[EXCLUSIVE!] April 1st Patch Preview

Fizzx

7_7_7 wrote: »

lmfao

ROFL

m2s

usuckisuck12

I have a problem, the gas pedal gets stuck on monoco , is there a way to avoid this?
also, spork crashes room

TupacSK

guys its april fool

neweraaa1

[GM]Hpx wrote: »

Because I love you all I've decided to give you a sneak-preview of the next patch. Please enjoy responsibly and feel free to comment!

You asked for more ribbons, we've added loads of new ribbons!

Exclusive New Ribbons!!
Boom boom pow? No! Nom Nom Ow! - Attained Spork Weapon.
I'm a hustla baby! - Attained Pimp Cane Weapon.
Wheres my money! - Kill 125 players with the Pimp Cane Weapon.
Grand Theft Auto - Hit 125 players in TD_Monaco race mode.
I am Mysterio! - Attained the April Mystery BP weapon, this weapon counts as 7 weapons.
Fast-food - Use a single uzi, or dual uzi and kill 125 players while in your vehicle.
Clan-Bang - In a clan match, have your entire clan jump into a vehicle with uzis/dual uzis and win the round.



p.s.

Patch Notes - April 1st, 2011.

In a rare Balance update for Cross Fire. We have decided the Deaths No longer matter.

From now on, the amount of deaths you incur in game will not be calculated on your record.

lol still doesnt get what u mean with all that but it seems nice ^^

only the 30k zp for monaco td race thing is a bit mutch
^^

gj mods

DeviLJin_Rsp

LOL All is a april fool if not im the biggast noob in cf and a farmer

Charazzard

Lols NIce prank but i knew it was fake next time dont go too far lol

MidoIsLegend

Sucks

Guys OMG ! really i started to be bored from you !!! that's insane ! this patch sucks. this is cross fire not racing fire !!!!. this game was free little thing i think after 2 months creating account wil cost 10$ really before this patch it was wonderful now you started to invent stupid matters !!!!! please stop that and make it game every body can play. even your ribbons you make all the ribbons now to get it the one must pay to get it !! stop being greedy.
100k BP lol really so cheap. so i have to buy 1 million ZP!!!!!! yeah so cheap one second iam going to buy them.

MidoIsLegend

'FroZn wrote:

MinD;2041845']LOL All is a april fool if not im the biggast noob in cf and a farmer

i agree with him too. because really there is no another solution for this stupidity.

bio_Jadoo

FOOLS ;D z8games never will make mega patch ;D

Purificator

fwyell wrote: »

FOOLS ;D z8games never will make mega patch ;D

You right...

The cane: Everytime when you hit an oponent you steal 0.1% GP LOL ROFL LOL )))))

) RACE MODE... ))

1g0tN0skillZ

I lol'ed so hard when I saw this xD
Nice one guys, really creative

aBeliever

BTW , Deaths won't count LOOOOL!!!!

Hezzi

Can someone clear things up and tell me if this is real or bull****?

xYO321312

Is That True With Deaths Will Be Not Record in My Score?
I Hope That is for 1day..

SunOfhell

Hahahahhaha.
Fail prank.

SirEnco

ahahahahah

waiting for guns i already have 100.000 bp

xYO321312

you know thats a joke?

Energy4e

and Ratio 2.0 ribbons will be removed?

and Ratio 2.0 ribbons will be removed?

xYO321312

Who Said This,
So I Hope That With Deaths is a Joke
or i Do Not Play Anymore Crossfire. Really..

NiloVips10

nice good eu vou fazer

MrShad

iM4AtChu wrote: »

dual uzi + drive-by = profit

LOL, that would be sooo awesome xD

Don't forget the glocks.

KryxisAlpha

Everyone that believed this was a Poisson d'Avril.

crusader13cf

iM4AtChu wrote: »

dual uzi PIIIINK+ drive-by = profit

Corrected for ya.

badname33982

April Foools?....

llloyd

sinan321 wrote: »

who said this,
so i hope that with deaths is a joke
or i do not play anymore crossfire. Really..

so far today its in affect lol

headdddddd

worst update i've seen.....deaths dont count.....like what the hell deaths make the game even more interesting.....an fps online game isnt a shooter without deaths.....next, why not just make kills not count?bad idea.

headdddddd

LURIDdusk667 wrote: »

worst update i've seen.....deaths dont count.....like what the hell deaths make the game even more interesting.....an fps online game isnt a shooter without deaths.....next, why not just make kills not count?bad idea.I hope this is an april fools joke.

kepdo123456

WHY you have decided that deaths no longer matter in the game. Thats just..... crap... Where the kdr goes? every one will get CLUTCH KILLER ribbon... It took me long time to get, and a lot of effort... You Developer team of Crossfire, are just insane

Astonishhh

I hope this isn't a april fools trick...

UK_Daz

Hahah This made my day =D