How to become a Noob.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

A Simple Guide to become a Noob.

First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.

-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel

Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.

Next.
Attitude.

-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!

-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)

Finaly.
Scrims.

-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"

If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.

CookieMunzta · May 2010

And, last but not least, make a thread that has already be posted, plagiarized, and laughed at, a million times, just so people get the idea.

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

A Simple Guide to become a Noob.

First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.

-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel

Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.

Next.
Attitude.

-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!

-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)

Finaly.
Scrims.

-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"

If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.

Weird you know all that so well.

SiilenceR · May 2010

CookieMunzta wrote: »

And, last but not least, make a thread that has already be posted, plagiarized, and laughed at, a million times, just so people get the idea.

Forgott 1 thing.. Your IGN must be Voltrix.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

CookieMunzta wrote: »

And, last but not least, make a thread that has already be posted, plagiarized, and laughed at, a million times, just so people get the idea.

LOL i plagiarize?
That rich from the original name "cookiemunzta".
+ i felt like raging on the forums. ^^

Xcellent00 · May 2010

SiilenceR wrote: »

Forgott 1 thing.. Your IGN must be Voltrix.

thats impossibe your names not voltrix but you are a br noob?
im so confused.

lolsodkiandi · May 2010

men this men is noob he wear spoooppp he scrub light and he aremore and he sings and he noob nob nob nb he nob men i he noob emn he noob

CookieMunzta · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

LOL i plagiarize?
That rich from the original name "cookiemunzta".
+ i felt like raging on the forums. ^^

Show me this other 'cookiemunzta'. He doesnt exist sweetie, since I felt like SEARCHING beforehand

SiilenceR · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

LOL i plagiarize?
That rich from the original name "cookiemunzta".
+ i felt like raging on the forums. ^^

We dont need more of your raging. You always do.

Voltrix wrote: »

thats impossibe your names not voltrix but you are a br noob?
im so confused.

The word noob is so overused...

Xcellent00 · May 2010

lolsodkiandi wrote: »

men this men is noob he wear spoooppp he scrub light and he aremore and he sings and he noob nob nob nb he nob men i he noob emn he noob

men this men? spoooppp? aremore? ..... are u joking or are you dislexic?

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

thats impossibe your names not voltrix but you are a br noob?
im so confused.

yeas eym ah br i youse sppo wiff skarr-leight
ey haz ah uba lew peng

Xcellent00 · May 2010

SiilenceR wrote: »

We dont need more of your raging. You always do.

The word noob is so overused...

somehow the word Br noob allways seems to come up when your around.

DarylPerez · May 2010

SiilenceR wrote: »

Forgott 1 thing.. Your IGN must be Voltrix.

ahahhahah, love this one.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

yeas eym ah br i youse sppo wiff skarr-leight
ey haz ah uba lew peng

o.O mmmkay then

SiilenceR · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

somehow the word Br noob allways seems to come up when your around.

lawlz says the guy who gets higher ping than me. uBR
Im out of this fail thread.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

Perez2395MP5 wrote: »

ahahhahah, love this one.

me 2 right. i mean i made your clan RQ in a scrim erlier. and they all had spop and scar lights! Ahah! im so nooby.

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

o.O mmmkay then

meh peng izz chue hondrid

Xcellent00 · May 2010

SiilenceR wrote: »

lawlz says the guy who gets higher ping than me. uBR
Im out of this fail thread.

Im not south american.
And i can aim decently.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

meh peng izz chue hondrid

LOL! i love ur BR. Its awesome.

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

me 2 right. i mean i made your clan RQ in a scrim erlier. and they all had spop and scar lights! Ahah! im so nooby.

Admitting it is always' the first step.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

Admitting it is always' the first step.

i liked you more when u spoke like a ******...

lolsodkiandi · May 2010

men
voltrix noob
he cry like with he spop scar light and shovel and aremore

Xcellent00 · May 2010

lolsodkiandi wrote: »

men
voltrix noob
he cry like with he spop scar light and shovel and aremore

yeah me hates teh aremore and het shovel!

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

i liked you more when u spoke like a ******...

Cause you could understand it, Moron.

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

Cause you could understand it, Moron.
also i have sex with male racoons.

Ohrly? u like the racoons?

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

Ohrly? u like the racoons?

It's raccoon idiot
woopsie I meent rack kewn
It's pretty sad when you try to troll me with something you do

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

It's raccoon idiot and yes i have many sexxes with them.

Proves my point.

lolsodkiandi · May 2010

no men uy lites

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

Proves my point.

How does changing what I say to what you do affect me?

Xcellent00 · May 2010

EyeKilledBrazil wrote: »

How does changing what I say to what you do affect me?

Well im bored and im finding annoying you and increasing my forum posts a win win situation.

EyeHatePeople · May 2010

Voltrix wrote: »

Well im bored and im finding annoying you and increasing my forum posts a win win situation.

And im finding you and increasing my forum...

Nice ingerish

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