hey nerds
Comments
-
-
-
-
-
You must have a keg in your pants, because i wanna tap dat a.ss
Wanna talk? you cna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
*licks finger and wipes it on girls shirt* We better get you out of those wet clothes, and fast!
CREEPY PICK UP LINES FTW -
You must have a keg in your pants, because i wanna tap dat a.ss
Wanna talk? you cna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
*licks finger and wipes it on girls shirt* We better get you out of those wet clothes, and fast!
CREEPY PICK UP LINES FTW
lolololol I LOVE those ;D -
-
-
-
MOAR?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
There are about 206 bones in the human body. Want one more?
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
My names isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be the Burger King. Treat me right and I'll do it your way.
I'll be the Titanic, you be the iceberg, and I'll go down on you. -
-
Hell effing yes!MOAR?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
There are about 206 bones in the human body. Want one more?
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
My names isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be the Burger King. Treat me right and I'll do it your way.
I'll be the Titanic, you be the iceberg, and I'll go down on you. -
-
STILL MOAR??
Is that a toothpick in my pocket, or are you totally arousing me?
I've heard sex is a killer, Want to die happy?
The body is made up of 90% water, and i'm thirsty.
(This one's a ryhme)Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass
You must be fit. Her: Why? You: Well, you've been running through my head all night!
Your dad must be a baker, cus you got a nice set of buns.
You must work at subway, Cus you just gave me a footlong.
Categories
- All Categories
- Z8Games
- Off-Topic - Go To Game OT Forums
- 1 Z8 Forum Discussion & Suggestions
- 16 Z8Games Announcements
- Rules & Conduct
- 5.2K CrossFire
- 954 CrossFire Announcements
- 945 Previous Announcements
- 2 Previous Patch Notes
- 1.4K Community
- 122 Modes
- 601 Suggestions
- 85 Clan Discussion and Recruitment
- 274 CF Competitive Forum
- 19 CFCL
- 26 Looking for a Team?
- 704 CrossFire Support
- 52 Suggestion
- 116 Bugs
- 29 CrossFire Guides
- 166 Technical Issues
- 47 CrossFire Off Topic