Chuck Norri$ --> Semi-Pro Small Group Clan
Is this going to be the average Clan Advertisement thread that you so often see in this board? Well it has to be, but I don't really want to look like everyone else. Some have pictures, some have good vocab, some have interesting requirements but they're all basically similar.
How can I make this look different from the other?
Let me first put a picture to set a foundation.
http://c2.api.ning.com/files/gn4Fnb4RPUdFJhe21tHPVjkIX6AaN5BrKbUXQkItu2I1xA*Ey9*YU*j4BSCcwCaJJ-sRpEa4*FKik*4hdTO996KQ1swwftPS/chucknorris.jpg
Yes, that is Chuck Norris.
Do we love Chuck Norris? Well, Not really. I mean I've been the leader/co-leader of this clan for so long that I've grown to like Chuck Norris. But I'm not in love with him :P
I do however love what Chuck Norris represents and unless you live in a forest, you know Chuck Norris represents some major ownage. And yes, our clan is looking to be some major ownage. To the point where 80% of the clans we face think we hack, including some of the more popular "Good" clans such as rofl gaming. I don't mean to give other clans a bad name... Well, they did really give us a hard time, beating us and still calling us hackers, so you know what? Maybe I am looking to poke their reputation a little bit
From a more global perspective, who cares, it's a game. Find some people that are fun and play with them. Are you looking for a clan with A LOT of people, both good and bad with various issues/personalities/ages? You know? The common "Rank = Everything" Clan? Well this isn't what you're looking for.
We're more family based. We treat each member(As long as you have vent and aren't arrogant(Ok, you can be a little arrogant )) with respect(Well we try to ) and you'll find yourself cracking up quite often since I (and other members) am quite the comedian.
So stop choking the chicken and give us a try
You can milk the snake another day. Get off on Chuck Norri$ today!
Forum: http://cfclancn.proboards.com/
Leader: [CN]Nikita
FAQ:
Q: Who is Chuck Norris?
A: Bye.
Q: I've heard your clan hacks, is this true?
A: In the past(5 months ago) we were trying to become a high ranking clan and got as low as rank 54 with 75 members. But that caused so many problems to the point where I saw people on clan chat advertising hacks that I just sat down and deleted 50 members that were innactive/bad/most likely hackers etc. We NEVER allowed hackers, they just got in, in some ninja-like way but it was never allowed. (Unlike Esparatos or Warlords)
But no, as of now, I can promise you that we are all legit and we still get a ridiculous amount of accusations to the point where I'm just ignoring them now. I've realized now that I can't pub because I simply don't die in S&D Pubs, people think I hp hack and I get kicked. Whatever.
Moving on, this clan is extremely humor based but not to the point where we're ridiculously disrespectful but we aren't superb mature adults that have seen it all either.
I hope I've made this thread as unique as possible, hopefully I've reached out to you with the meeting of the minds we just had and convinced you that this is the clan for you. If it isn't, no problem bud, thanks for taking the time to read what I took the time to type.
If you are interested however, we don't really require you to be a complete S&D pro, we just want you to be a fun person and ready to improve, because I CAN help you improve. I will go 1v1 with you and I will tell you what you need to work on.
So be sure to have the following in order of importance:
-Dedication/Mutual Respect
-Vent/Great sense of humor
Also, to prevent completely mature players with no sense of humor to join our clan, I'll finish this off with one sentence which is sure to drive them away.
We prefer you have a V4gina, but if you have a P3nis, that's fine too.
We'll reject you if you have both however. Sorry.
Oh No, I went past the chat filter! Sue me.
Have a nice life.
How can I make this look different from the other?
Let me first put a picture to set a foundation.
http://c2.api.ning.com/files/gn4Fnb4RPUdFJhe21tHPVjkIX6AaN5BrKbUXQkItu2I1xA*Ey9*YU*j4BSCcwCaJJ-sRpEa4*FKik*4hdTO996KQ1swwftPS/chucknorris.jpg
Yes, that is Chuck Norris.
Do we love Chuck Norris? Well, Not really. I mean I've been the leader/co-leader of this clan for so long that I've grown to like Chuck Norris. But I'm not in love with him :P
I do however love what Chuck Norris represents and unless you live in a forest, you know Chuck Norris represents some major ownage. And yes, our clan is looking to be some major ownage. To the point where 80% of the clans we face think we hack, including some of the more popular "Good" clans such as rofl gaming. I don't mean to give other clans a bad name... Well, they did really give us a hard time, beating us and still calling us hackers, so you know what? Maybe I am looking to poke their reputation a little bit
From a more global perspective, who cares, it's a game. Find some people that are fun and play with them. Are you looking for a clan with A LOT of people, both good and bad with various issues/personalities/ages? You know? The common "Rank = Everything" Clan? Well this isn't what you're looking for.
We're more family based. We treat each member(As long as you have vent and aren't arrogant(Ok, you can be a little arrogant
)) with respect(Well we try to ) and you'll find yourself cracking up quite often since I (and other members) am quite the comedian.So stop choking the chicken and give us a try
You can milk the snake another day. Get off on Chuck Norri$ today!
Forum: http://cfclancn.proboards.com/
Leader: [CN]Nikita
FAQ:
Q: Who is Chuck Norris?
A: Bye.
Q: I've heard your clan hacks, is this true?
A: In the past(5 months ago) we were trying to become a high ranking clan and got as low as rank 54 with 75 members. But that caused so many problems to the point where I saw people on clan chat advertising hacks that I just sat down and deleted 50 members that were innactive/bad/most likely hackers etc. We NEVER allowed hackers, they just got in, in some ninja-like way but it was never allowed. (Unlike Esparatos or Warlords)
But no, as of now, I can promise you that we are all legit and we still get a ridiculous amount of accusations to the point where I'm just ignoring them now. I've realized now that I can't pub because I simply don't die in S&D Pubs, people think I hp hack and I get kicked. Whatever.
Moving on, this clan is extremely humor based but not to the point where we're ridiculously disrespectful but we aren't superb mature adults that have seen it all either.
I hope I've made this thread as unique as possible, hopefully I've reached out to you with the meeting of the minds we just had and convinced you that this is the clan for you. If it isn't, no problem bud, thanks for taking the time to read what I took the time to type.
If you are interested however, we don't really require you to be a complete S&D pro, we just want you to be a fun person and ready to improve, because I CAN help you improve. I will go 1v1 with you and I will tell you what you need to work on.
So be sure to have the following in order of importance:
-Dedication/Mutual Respect
-Vent/Great sense of humor
Also, to prevent completely mature players with no sense of humor to join our clan, I'll finish this off with one sentence which is sure to drive them away.
We prefer you have a V4gina, but if you have a P3nis, that's fine too.
We'll reject you if you have both however. Sorry.
Oh No, I went past the chat filter! Sue me.
Have a nice life.
Comments
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Yo guys, this is CN-Rifle. I'm a lieutenant of the clan. You need ventrilo(if not, go download), a k/d that is atleast 1.2+, play smart in s&d, not be annoying on vent..if I said anything wrong, nikita will fix it.
(Sorry if I made any grammar mistakes, I'm on my phone, while visiting las vegas) -
Yes, you pass. I like your attitude, maturity and mutual respect, feel free to apply
(P.S. I'm a fan of the AK myself, maybe we can 1v1 )
Any mature players with no arrogance/c0ckiness and smart playstyle are accepted.
Feel free to apply everyone. This clan is 8 months old so far. -
Nikolayyyy wrote: »
I might leave my clan looking for someone new.. check me out
http://clan.z8games.com/charstat_cf.aspx?usn=4608589 -
yeah, our clan went through the inactive stage lol. its kinda funny how people always call our clan a hacker clan...they say " I heard that all the top clans call you hack", I'm just like "thanks, lol?"I was once in chuck norris bout a year ago lol when i was SFC and now i been playing every day lol iwsh i stayed the one account i be leui by now !
Could you tell me who you were??? lol
You made me laugh a few times 
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