CF Bootcamp: Part Three - Speedhacking?

DeathEffects · September 2010

Gooooooodevenin' soldiers. Today is a rare day. You will be trained, and you will learn a secret technique: pwn'in speedhack'ers.

First, let's see what is a speedhacker.

Chapter 1.// The hacker

Speedhackers are those people who puke all over their screens because they get dizzy while running around at supersonic speeds. There is two types of speedhackers: The oldschool ones, wich are history, and the newschool ones, wich you will meet all around you.

The old school speedhackers are easy to kill. They did disappear one year and something ago, totally exterminated. Those were basically a running kid. Aim your AWM shot, and they will get down just like your regular running frag will.

The new school speedhackers, however, have an advantage over oldschool ones. What does this means? This means that their speed lags out most of your shots. The AWM shot trick won't make it anymore. Also, they do shoot and melee faster. Same goes for reloads.

The speedhackers are frustrated kids. They have premature ejaculations. This is why they need a speedhack, so the ejaculation looks less premature with all of those speedy movements. But hey, we still know they have premature ejacs.

2.// The trick

The trick. Speedhackers do NOT lag out melee. I have no idea why. I just know that they do die if you axe stab them. Why do I know it? Well.. You'll see.

So what do you have to do? Well it's very easy. Did you participate in a knife match? You know that you need to time your stab, so when your ennemy runs in you and you run in him, your weapon pirces a hole in his skull. Now, take ghost mode. Ghosts run faster, thus you need to time your stab a little bit more. Got the idea yet? No? Well it's the same with speed hackers. Exeption is, they get dizzy and are too busy puking for stopping themselves at the right time. So you just time your stab, and wait for the kid to run in you.

3.// That's how it's done, hoes

Today, you will finally see your drill sargeant in action. Here you go, a demonstration of how to deal with speedhackers. I ended this game with 2.0+ KD. Hacker ended it with barely 1.0. Ain't this poonage?

http://www.xfire.com/video/3744cc/

4.// One last word

Do NOT get frustrated. Frustrate them. Provocate them. Make them come to you. Time your stab, and get the f'cker down. I hope you listen well to my indications, soldiers. This will save your butt while on the battlefield.

Love,

The Drill Sargeant.