bad translations

R4MM3R

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
put an english text in and see what happens

example:

Original text:

"OMG its a new thread lets all say hawk is awesome"

...54 translations later we get:

"Suckle best in the World, "he said."

game on

R4MM3R

STOPBANINGME wrote: »

YOUR A MONGO WITH A BOWL CUt

Original text:

"YOUR A MONGO WITH A BOWL CUt "

...54 translations later we get:

"Wall Street to reduce"

Zuci

Original text:

"I want peace in world and give hugs to you all. I love everyone in here."

...54 translations later we get:

"Click for peace in the world, we can not go."


<O.o> Oki, I start to say like that then. <*^_^*>
*Giggles*

EmperorLulu

You face hurts my ears b*tch


Gets:

Butt pain.

R4MM3R

original text:

"if you are able to hate zuci you are realy a weird twisted sick person "

...54 translations later we get:

"uncommon for people with special needs."

lol wut?

Zuci

<O.o> Cool. I'm uncommon to people who have special needs.
Which are special needs? <*^_^*>

Original text:

"I want to hug everyone who is nice person."

...54 translations later we get:

"Good man."

^*Giggles*



Original text:

"I'm off to bed. Goodnight people. Soft and Sweet dream. *Hugsies*"

...54 translations later we get:

"Good night and sweet dreams, rest well korusutan *."

R4MM3R

Original text:

"how to eat kittens "

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not want the bottle."

ok weird translators

theHI

Original Text:

Hawkeyes are for kids.

R4MM3R

iTzHi wrote: »

Original Text:

Hawkeyes are for kids.

not funny in any way at all

Purpss

i like to eat eat eat epples and benenes"

...54 translations later we get:

"Joy apple."

theHI

H4WK3Y3S wrote: »

not funny in any way at all

Just do it o.o
I wanna see.... </3

R4MM3R

Original text:

"go frag yourself"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gel"

Purpss

Original text:

"stop, don't touch me there! "

...54 translations later we get:

"Of game!"

R4MM3R

iTzHi wrote: »

Just do it o.o
I wanna see.... </3

Original text:

"Hawkeyes are for kids."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children"

Purpss

"they call me chief slap a hoe"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cotton."

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win translation

Original text:

"when the emo's pass it rains blood"

...54 translations later we get:

"And not just blood."

Purpss

"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company school 斯利谢迪姆 same rights eminemunemu 谢."

R4MM3R

Original text:

"it is only illegal if she does not like it"

...54 translations later we get:

"A "Legitimate.""

p1mping

Original text:

"America is a bad place to live"

...54 translations later we get:

"Residents of the United States."

Original text:

"Everyone likes bananas "

...54 translations later we get:

"Search bananas"

Original text:

"****"

...54 translations later we get:

"Co"

Original text:

"QQ"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ned works."

Original text:

"Lol"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interesting spam."

Purpss

"Chuck Norris"

...54 translations later we get:

"Chad Norris."

R4MM3R

Original text:

"I know my cat is plotting my demise. I just wish he wasn’t such a creep about it."

...54 translations later we get:

"I know this is part of the world. I do not think so."

Purpss

[MOD]Rex"

...54 translations later we get:

"[Privacy Policy pharmaceutical."





"[GM]Saidn"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tank [] and"

"[GM]Fallenangel"

...55 translations later we get:

"] Total 1004 [Fall"

R4MM3R

Original text:

"cookies with soy sauce are not the most delicious thing i can think of"

...54 translations later we get:

"Confidential dressing, and my cake"

Purpss

"you are a troll. ROFLCOPTER"

...55 translations later we get:

"These are to small. Roflkopter"

iPhoenixi

Purpss wrote: »

"you are a troll. ROFLCOPTER"

...55 translations later we get:

"These are to small. Roflkopter"

Your a nooooooooooooooooooooob.

Purpss

iPhoenixi wrote: »

Your a nooooooooooooooooooooob.

im hurt. im a noob. oh noes whatever will i do. =[

"Your a nooooooooooooooooooooob."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nooooooooooooooooooooob New level."

iPhoenixi

Purpss wrote: »

im hurt. im a noob. oh noes whatever will i do. =[

"Your a nooooooooooooooooooooob."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nooooooooooooooooooooob New level."

Your a noob. What on earth could you possibly do?! oh wait, you'll just post a eagle "HATER" pic. Lolwut

Purpss

iPhoenixi wrote: »

Your a noob. What on earth could you possibly do?! oh wait, you'll just post a eagle "HATER" pic. Lolwut

im sorry bro, im not gay. you can get off my **** now.

iPhoenixi

Purpss wrote: »

im sorry bro, im not gay. you can get off my **** now.

That doesn't make any sense or have anything do with anything. Lawl you're an idiot.

Purpss

iPhoenixi wrote: »

That doesn't make any sense or have anything do with anything. Lawl you're an idiot.

heyy i found a picture of you

[LobsterMts]

Oh my god lobstermts is awesome"

...10 translations later we get:

"God lobstermts"




wait, that translator is great