How to be a good flamer (FAQ)

Luticia
Luticia
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Well we all know that the ingame chat of CF is to minimum 90% flaming, crying and insulting...
To be a good member of this community you need to be part of this flaming, but therefore following rules have to be followed:

1) Someone has killed me, what to do?
Someone killed you? that can only be of one reason... he uses a cheat! Your reaction can only be one thing of course, spam the chat. *He is a haker!!! kik him!!! *** all the time, be annoying... cause you are in the right position, he is haking for sure, its impossible to kill you without a hak...

2) Someone has 12-1, what to do?
Impossible to have that, he is using a cheat of course. Do what its already told in no.1.

3) I have a ping of 40, another guy has a ping of 45, what to do?
Write in chat: *f*** LAGGER!!!! lag more nub!

4) Someone has a higher rank than me and died once, what to do?
He is for sure a farmer, he has no idea how to play normal. Your reaction has to be *f*** farmer! u play s***!!! HAHA GO BACK TO ROOKIE!!! FARM LESS GET SKILL!!!

5) A player has a shovel, kriss and so on, what does that mean?
That person is in need of a bugged weapon, or a better than the m16... what a nub... call him shovel-nub, krissnubsprayer, depending on weapon. But never say that you are jealous that the other one has a weapon that you would like to have too! NEVER!

6) In ghost mode i wasn't moving at all, and still someone killed me, then he said something about breath, huh?
Thats an excuse of him, you are not breathing oO he has a wall... do here again what is said in no.1.

7) OMG, there is a player who is a female in real!!!!
WHHHATTTT????? Are you sure?? I always thought they only exist in youp***... this is now your chance to talk with the other sex! You won't have that chance a lot of times... write: /w her name you are a girl? O.O how old are you, where do you live, want to be my gf?
Don't accept a no, we all know when a girl says no she means yes :-)

8) So the chat has to be used a lot, but what words are the most necessary to use?
- The main word is noob, or all variations of that (nub, nab and so on...)
- Mother... everything that has to do with his mother (motherf***, son of a b***, i have ur mom here...)
- a**h**
- well there are more word that can be used, but don't waste your time in remembering others, the already mentioned words are enough, just use them OFTEN, no better ALWAYS.



Ok to be serious now... it starts to annoy me. Some ppl seem to forget that this here is just a game, but they take it too seriously and behave like little children whose iced-lolly was stolen...
yes there are ppl who hack out there, but not everyone who just kills you! When you are really sure that someone is hacking, flaming won't stop him doing that. Save the replay after the game, watch it again from his point of view. Be objective here. Don't forget ppl can hear steps, water or breath. Sometimes they also have a lucky shot. Its not automatically a hack! After watching the replay and you are still sure that the person uses a program, then upload the replay file in megaupload or somewhere else, and send the downloadlink to gms with the name of him and done...
But spaming chat everytime you get killed is annoying.
And all time the poor mothers... what has the mother done? lol Let the poor mothers alone... Talking like this only makes yourself looking ridiculous and childish...
Sry but this is my opinion...

Sincerely,

Luticia
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