[Guide] How to be pro without playing s...
Hello everyone!
After analysing the CF community I realised everyone can be considered pro, even if you suck at the game. This is a guide for those of you that want to be on the top.
First steps: (regarding items/weapons/clan)
Weapon choice:
- Never but never use a Scar Light/ kriss/Thompson/M12 . Everything else is fine, even if you can’t hit anything. I would recommend M4/AK-47 though, it makes you look more skilled.
Character choice:
-OMOH/SAS/SWAT only! SPOP is for noobs, keep that in mind!
Same goes for armour, do not waste your money on it, only noobs need armour…
Alright, if you find someone who does not follow this guide lines feel free to swear at him and to call him a noob, because he is!
Step two:
You need to find a clan now, I would recommend to make a new pro scrim clan. How do you do that you ask? It’s simple, I will teach you.
-First you need to pick up a good sounding name for the clan. If you can’t come up with
anything just nick a name from a good team on another game, it works too.
-After that you will need to get some clan mates, 5-10 members will do it. Remember they have to follow the rules above (about weapon/character choice).
-Okay, the next step is to add a pro description to the clan page. I would say something close to the lines “Scrim team. Invite only.” It’s very original. Always remember to write “invite only”, even though everyone close to decent is welcome, it makes you look cool and skilled.
Your good to go, start advertising your clan on the forums! From now on you’re a skilled player with a successful scrim clan. Congratulations soldier!
Since sky is the limit, you are on the top but there is still room for improvement. These are some tips I can give you:
. Post, post and post on the forums as much as you can even if you don’t have anything useful to say. Raise your post count at all costs, it matters big time!
-Always remember to show others who the boss is. Call anyone you never heard of bad, random, scrub, noob, terrible, unknown… anything you can think of. Even if you can’t back it up on the game, no one will ever know. It is just a small detail no one pays attention, forums is what matters.
-Make sure to use terms as AWP for AWM and Colt for M4, even if you never played CS before, it makes you look cool and experienced in other games.
-Preach on the forums that you only play scrims/pugs, even if you pub all day long. Also make sure not to be ACE on pubs or you will be accused of trying hard which is for the low skilled people.
-Scrim win/loss. Now that you are a top player you need to learn something. You never lose a scrim, there are those scrims you win and those scrims you were not trying, simple as that. Either way you’re the best on the field.
If you follow these directions I’m sure you will be considered a top player on CF in no time. Trust me it works!
I would like to thank some people that inspired me to write this guide:
Kolby- The pro player that made several top clans.
MyAWP/IlikeDren****- For talking randomly bad of everyone when they are both terrible. (“AWP” yeah see what he did there? Told you it works!)
Rev- The farmer from Powned that turns into pro on the forums.
And obviously all the pro wannabes out there.
Much love
The end.
After analysing the CF community I realised everyone can be considered pro, even if you suck at the game. This is a guide for those of you that want to be on the top.
First steps: (regarding items/weapons/clan)
Weapon choice:
- Never but never use a Scar Light/ kriss/Thompson/M12 . Everything else is fine, even if you can’t hit anything. I would recommend M4/AK-47 though, it makes you look more skilled.
Character choice:
-OMOH/SAS/SWAT only! SPOP is for noobs, keep that in mind!
Same goes for armour, do not waste your money on it, only noobs need armour…
Alright, if you find someone who does not follow this guide lines feel free to swear at him and to call him a noob, because he is!
Step two:
You need to find a clan now, I would recommend to make a new pro scrim clan. How do you do that you ask? It’s simple, I will teach you.
-First you need to pick up a good sounding name for the clan. If you can’t come up with
anything just nick a name from a good team on another game, it works too.
-After that you will need to get some clan mates, 5-10 members will do it. Remember they have to follow the rules above (about weapon/character choice).
-Okay, the next step is to add a pro description to the clan page. I would say something close to the lines “Scrim team. Invite only.” It’s very original. Always remember to write “invite only”, even though everyone close to decent is welcome, it makes you look cool and skilled.
Your good to go, start advertising your clan on the forums! From now on you’re a skilled player with a successful scrim clan. Congratulations soldier!
Since sky is the limit, you are on the top but there is still room for improvement. These are some tips I can give you:
. Post, post and post on the forums as much as you can even if you don’t have anything useful to say. Raise your post count at all costs, it matters big time!
-Always remember to show others who the boss is. Call anyone you never heard of bad, random, scrub, noob, terrible, unknown… anything you can think of. Even if you can’t back it up on the game, no one will ever know. It is just a small detail no one pays attention, forums is what matters.
-Make sure to use terms as AWP for AWM and Colt for M4, even if you never played CS before, it makes you look cool and experienced in other games.
-Preach on the forums that you only play scrims/pugs, even if you pub all day long. Also make sure not to be ACE on pubs or you will be accused of trying hard which is for the low skilled people.
-Scrim win/loss. Now that you are a top player you need to learn something. You never lose a scrim, there are those scrims you win and those scrims you were not trying, simple as that. Either way you’re the best on the field.
If you follow these directions I’m sure you will be considered a top player on CF in no time. Trust me it works!
I would like to thank some people that inspired me to write this guide:
Kolby- The pro player that made several top clans.
MyAWP/IlikeDren****- For talking randomly bad of everyone when they are both terrible. (“AWP” yeah see what he did there? Told you it works!)
Rev- The farmer from Powned that turns into pro on the forums.
And obviously all the pro wannabes out there.
Much love
The end. Comments
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Struka1258 wrote: »Hello everyone!
-Always remember to show others who the boss is. Call anyone you never heard of bad, random, scrub, noob, terrible, unknown… anything you can think of. Even if you can’t back it up on the game, no one will ever know. It is just a small detail no one pays attention, forums is what matters.
-Preach on the forums that you only play scrims/pugs, even if you pub all day long. Also make sure not to be ACE on pubs or you will be accused of trying hard which is for the low skilled people.
-Scrim win/loss. Now that you are a top player you need to learn something. You never lose a scrim, there are those scrims you win and those scrims you were not trying, simple as that. Either way you’re the best on the field.
I would like to thank some people that inspired me to write this guide:
MyAWP/IlikeDren****- For talking randomly bad of everyone when they are both terrible. (“AWP” yeah see what he did there? Told you it works!)
Rev- The farmer from Powned that turns into pro on the forums.
And obviously all the pro wannabes out there.
Much love The end.
I liked the part about my son drenner lul its true he does rage on people, and he always says that he is not trying. -
ITT: Kids that don't understand this is a joke.
OT: Many of those are steps in the right direction, so I hardy see why you are calling people out for doing it. The first 5-6 are actually good, makes you sound like a butthurt pub star making a QQ post in the form of an insult.
Maybe that's just me though. Also, the names of the guns/ct/t are either easier to say or engraved in some people's minds.
Basically, fail troll has failed. Oh, and even though this isn't exactly copypasta, it is basically copy from numerous threads and pasta into one. -
Struka1258 wrote: »-Preach on the forums that you only play scrims/pugs, even if you pub all day long. Also make sure not to be ACE on pubs or you will be accused of trying hard which is for the low skilled people.
-Scrim win/loss. Now that you are a top player you need to learn something. You never lose a scrim, there are those scrims you win and those scrims you were not trying, simple as that. Either way you’re the best on the field.
I've been kicked cause some wannabes were yelling "try hard" cause I picked them with awm...
lol @ the scrim part. so funny, yet couldn't be more true.
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