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[01:25] [DnB♥]_Lost_: All they give a **** about now is money
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: its what All game developers give a **** about
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: DNF, Prime examaple of a company that actually cares a bout there gamers, they wanted there game to be perfect, not some attraction for little kids.
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:27] [DnB♥]_Lost_: If your gonna be an ass I'll just stop talking to you
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k -
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[12:22] Kolby: Sometimes i jerk my dog
[12:22] Kolby: I make him cream himself.. theres nothing wrong in it man its natural!
[12:26] de'Styx: I'll ****ing delete you freak. stfu
[12:27] Kolby: Im not lying for attention! Im freaking serious..
I'm rofling, IRL. Im almost ****ing myself with laughter -
LostMem0ryV2 wrote: »[01:25] [DnB♥]_Lost_: All they give a **** about now is money
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: its what All game developers give a **** about
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: DNF, Prime examaple of a company that actually cares a bout there gamers, they wanted there game to be perfect, not some attraction for little kids.
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:27] [DnB♥]_Lost_: If your gonna be an ass I'll just stop talking to you
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k
:P I made nathan mad? -
Andru: oops! i did it again! hehahehahehahehahehaheha
[SPG]LobsterMts: Did you cut yourself with paper again?
[SPG]LobsterMts: you emo >:O
Andru: >:] Iis evil!
[SPG]LobsterMts:
[SPG]LobsterMts: but you iz dedz.
Andru: thats why i am soo evil!
[SPG]LobsterMts:
[SPG]LobsterMts: BTW Zuci was on forums today
[SPG]LobsterMts: too bad you are too late nub
Andru: oh yea? whats goin on with her?
[SPG]LobsterMts: nothing
Andru: ikr? life gets in the way a lot
Andru: go figure
[SPG]LobsterMts: hmm
[SPG]LobsterMts: she told me she's workin way more
[SPG]LobsterMts: than before
[SPG]LobsterMts: I saw her on msn either
[SPG]LobsterMts: i was too shy to talk with her Dx
Andru:
Andru: you NERD!
[SPG]LobsterMts: I am
Andru: WHATA SHOCKER!
[SPG]LobsterMts: :O
Andru: o.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: anywayz, zuci looked different
[SPG]LobsterMts: somehow
[SPG]LobsterMts: She never forgot the <(O_O)> though
[SPG]LobsterMts: but she stopped givin hugs so often
Andru: o.0 she's havin a baba
[SPG]LobsterMts: I SS'd
Andru: o rly?
[SPG]LobsterMts: yarly
Andru: what she do? say "here you go lobo, here's a pick of me for you to fap to with your piwwow."?
[SPG]LobsterMts: no I mean I SS'd you sayin she's havin a baba
[SPG]LobsterMts: and dont call my pillow a pillow
Andru: oh LOL!
[SPG]LobsterMts: Call her Ms. PillowMts
Andru: *waits for Zuci's slap* 0.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: she's my wife >:O
Andru: no, not rly -.-'
[SPG]LobsterMts: ye i got married
[SPG]LobsterMts: she's awesome
[SPG]LobsterMts: everytime I ask something to her
[SPG]LobsterMts: she stays quiet
[SPG]LobsterMts: means she agrees!
Andru: hahaha i should s
Andru: ss*
[SPG]LobsterMts: go do it
[SPG]LobsterMts: 'want a pic of my wife?
Andru: sure doo
[SPG]LobsterMts: kay lemme take a phopto of me with her
Andru: you know what would make my day?
Andru: is if this ended up on z8 forums o.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: oh uh.
Andru: huh?
Andru: SPREAKIN THE ENGRISH! >.<
[SPG]LobsterMts: DAMN battery low
[SPG]LobsterMts: I could take a photo though
[SPG]LobsterMts: hmmmw ait lemme recharhr
[SPG]LobsterMts: recharge*
Andru: o.0 i dont want a pic of your fappin!
Andru: jenkins jus popped up on my screen 0.0 wierdo
[SPG]LobsterMts: lmao
[SPG]LobsterMts: picturequality2bad
[SPG]LobsterMts: and yes I actually did SS myself
Andru: ROFL, you're jus ugly
[SPG]LobsterMts: quality is bad
[SPG]LobsterMts:
Andru: EVEN HD COULDN'T HELP YOU! ^.^
[SPG]LobsterMts: >.<
[SPG]LobsterMts: its my fckin camera
[SPG]LobsterMts:
Andru: its ok, im here for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[SPG]LobsterMts: :O.
[SPG]LobsterMts: http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=47059
[SPG]LobsterMts:
Andru: u kno what I feel like doin for once?
[SPG]LobsterMts: ?
Andru: playin cf! o.0 and you SoB! bring that dreadful thread up T.T
[SPG]LobsterMts: lol its closed
Andru: yea i know. whats funny is i dont regret it o.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: lmao
[SPG]LobsterMts: http://forum.z8games.com/showpost.php?p=1172564&postcount=9
[SPG]LobsterMts: Just ass crossfire.exe LMAO
Andru: LOL
[SPG]LobsterMts: I can scream like a girl
[SPG]LobsterMts: .
Andru: veally?
[SPG]LobsterMts: yep
[SPG]LobsterMts: peoples die when they get killed
Andru: o rly? i thought they came back. Kenny always does.
[SPG]LobsterMts: My SWAT always does
[SPG]LobsterMts: he respawn
Andru: nuh uh
Andru: u nolo play no moar o.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: i should have read a book
[SPG]LobsterMts: cause i got tests tomoz
[SPG]LobsterMts: but i did not
Andru: ruh oh robo. u better read!
[SPG]LobsterMts: nah
Andru: yah
[SPG]LobsterMts: nah
Andru: yah
[SPG]LobsterMts: na
Andru: jahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahja
[SPG]LobsterMts:
[SPG]LobsterMts: fappin to my pillow atm
Andru: cake
[SPG]LobsterMts: is
[SPG]LobsterMts: a
[SPG]LobsterMts: lie
Andru: fappin to your pillow is a lie... im writing that down.
[SPG]LobsterMts: lol
Andru: my tummy hurts
[SPG]LobsterMts: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: timmy
[SPG]LobsterMts: turner
[SPG]LobsterMts: ****s
[SPG]LobsterMts: pillow
Andru: i need food
Andru: ew...
[SPG]LobsterMts: ew?
[SPG]LobsterMts: Virgins .
Andru: VIRGIN PILOWS! ****M ALL!
[SPG]LobsterMts: Gotta **** 'em all!
Andru: Virgi'mon!
[SPG]LobsterMts: Pokemans
Andru: Virgi'mans!
[SPG]LobsterMts: ew
[SPG]LobsterMts: Mans are cool
[SPG]LobsterMts: gotta fap 'em all
Andru: Mens are cool, mans are gay
[SPG]LobsterMts: thats why i like mans
Andru: save BIG money at Mynards!
[SPG]LobsterMts: that remind me of my spam inbox
[SPG]LobsterMts: Free drugs, free pills, free viagra
[SPG]LobsterMts: everything is free
[SPG]LobsterMts: except the car insurance
Andru: LOL
[SPG]LobsterMts: and my phone bill
Andru: RIFL ROFL
Andru: lmao
Andru: ill sell you my pc for $10,000
[SPG]LobsterMts: cheap
Andru: ikr? cheapest on teh market
[SPG]LobsterMts: i just moaned
[SPG]LobsterMts: dunno why
[SPG]LobsterMts: anywayz i'm gonna cook dinner for my wife
Andru: otay bai bai
[SPG]LobsterMts: done
[SPG]LobsterMts: popcorn
[SPG]LobsterMts: is
[SPG]LobsterMts: my dinner
Andru: LOL
cheap
Andru: talk to rena lately?
[SPG]LobsterMts: Dont want to
Andru: could at least ask him why he removed you.
Andru: 2nd patch for xtrap today
<This user is now playing Cross Fire>
[SPG]LobsterMts: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: i think i might get in
[SPG]LobsterMts: just to get ass-pwnt
Andru: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: LMAO someone commented at youtube
[SPG]LobsterMts: thats why fail english is danegrous:
[SPG]LobsterMts: this dude really? helps if i have troubles with falling asleep..... *moan*
Andru: on what?
[SPG]LobsterMts: P.O.D. - Boom
: 0.0.0.0
[SPG]LobsterMts: pr0 music
[SPG]LobsterMts: BOOM , BOOM
Andru: lol P.O.D. is epic -.-
[SPG]LobsterMts: ikr
[SPG]LobsterMts: i got good grades at school 8D
[SPG]LobsterMts: and yes i am on school since 01/08
[SPG]LobsterMts: or 08/01 if you're american
Andru: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: dude I'm still lol'ing at this guy's fail english
[SPG]LobsterMts: this? dude really helps if i have troubles with falling asleep..... *moan*
Andru: lol
[SPG]LobsterMts: I think he meant yawn...but...moan?
Andru: rofl
[SPG]LobsterMts: yesterday I rickrolled my school
Andru: yea right
[SPG]LobsterMts: its true
Andru: nuh uh!
[SPG]LobsterMts: YE!
[SPG]LobsterMts: you all HEKERZ -
LostMem0ryV2 wrote: »[01:25] [DnB♥]_Lost_: All they give a **** about now is money
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: its what All game developers give a **** about
[01:26] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:26] [DnB♥]_Lost_: DNF, Prime examaple of a company that actually cares a bout there gamers, they wanted there game to be perfect, not some attraction for little kids.
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k
[01:27] [DnB♥]_Lost_: If your gonna be an ass I'll just stop talking to you
[01:27] [MOD]Giggletron: k
Lawl. Giggle. -
[12:05] Alors on Danse [oL]: user
[12:05] Alors on Danse [oL]: do you know how to solve an internet problem?
[12:30] 'Us3r[oL]: nah
[12:31] 'Us3r[oL]: ask gaycloack
[12:31] Alors on Danse [oL]: ****ing portugese bandit
[12:31] Alors on Danse [oL]: useless no brainers
[12:31] 'Us3r[oL]: moral please.
I'm not a portuguese bandit australian c0ck sucker. -
[19:54] [MOD]Hokage Rex: OMFG
[19:54] ' Shad0wtron: ?
[19:54] [MOD]Hokage Rex: I think this cake is made of pancake batter
[19:54] [MOD]Hokage Rex: lmfao
[19:54] ' Shad0wtron: LOL
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron: when i went on a 4 day class trip
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron: to muskoka woods
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron: they made muffins
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron: out of pancake mix
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron: i didnt finish my muffin
[19:55] ' Shad0wtron:
[19:57] [MOD]Hokage Rex: lol
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: cuz it tasted blan
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: like
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: **** having
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: a waffle or pancake
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: without the maple syrup
[19:57] ' Shad0wtron: its*
[19:58] [MOD]Hokage Rex: Flippin A
[19:58] [MOD]Hokage Rex: I knew cake is in pancake
[19:58] [MOD]Hokage Rex: BUT COME ON
[19:58] [MOD]Hokage Rex: I want a refund
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: LOL
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: STORE BOUGHT
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: i hate store bought
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: u should buy
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: cake mix
[19:59] [MOD]Hokage Rex: My mom made it
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: and make it
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: much better
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: LMFAO
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: UR MOM SUX AT BAKING
[19:59] ' Shad0wtron: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL -
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: YOU!
[21:31] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: >.>
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: I HEARD YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!
[21:31] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: OMFG! YOU FOUND OUT I'M NOT ALERGIC :O
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: LICK MY PEANUT BUTTER FACE!
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: O-O I'M NOT A DOG ! WAI- are you calling me one!
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk3oTmspxLE
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: Incase u havent seen it
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: NOW LICK MEH FACE
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: LOL THIS VIDEO EXIST? LMFAOOOO!
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: OMFG, XD -
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: YOU!
[21:31] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: >.>
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: I HEARD YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!
[21:31] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: OMFG! YOU FOUND OUT I'M NOT ALERGIC :O
[21:31] [MOD]Hokage Rex: LICK MY PEANUT BUTTER FACE!
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: O-O I'M NOT A DOG ! WAI- are you calling me one!
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk3oTmspxLE
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: Incase u havent seen it
[21:32] [MOD]Hokage Rex: NOW LICK MEH FACE
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: LOL THIS VIDEO EXIST? LMFAOOOO!
[21:32] =♥= mwakillz=♥=: OMFG, XD -
[14:13] Rena: WHY WONT IT GIVE IT TO ME GIGGLES
[14:13] Rena: WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[14:13] Rena: I@M A GOOD DIGIMON
[14:13] [MOD]Giggletron: PUNCH IT
[14:13] Rena: I DO MY PRAYERS
[14:13] Rena: EAT ALL MY DINNER
[14:14] Rena: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[14:14] [MOD]Giggletron: looool
[14:14] Rena: ****
[14:14] Rena: I GOT IT
[14:14] Rena: LMAO
[14:14] Rena: YEES
[14:14] Rena: LOL
[14:14] [MOD]Giggletron: *****.
I hate him. -
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L0LSmilyFace: IU WON
L0LSmilyFace: I OWWOOOOOOOOON
L0LSmilyFace: MSG
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): XD
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): what?
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): xD
L0LSmilyFace: msg
L0LSmilyFace: i won
L0LSmilyFace: it
L0LSmilyFace: !!
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): u did?!
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): XD
L0LSmilyFace: 23 crates only
CuteNFluffy<( OoO< ): lmao
L0LSmilyFace: rofl! -
[MOD]Giggletron wrote: »Anyone got any random/funny/interesting XFire quotes you wanna share?
I'll start
[19:50] noU. Kevin: ***in xfire
[19:50] noU. Kevin: wont lemme login
[19:50] noU. Kevin: ..
[19:50] [MOD]Giggletron: o.0
Loooooool when was this. I was not told of. -
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[11:43] [DnB♥]_Lost_: Its your fault laptops are bad
[11:43] [DnB♥]_Lost_: They see how skinny Ipods are
[11:44] [DnB♥]_Lost_: Then become anerexic
[11:44] Rory grabbin manatees.: what the ****
[11:44] Rory grabbin manatees.: your blaming me for thin laptops now.
[12:23] Rory grabbin manatees.: supposedly the fuel map is 5,560 square miles.
[12:23] [DnB♥]_Lost_: HA
[12:23] [DnB♥]_Lost_: screw you
[12:23] [DnB♥]_Lost_: Jc2 is
[12:23] [DnB♥]_Lost_: 400 Square miles
[12:23] [DnB♥]_Lost_: how big is the game file?
[12:24] Rory grabbin manatees.: um.
[12:24] Rory grabbin manatees.: 1 sec.
[12:24] Rory grabbin manatees.: 4010mb o.O
[12:24] Rory grabbin manatees.: and i know JC2 is about 11gb.
[12:24] [DnB♥]_Lost_: wait
[12:24] [DnB♥]_Lost_: wtf
[12:24] [DnB♥]_Lost_: This is like
[12:24] [DnB♥]_Lost_: time paradox ****
>_>
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