You Know You Play CF too much when...

Aimoperative · March 2011

61) When you try teabag sleeping people.

Scr00b · March 2011

1337) you know you play cf too much when your mom opens the curtains, you get up and yell, "im flashed!" #SYNR

Rationalist · March 2011

That..was.. AMAZING. Moar.

EdDyZeTa · March 2011

62) When you call your friend irl, who plays it as well, by his ingame name.

63) When, instead of saying "what the f.u.c.k", "to be honest", etc, u say "wtf", "tbh", ...

MonsterSquad · March 2011

64 - When you're done with your shift at work and try to figure out how much exp/gp you've earned for the the day.

65 - At christmas you spin the presents hoping to get a berreta.

xPeeka_x · March 2011

66) You press buttons on your watch to try to check your Kill/Death.

67) You listen to songs with the name CrossFire in it.

68) You drive a Chrysler CrossFire

crusader13cf · March 2011

MonsterSquad wrote: »

64 - When you're done with your shift at work and try to figure out how much exp/gp you've earned for the the day.

65 - At christmas you spin the presents hoping to get a berreta.

LOLZ 65 was epic

D_Phoenix · March 2011

69) You play too much when irl, you see a black person you immediately think "GSG-9"

Dirty_Dog · March 2011

eLChRisK wrote: »

lmfao they were all funny, but when a hot girl walks in the room u say "Stop flashing me!"

i rather them to keep flashing me=]

Bayley13 · March 2011

There all funny i rofled

daBeloved · March 2011

70. When you sit in your classroom in school and you suddenly hear: 'Fire in the hole!'
It means that you already got brainwashed, it's not funny

AkProWar · March 2011

71: when you try to bhop your way out your house in the middle of the night... to party with yo friends.

one_9 · March 2011

Not to be a jerk about it, but this should have been made in the Off-topic forum....

OT:
72. When you try to play CF in real life against cops...but with cardboard cutouts of the guns...:eek:

Lol at the 18 and still virgin post.... that would depress me if CF did that:cool:.

catpiss · March 2011

73) When cutting meat in real life you slash twice and make an X.

74) When you see a girl wearing a skirt you instantly think she has red underwear on.

75) In a movie, you wonder why guns don't fall straight out from people.

76) When you're trying to sneak up to someone and they turn around really fast you think, "Oh crap, stupid headphones."

xPeeka_x · March 2011

77) When your wife tells you to take out the garbage you say "Lixo noob"

78) When you watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies you think of "Awm"

79) When you look at my avatar it makes you want to do a peace sign in real life.

L0LAngryFace · March 2011

vMiami wrote: »

Well.. I'm gonna be 18 soon and I'm not plannin on gettin laid anytime soon.

You know you play CF too much when your wife is unusually in the mood and you say you're busy.

LOL You don't plan to get laid!!
Let me guess , your an geek or school study with glasses?

No Insult btw ^-^

Katsuko_o · March 2011

The_Hobo wrote: »

LOL You don't plan to get laid!!
Let me guess , your an geek or school study with glasses?

No Insult btw ^-^

Nah, he´s a strict Catholic

Great thread, some good laughs.

Specially the Chrysler CrossFire

(my Car)

[MOD]Rex · March 2011

80) You know you play to much CF when a hot girl walks into your room and you yell "DON'T FLASH ME NOOB!"

DatEm0tioN · March 2011

81) when you see something rectangular on the floor you yell "Bomb's on the ground here"

MRain202 · March 2011

The_Hobo wrote: »

LOL You don't plan to get laid!!
Let me guess , your an geek or school study with glasses?

No Insult btw ^-^

Well yes I am a geek because I'm studying to work with computers the rest of my life and that I'm not a party person. Also, it's just my preference to wait til after marrage. Flame all ya want, I can't be persuaded in this choice. :P

Oh yeah, I am the only one in my family that doesn't use glasses.

RodneyJohns · March 2011

Aimoperative wrote: »

24) You try jumping off 2 story buildings in a rigid posture.

That one is the best!

Here's mine:You turn your monitor off when you hear your wife coming

MRain202 · March 2011

Prisoner_627 wrote: »

Nah, he´s a strict Catholic

Great thread, some good laughs.

Specially the Chrysler CrossFire (my Car)

Nah, I ain't catholic, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just my preference.

aMoistmuffin · March 2011

vMiami wrote: »

Nah, I ain't catholic, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just my preference.

Nothing wrong with that, just as long as you don't end up gay and sticking it in some dudes pooper we will still love you

MRain202 · March 2011

iShopBellaOo wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that, just as long as you don't end up gay and sticking it in some dudes pooper we will still love you

Rofl. Yeah I'd prolly would hate myself too if I did that.

Pure_Fear · March 2011

LOL such a win post :P

L0LchoobFace · March 2011

I loll'd at the last ones lol. I really did that once at school XD.

NotoriousRay · March 2011

82. Outside of crossfire you still type curse words with periods i.e f.uck, sh.it. OR even the word hack.er.

DoctorKelso · March 2011

[GaryBusey wrote: »

82. Outside of crossfire you still type curse words with periods i.e f.uck, sh.it. OR even the word hack.er.

I do that all the time .......

I get weird reactions when I do it too lol.

KryxisAlpha · March 2011

83-you start punching a picture of a ghost when someone surprises you with it.

M60Katzen · March 2011

84) When you try to swear, all you say is "???"

85) In combat, you throw your weapon away after it's out of ammo.

86) Any time you reload your weapon, you eject the chambered round, even if you only used 1 bullet.

87) When someone declares the winner of something, you try to kill everyone else with a knife.

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