How to not be a noob.

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Dont listen to this.
A Simple Guide to become a Noob.

First.
Proper Equiptment is needed.

-Spop
-Scar L
-M12
-Shovel

Once you posses at least 1 of these items, you are considered a noob by many players.
But thats no enough.

Next.
Attitude.

-Make sure to have high ping. Download a film while playing.
-Allways type "H@CKER NOOB!" when you die. Every time you die.
-Have a macro thats advertises your pubstar clan. Must be in Caps.
e.g "[Ger]L33TCLAN RECRUITING GERMANS ONLY!"
-Also have some the following macros;
#f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11 f11
#H@CKER NOOB!
#0wned!!!!
#USHAUSHAUSHAUSHAHUASBUAHSUAHSUAHS!

-Make sure to spam these macros at least once every 25 seconds.
-Kick vote people who have better scores.
-SPRAY!!!!!!!!(why aim? you have a scar light.)

Finaly.
Scrims.

-Wear SPOP
-Use the strat of rush A site EVERY round.
-Cry hack even when you are winning.
-Scream that you will report the hackers.
-Lost 2 times in a row? Rage Quit (Blame a Dissconnection)
-You won? Make sure the other team know it. "HAHAHA NOOBS GOT OWNED HAHAHAHA"

If you have followed these rules you have Graduated in Noobness.
Gratz bro.
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