Whitty Come backs

Tricks123

Well you know how like some people hakc/ glitch/ farm/ camp, etc.? well here are some pretty whitty and funny come backs

Hacking/ GLItching:
Hey Ima loving the Chams. Explain to me how the help you in any way?
wth ****** stop chaming u mother fcker!
Lol guys look at the noob glitcher/ noob hacker! I love the glitch/ hack
LOL NOOB

Farming:
So [IGN] Do you raise sheep or what?
Hey can i barrow the farm for a week?
Let me kill the herd noob

Camping:
So [IGN] Need a tent with that?
[Ign] Lemme barrow that tent from you!
So wheres the fire?

Got anymore? Submit them to this thread

ChaosWrath

Leave the profanity out please. ._.

crushertox12

Bad grammar/spelling.

Tricks123 need a dictionary for that?
hey you typing with your testes?
if i were a grammar nazi you would be in a concentration camp.

ChaosWrath

crushertox12 wrote: »

if i were a grammar nazi you would be in (a) concentration camp.

Witty retorts need to be in correct grammar

crushertox12

ChaosWrath wrote: »

Witty retorts need to be in correct grammar

oh hush you.

ChaosWrath

crushertox12 wrote: »

oh hush you.

sorry ^.~

I did find yours amusing though

crushertox12

ChaosWrath wrote: »

sorry ^.~

I did find yours amusing though

^^ thanks.

message too short ftw.

PortugalIsIn

wow crusher. Those were really funny actually! I burst out laughing when i read them. I liked the nazi one.

lbrettl

QQ'er " You hack"
You " No you! hack!"

TUWMYZ092

"Bring out the marshmellows! There are campers here!"
-Unknown player
No credits to me heard some guy say it. Srry i forgot your name.

soulkiller81

ewwww someones pitching a tent over here.


yes i have an aimbot.....in my wrist.

CubeHard

Camping: You forgot the marshmallows.

thoughtshark

rofl for camping i always say "Hey IGN I like your tent"

eul0gy

i always give them a good old

"go cham in traffic" or "go aimbot a bus please"

Tricks123

crushertox12 wrote: »

Bad grammar/spelling.

Tricks123 need a dictionary for that?
hey you typing with your testes?
if i were a grammar nazi you would be in a concentration camp.

Lol I love the Grammar nazi thing, andso yea u should make that a macro when people go "no he ***! no u nuub. NOOO I DO NOOT ***ORZORAZ!" yea I've seen people say stuff like that. O.O

[MOD]Zzxq

Muhahahahaha dis is the funny section ima use these

lEld3n

Tricks123 wrote: »

Well you know how like some people hakc/ glitch/ farm/ camp, etc.? well here are some pretty whitty and funny come backs

Hacking/ GLItching:
Hey Ima loving the Chams. Explain to me how the help you in any way?
wth ****** stop chaming u mother fcker!
Lol guys look at the noob glitcher/ noob hacker! I love the glitch/ hack
LOL NOOB

Farming:
So [IGN] Do you raise sheep or what?
Hey can i barrow the farm for a week?
Let me kill the herd noob


Camping:
So [IGN] Need a tent with that?
[Ign] Lemme barrow that tent from you!
So wheres the fire?

Got anymore? Submit them to this thread

fail (bytes)

lEld3n

cubehard wrote: »

camping: You forgot the marshmallows.

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Tricks123

I lvoe this thread! xD

DoctorBee

lEld3n wrote: »

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hmmm, yeah it was funny but not THAT funny.

ShowNoHope

This thread had the potential to be great, but tricks shot down all hope of that when he tried to be funny.

PROACEX1

Noob: "HACK!"
Me: "F13!"

Noob: "HACK!"
Me: "HI!"

Noob: "KICK HACK"
Me: "L33T SUPA H4X0R FTW! w00t! Wait, who?"

Noob: "Hacker!"
Me: "Sexy Time! *borat*"

Noob: "KICK THE HACKER!"
Me: "HUMP THE C4!"

Noob: "Hacker!"
Me: "Are you French?"

Noob: "Kick the Ha.ck!"
Me: "B-But teh ha.ckz giaz!"

Noob: "Ha.cker, I was standing still!"
Me: "So stop breathing so heavy, ya pervy stalker..."

Noob: "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS THERE?! HACKER!!! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU [Insert cuss word here]!!!"
Me: "Are you a pedophile? Cause you must like teh little boyz in this game..."

Noob: "Hacker!"
Me: "NANI?!"

Noob: "Why did that attack register! Hacker!"
Me: "Why can't your brain register? Oh...Yea...n00b... >_> "

Noob: "WTH?!"
Me: "Did you know that hell is both exothermic and endothermic?"

Noob: "WTF?!"
Me: "I'm in Finland? Holy frakking fudge monkey nuggetz batman!"

Noob: "Why can't I knife you?"
Me: "Why can't you get laid? Same reason."

Noob: "Stop chamming! Kick the chammer!"
Me: "I cham myself at night. In the dark. Under my blankets. OR above. ^_^
WAIT, which chamming were you referring too?"

Noob: "PRO, STOP QQING!!!"
Me: "I'M NOT WITH AL-QUEDA, SHUDDAP ALREADY!"

Noob: "You had 1HP!!!! THAT'S A HACK!"
Me: "Come closer next time...Then I can promise you...It'll be like, so FAAAAAABOLOOOOUUUS!"

Noob: "I knifed you in the back!"
Me: "What What, In The butt!"


Noob: "He killed all of us BL, why isn't he defusing?!"
Me: "RUN TOWARDS THE LIIIIIIIGHT!" *Runs towards the bomb at the last second*

Just a few of my normal ones.
Respectfully,
PROACEX1

Rammajamma

i like spamming the chat whit F6 just after i died XD

KissMB

QQer " he hack , kick him please "
after 4 cries ,I reply " Please can someone give a Banana to that guy ? "
Others " OMG , loooooool" ," I nearly pi-ssed in my pant ":eek: