I was never a kid. The second I came flying out of my mom's womb, I was already CEO of multiple corporations and securing investments in foreign countries taking advantage of emerging markets, not to mention investing heavily in middle-income housing and building an empire in multiple local and international cities, now I'm 17 and I make $10.2m yearly and one of my many sex partners, Sandra, has been featured on the cover of many Sports Illustrated magazines, not to mention Vogue and even Business Week (that's right, she's actually intelligent and good looking) In all, I don't miss anything about being a kid because I have never been a kid, but I'm assuming that all of you peasant forumers miss your pathetic past times. Stay classy.
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLFirst fap ever? Lara croft tomb raider in an old comic book.
Just when you think you have thought of everything...9 revives another chapter in your life.
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLYES YES DOUBLE YES!
I laughed when I googled pogs and that picture was the second image hahahah. Exactly what I would do.
And stretch armstrong!!
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLthanks for reminding me.
See you tonight
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLAnd street sharks of course as well.
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLwhat the hell bro...
i still am one, not much i think i will miss other than getting to play games the whole day.
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLI miss the ability to be irresponsible regardless of the outcome
Dam! Them was the days eh?
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLMmm, mm, I loved nap time. Hardly have time for regular sleep these days.
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLand stress free times
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0 · Disagree Agree Like Vote Up Awesome LOLIs Sandra a russian super model by any chance?
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