[EXCLUSIVE!] April 1st Patch Preview

[Hpx] · April 2011

Because I love you all I've decided to give you a sneak-preview of the next patch. Please enjoy responsibly and feel free to comment!

You asked for more ribbons, we've added loads of new ribbons!

Exclusive New Ribbons!!
Boom boom pow? No! Nom Nom Ow! - Attained Spork Weapon.
I'm a hustla baby! - Attained Pimp Cane Weapon.
Wheres my money! - Kill 125 players with the Pimp Cane Weapon.
Grand Theft Auto - Hit 125 players in TD_Monaco race mode.
I am Mysterio! - Attained the April Mystery BP weapon, this weapon counts as 7 weapons.
Fast-food - Use a single uzi, or dual uzi and kill 125 players while in your vehicle.
Clan-Bang - In a clan match, have your entire clan jump into a vehicle with uzis/dual uzis and win the round.

p.s.

Patch Notes - April 1st, 2011.

In a rare Balance update for Cross Fire. We have decided the Deaths No longer matter.

From now on, the amount of deaths you incur in game will not be calculated on your record.

Giggletron · April 2011

Got them already. Thanks Saidin

Sl0wpoke · April 2011

Already got a better weapon then that

The_AnimalMo · April 2011

NERF the SPORK :-)

Epicness for April 1st!!

KDuane · April 2011

I hear the spork has the same stats as the Fork of Horripilation from Morrowind:The Elder Scrolls 3. If that's true, then it is a seriously OP weapon.

iOwn4ge · April 2011

Omfg They look Siccck !

iM4AtChu · April 2011

dual uzi + drive-by = profit

iOwn4ge · April 2011

I hope this ent a joke for april fools day :O !

one_9 · April 2011

that gun looks too heavy to even lift lawl....

im loling on the racing mode

iM4AtChu wrote: »

dual uzi + drive-by = profit

In clan wars you can put the whole gang in one vehicle

Fizzx · April 2011

Spork sucks....

I got a spoon already.

ThePassword · April 2011

Dude there is a glitch with the spork, If you hit someone in the head it crashes the room, patch plox.

ZINA1533 · April 2011

nice mode new very good

KimiKelKu · April 2011

Looks really good, maybe a anoretic char and ill be pwn nabs every where xD

[Hpx] · April 2011

ThePassword wrote: »

Dude there is a glitch with the spork, If you hit someone in the head it crashes the room, patch plox.

Fixed, its because you tried to put your actual spork in the cd-rom tray.

niekkills · April 2011

[sarcasm] OMG
I almost thought this was a joke
Now i realize this ain't a joke [/sarcasm]

Fizzx · April 2011

[GM]Hpx wrote: »

Fixed, its because you tried to put your actual spork in the cd-rom tray.

Barrett with Grenade launcher is fkin awesome.

ShadowKighT · April 2011

WTF?
i AM PRETTY SURE THIS IS A JOKE FOR 1ST OF APRIL....

)
NICE!!!

ShadowKighT · April 2011

I am anctious to try the new game

SatanaDrAku · April 2011

I spend 100.000 BP on secret weapon and has just 18 nades in the grenade launcher

1Unknown · April 2011

iM4AtChu wrote: »

dual uzi + drive-by = profit

lmao! yup. xD

niekkills · April 2011

SatanaDrAku wrote: »

I spend 100.000 BP on secret weapon and has just 18 nades in the grenade launcher

My mysterious weapon only had 15 nades

i'm feeling ripped off

WishMunzta · April 2011

My mysterious weapon was a FAL Camo with 18 nades..

LMAO. Who wants to try?

bisrap · April 2011

epic patch cant wait z8 cooking something good..hope they spare some BP weapons coz its stack up a little bit

Zukotu · April 2011

Ha

Who needs a spork when you have Spooooooon Guuuuaaard.

Happy april fools! Not.

Va1iant · April 2011

nice fail there z8.....everyones already called your troll. Better luck next year.

Fliick13 · April 2011

:rolleyes:April 1st! I this day! Who is lier here? Z8games!:rolleyes:

papichulo187 · April 2011

Hpx thanks saidin and all z8 people

Reyy69 · April 2011

Best patch evar.

Fliick13 · April 2011

Wishjj wrote: »

My mysterious weapon was a FAL Camo with 18 nades..

LMAO. Who wants to try?

Lier? LMAO! If you remember... April 1st is a special day! LMAO!

bisrap · April 2011

i think they got us on these is not real to me i a see the zp price? nice april fools

Rage_Quit · April 2011

1st of april joke:-):-):-)

[EXCLUSIVE!] April 1st Patch Preview

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