, so he didn't come back to life. I win.

Im_Owen · June 2012

iBobRawrs wrote: »

He becomes becomes zombie Godzilla and eats you, and YOU have no possible way of coming back to life, or to become a zombie.

Zombies aren't alive, so he didn't come back to life. I win.

*sigh, you know what beats chuck norris?

This:

SexyCoon · June 2012

taotMF wrote: »

*sigh, you know what beats chuck norris?

This:

you so racist my coon doesn't mean that kind of coon ...

but this one

BlindNate · June 2012

I dont quite get this thread.What is the point of it?This jokes about if you say something about Chuck Norris.He comes to your house and hits your head on keyboard are pretty lame.
I dont see any point that this thread should be opend. O.o

shubinator · June 2012

This is another chuck norris thread lol, Comon Everyone knows now that chuck norris plays a human hunter for World of Warcraft. Not this game :P

Lammero · June 2012

taotMF wrote: »

In an alternate/non-existent universe maybe?

Chuck Norris jokes only make sense in the Kwa

/thread

Nukkarific · June 2012

To everyone: This guy was trying to make a joke but failed miserably.

TeamBagging · June 2012

schitty wrote: »

My friend says he's good at everything, and that he could own me in CF. pfft i doubt that old man could even TOUCH me in Cross Fire. I mean come on my KDR's 2.21 get on with it

Chuck Norris I say you are garbage at CF. I mean he cant even reply to this thread or interrupt me from typ:OIASHpiOH; :STIS:LDKHF:ESIHLF SKH:LRWPOEIHTS:LDKH;kLH S:LEIHtS:LDKHF:LWHEPIOGSHD

bro chill and have a gum and read a book.

Chuck Norris is a TERRIBLE Cf Player!

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