CF Boot Camp: Chapter 1
Stand Straiiight Souljazz!
This is Chapter Numba Onezz, a comprehensive guide to glitching. Here you will learn what is a glitch, and how to deal with it.
1. Know your ennemy
The glitcher is an animal living mostly in the N.M. sphere, usually feeding itself with an enormous complex of supremacy. Being exeptionally young, the glitcher lives in an imaginary and fairy world, where it needs to feel itself pro, even more, feel itself the best. It usually ranges from 10 to 16 years old, up to this point glitchers die from oldage, and evolve in a more "advanced" form of the hacker. The glitchers use game failures, in order to provide themselves satisfaction from being the best, and sexual exitation. In short, they are hard because they make other people lose.
2. Use your ennemy
How can we stop the glitchers? Of course, by using their own means. What that means? That means that you have to use their spots against them. Knowing how glitching works, they can't glitch everywhere, and are limited to a number of spots. So how to prevent em from glitching and getting their c0ck hard from it? Easy. Press ~ to have your map on, find the glitcher, and follow it. When the glitcher will be on the point to glitch, stand in front of him, and while it is glitching, walk in it and push it off the glitch point. This will effectively block it from glitching, and force it to feel itself stopped from fapping to their supremacy over normal players.
3. Dispose of your ennemy
Once the glitcher will be destabilised by continuous loosing, it's mind will go wrong (hence the glitcher can't receive sexual satisfaction no more) it will begin to cuss you, and eventually ragequit. Flaming and Dissing the glitcher while it rages brings only a faster ragequit and is advised. Insulting AND swearing, cussing it out, will help you to quickly dispose of your target, make it press Esc + Enter + Enter and lets you move on to the next subject.
That is all for today souljas! I hope you learned well how to spot and dispose of glitchers.
Dismissed!
This is Chapter Numba Onezz, a comprehensive guide to glitching. Here you will learn what is a glitch, and how to deal with it.
1. Know your ennemy
The glitcher is an animal living mostly in the N.M. sphere, usually feeding itself with an enormous complex of supremacy. Being exeptionally young, the glitcher lives in an imaginary and fairy world, where it needs to feel itself pro, even more, feel itself the best. It usually ranges from 10 to 16 years old, up to this point glitchers die from oldage, and evolve in a more "advanced" form of the hacker. The glitchers use game failures, in order to provide themselves satisfaction from being the best, and sexual exitation. In short, they are hard because they make other people lose.
2. Use your ennemy
How can we stop the glitchers? Of course, by using their own means. What that means? That means that you have to use their spots against them. Knowing how glitching works, they can't glitch everywhere, and are limited to a number of spots. So how to prevent em from glitching and getting their c0ck hard from it? Easy. Press ~ to have your map on, find the glitcher, and follow it. When the glitcher will be on the point to glitch, stand in front of him, and while it is glitching, walk in it and push it off the glitch point. This will effectively block it from glitching, and force it to feel itself stopped from fapping to their supremacy over normal players.
3. Dispose of your ennemy
Once the glitcher will be destabilised by continuous loosing, it's mind will go wrong (hence the glitcher can't receive sexual satisfaction no more) it will begin to cuss you, and eventually ragequit. Flaming and Dissing the glitcher while it rages brings only a faster ragequit and is advised. Insulting AND swearing, cussing it out, will help you to quickly dispose of your target, make it press Esc + Enter + Enter and lets you move on to the next subject.
That is all for today souljas! I hope you learned well how to spot and dispose of glitchers.
Dismissed!
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You are Epic.Stand Straiiight Souljazz!
This is Chapter Numba Onezz, a comprehensive guide to glitching. Here you will learn what is a glitch, and how to deal with it.
1. Know your ennemy
The glitcher is an animal living mostly in the N.M. sphere, usually feeding itself with an enormous complex of supremacy. Being exeptionally young, the glitcher lives in an imaginary and fairy world, where it needs to feel itself pro, even more, feel itself the best. It usually ranges from 10 to 16 years old, up to this point glitchers die from oldage, and evolve in a more "advanced" form of the hacker. The glitchers use game failures, in order to provide themselves satisfaction from being the best, and sexual exitation. In short, they are hard because they make other people lose.
2. Use your ennemy
How can we stop the glitchers? Of course, by using their own means. What that means? That means that you have to use their spots against them. Knowing how glitching works, they can't glitch everywhere, and are limited to a number of spots. So how to prevent em from glitching and getting their c0ck hard from it? Easy. Press ~ to have your map on, find the glitcher, and follow it. When the glitcher will be on the point to glitch, stand in front of him, and while it is glitching, walk in it and push it off the glitch point. This will effectively block it from glitching, and force it to feel itself stopped from fapping to their supremacy over normal players.
3. Dispose of your ennemy
Once the glitcher will be destabilised by continuous loosing, it's mind will go wrong (hence the glitcher can't receive sexual satisfaction no more) it will begin to cuss you, and eventually ragequit. Flaming and Dissing the glitcher while it rages brings only a faster ragequit and is advised. Insulting AND swearing, cussing it out, will help you to quickly dispose of your target, make it press Esc + Enter + Enter and lets you move on to the next subject.
That is all for today souljas! I hope you learned well how to spot and dispose of glitchers.
Dismissed!
Im your Fan.
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@ gothicsparta > It got closed by the mods. They don't really like people to talk about BRs, because people are right and BRs are dangerous to community... Oh well. And yeah, I'll make series of guides. Stickies.
@ Plattie
> Sure I will ^^ I'm thinking of hackusations as the next guide.
@ Silencer > Thanks again ^^ -
Stand Straiiight Souljazz!
This is Chapter Numba Onezz, a comprehensive guide to glitching. Here you will learn what is a glitch, and how to deal with it.
1. Know your ennemy
The glitcher is an animal living mostly in the N.M. sphere, usually feeding itself with an enormous complex of supremacy. Being exeptionally young, the glitcher lives in an imaginary and fairy world, where it needs to feel itself pro, even more, feel itself the best. It usually ranges from 10 to 16 years old, up to this point glitchers die from oldage, and evolve in a more "advanced" form of the hacker. The glitchers use game failures, in order to provide themselves satisfaction from being the best, and sexual exitation. In short, they are hard because they make other people lose.
2. Use your ennemy
How can we stop the glitchers? Of course, by using their own means. What that means? That means that you have to use their spots against them. Knowing how glitching works, they can't glitch everywhere, and are limited to a number of spots. So how to prevent em from glitching and getting their c0ck hard from it? Easy. Press ~ to have your map on, find the glitcher, and follow it. When the glitcher will be on the point to glitch, stand in front of him, and while it is glitching, walk in it and push it off the glitch point. This will effectively block it from glitching, and force it to feel itself stopped from fapping to their supremacy over normal players.
Masturbation guide? WDF
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