How to become a Noob.
A Simple Guide to become a Noob.
First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.
-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel
Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.
Next.
Attitude.
-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!
-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)
Finaly.
Scrims.
-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"
If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.
First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.
-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel
Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.
Next.
Attitude.
-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!
-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)
Finaly.
Scrims.
-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"
If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.
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A Simple Guide to become a Noob.
First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.
-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel
Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.
Next.
Attitude.
-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!
-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)
Finaly.
Scrims.
-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"
If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.
Weird you know all that so well. -
CookieMunzta wrote: »And, last but not least, make a thread that has already be posted, plagiarized, and laughed at, a million times, just so people get the idea.
LOL i plagiarize?
That rich from the original name "cookiemunzta".
+ i felt like raging on the forums. ^^ -
We dont need more of your raging. You always do.LOL i plagiarize?
That rich from the original name "cookiemunzta".
+ i felt like raging on the forums. ^^
The word noob is so overused...thats impossibe your names not voltrix but you are a br noob?
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