weird convo

iiToxxiczZ

here is a weird conversation me and max had on vent in private chat lol....

btw, I AINT GAY.LOL....AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT...THE FACT ABOUT OSAMA IS TRUE!!!! :O



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MaX: how old r u

stubz: 13
stubz: wbu?

MaX: kidding
MaX: u sound like 16

stubz: lol

MaX: wut about me
MaX: ?

stubz: how old r u?

MaX: 18

stubz: kl

MaX: 'bout to go 19 in may
MaX: may first

stubz: i gotta get u a present

MaX: get me a present will u
MaX: like wut

stubz: lol
stubz: dunno

MaX: not a vip hack pls

stubz: lol
stubz: i'll see

MaX: wut?

stubz: zp

MaX: its gonna be
MaX: oh
MaX: how much?

stubz: 10k

MaX: wut im i gonna do with dat

stubz: i'm only 13, i aint made of money! lol

MaX: lol
MaX: just kiddin
MaX: u have any idea where i am right now

stubz: america

MaX: im from fairfax va
MaX: but where am i NOW

stubz: fairfax?
stubz: erm
stubz: are u in
stubz: england somewhere?

MaX: no
MaX: FAIRFAX VA
MaX: Viriginia

stubz: wtf is that?

MaX: thats a state btw

stubz: i don't know any american places
stubz: lol

MaX: kidding
MaX: VA is where the pentagon is

stubz: huh??

MaX: u know the pentagon

stubz: pentagon?
stubz: no
stubz: is it like some 5 sided house or summin?

MaX: im not gonna say anything
MaX: just get a life

stubz: lol
stubz: lol

MaX: yes

stubz: i'll search on google
stubz: kk
stubz: i gotta take a ****
stubz: brb

MaX: its the ***ing ministry of defence

stubz: huh?

MaX: nvm
MaX: nvm

stubz: i've heard of minestry of sound

MaX: and?

stubz: not ministry of defence
stubz: wat do dey do?
stubz: kill terorists and that?

MaX: they both work just fine

stubz: lol

MaX: u know the GZ
MaX: im in the GZ now

stubz: ?
stubz: gz?

MaX: hehehe

stubz: lol?

MaX: GreenZone

stubz: ohh

MaX: ever heard about that

stubz: an area with animals and ****? with no pollution?

MaX: not the one up ur ass
MaX: NO

stubz: lol
stubz: oh
stubz:
stubz: O_o
stubz: you look gay

MaX: GreenZone is a secure zone in BAGHDAD

stubz: AHAHA!!!
stubz: U CHAT SHYT
stubz: U AINT IN CAGHDAD!
stubz: BAGHDAD

MaX: CAGHDAD

stubz: lol

MaX: where is that
MaX: ?

stubz: i meant baghdad
stubz: u aint in baghdad

MaX: yes i am
MaX: im fighting terrorists

stubz: and ur 18?

MaX: gimme a min ill go kill one
MaX: brb

stubz: lol
stubz: if terrorist are so close to your base IT MUST BE DANGEROUS

MaX: yes im 18
MaX: but im not virigin
MaX: sorry to disappoint u

stubz: lol
stubz: so
stubz: like

MaX: wut

stubz: u get the terrorists
stubz: and torture and **** em?

MaX: yah i got one in the closet

stubz: nice!
stubz: u seen osama?
stubz: he's my uncle

MaX: yah hes in the toilet now
MaX: hes takin a ****

stubz: did u know osama spelt backwords is "amaso"
stubz: it's a well known fact

MaX: no i didnt

stubz: awww
stubz: it's ok dear
stubz: the education must be bad in baghdad then?

MaX: no

stubz: i thought obaba gonna stop the war

MaX: no education this year

stubz: was your teacher last year sexy?
stubz: oh i meant obama not obaba

MaX: :P

stubz: kk, now seriously brb
stubz: my **** is gonna freakin leak out

MaX: lol

stubz: lol brb

MaX: **** OFF ALREADY

stubz: ur da 1 dat started private chat noob
stubz: can u say hi to my uncle for me please?
stubz: thanks
stubz: bye

MaX: k
MaX: np

stubz: u

MaX: u too baby

stubz:



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BeastofDaEast

Da ***?

I lol'd

iiToxxiczZ

wat u mean *** ? lol

btw, i actaully had to hold my poo through the whole conversation, he kept talking lol