You Know You Play CF too much when...
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NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!
1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"
2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.
3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.
4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.
5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"
6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."
7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.
8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals
9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."
10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.
~M6o
NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!
1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"
2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.
3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.
4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.
5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"
6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."
7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.
8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals
9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."
10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.
~M6o
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The old forum thing, brought to CF. Post your own.
NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!
1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"
2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.
3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.
4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.
5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"
6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."
7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.
8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals
9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."
10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.
~M6o
i Lolled quite a bit on some of these. -
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The old forum thing, brought to CF. Post your own.
NOTE: Everything I post is in a joking manner. I will avoid breaking the rules, but there may be something that offends you. Please realize that it is a joke, and I certainly do not mean it. Happy Foruming!
1) You see someone chopping wood with an axe, and give them a knife and call them a "ZP Noob"
2) You thought "The Incredible Hulk" was a guide to Mutation Mode.
3) You didn't like "Inception" because there was a guy using a SCAR in it.
4) You wonder why special forces don't all use the Desert Eagle.
5) You go to get a Brazillian Wax, and ask the clerk, "AlugemBR?"
6) When you're tired, you constantly say, "Ugh, lagg."
7) You're constantly asking your boss when the next patch is.
8) You wonder why the US Military hasn't given all of their troops M4-Custom-Crystals
9) You tell people to quit smoking by telling them it causes "frame lag."
10) You yell "Fire in the Hole!," "Flash Bomb!," or "Smoking Bomb!" Every time you throw away trash.
~M6o
Loving this hope you think of more, I got a good laugh out of it. Thank you! -
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17) Any time you hear heavy breathing, you flail about trying to kill the ghost.
18) When watching movies and you see someone die in one shot, you yell out, "h4x0r! kik!"
19) You believe all action movie heroes are hackers.
20) You cheer when something bad happens to Brazil in the movies. (Joke, don't take it too seriously.)
21) You try to join SWAT, SAS, OMOH or GSG-9 after playing in CF.
22) Any time you see terrorists in movies killing d00dz, you say, "Black List wins."
23) You try to repair your remote after every use. -
31) You tell people in movies to "Stop spraying, n00bs!"
32) You wonder why nobody yells "Headshot!" when it's in the movies.
33) You prevent people from getting kicked on the ground by yelling "F12! F12!"
34) You try to check to see if your coworkers are trying to kick you when you get a raise. -
35) You hold down "shift" to sneak into your house at night.
36) You don't leave stuff you don't want to be at because you're afraid of taking a penalty.
37) All you own in real life is a broken M16, an unused M700, two frag grenades, and a USP, because you're not of a rank high enough to buy other guns.
38) You wonder why you don't get your grenades back after they're thrown in warfare.
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