Rap battles(Do it here)

BravesLovesU

Sphinx your raps are hit or miss
Your rhyme doesn't hit anything, just like your kriss
With my pro gun, my kdr soars
God bless you regular gp m-four
I'm a white boy too, but there is a difference
Your raps bounce off everyone, mine stay like cement
So white boy, you know that you cannot win
Your white like bob saget I'm white like eminem

IiiCyborg

freeze! I bump

Dark_Swifty

The name's lulzwut, I awp worse than harb.
I'm fatter than vaporizer. I got me a tub of larb.
Anyone down to play the game with me?
I'm done with you nigguh, I'm going down in history.
eyeT is kinda cute thinking he can rap.
But really, He can't even fap.
Funny how things can change.
But no one believed in me, No one knew my name.
I'm going, Because I go to M.P.G.H.
The mods hate me but i'll dren on their face.
I got vips, Because ****** I'm rich.
So report me mother f***** or QQ bi.ch
I have no life, I'm on the forums all day.
If my name was Harbringer, I would be gay.
So f****** you better, Be fair to me.
I'm not legit call me cham clarityy.

RysDannyy

I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of cherry coke
I turn on the PC
And I'm already stoked
Because I know
Nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in CrossFire.
The assault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rap
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're POW BEAT DOWN
By the time you know it's me
I won't even be around.

AgentMikeB

(One Of My School Freestyles)

Yo Check this man.

"I clipped wings to the roof to watch the top fly off,

Now I'm chillin watchin the stars while ya girls tops off,

I keep the bezzle on my pebbles while My Rolex flossed,

These dudes straight tasteless while I keep my flow straight sauced,

I clipped Metal to My Waist Like A Chasity Belt,

Ya girl staring at my Ice like It'd actually melt,

Man I cant say no ta head cus I'm an Addict myself,

I strapped Metal to the waist in case it pops off n!gga,

enough broads on the jock so you could hop off n!gga,

Man this d!ck been in more Bunz than a HOTDOG n!gga,

My Tempatur'd rise If I took the rocks off n!gga,

If ya flows a problem, I'm wanted for world Civil unrest,

My Flow is so sharp it cuts the heart outta ya left Breast,

I cant believe you say you Rap,

and you do it with skill,

The way I spit I'm straight Ill Cus I do it for real,

For Real tho, I'll smack ya girl she still bolws,

an smack yall all, and nah, I dont read the Koran

Ill Clap A Gat at Allah an make em Pray to my God,

Cus,

Since a youngin I was eager ta shine but needed some time,

and Now Im off the meter with rhymes.

In game Im always straight strapped,

With my AK sh!t,

My Bullets Chasin Yo Ass while you chasin Yo d!ck,

These Wack n!ggas straight Broke with they pockets a' lint

IF ZP FELL FROM THE SKY THEY COULDN'T POCKET A CENT

In CFE world Mercy is a thing fa the movies I gut n!ggas with

Precision while you stay with ya groupies,

So keep ya gurad up,

cus my Flow'll cut you off,

Clap at ME an I'll reply with a ROUND Of Applause.


-CFE Man.

http://www.youtube.com/user/CrossfireEvolved?feature=mhw4

n1Avarice

AgentMikeB wrote: »

Yo Check this man.

"I clipped wings to the roof to watch the top fly off,

Now I'm chillin watchin the stars while ya girls tops off,

I keep the bezzle on my pebbles while My Rolex flossed,

These dudes straight tasteless while I keep my flow straight sauced,

I clipped Metal to My Waist Like A Chasity Belt,

Ya girl staring at my Ice like It'd actually melt,

Man I cant say no ta head cus I'm an Addict myself,

I strapped Metal to the waist in case it pops off n!gga,

enough broads on the jock so you could hop off n!gga,

Man this d!ck been in more Bunz than a HOTDOG n!gga,

My Tempatur'd rise If I took the rocks off n!gga,

If ya flows a problem, I'm wanted for world Civil unrest,

My Flow is so sharp it cuts the heart outta ya left Breast,

I cant believe you say you Rap,

and you do it with skill,

The way I spit I'm straight Ill Cus I do it for real,

For Real tho, I'll smack ya girl she still bolws,

an smack yall all, and nah, I dont read the Koran

Ill Clap A Gat at Allah an make em Pray to my God,

Cus,

Since a youngin I was eager ta shine but needed some time,

and Now Im off the meter with rhymes.

In game Im always straight strapped,

With my AK ****,

My Bullets Chasin Yo Ass while you chasin Yo ****,

These Wack *****s straight Broke with they pockets a' lint

IF ZP FELL FROM THE SKY THEY COULDN'T POCKET A CENT

In CFE world Mercy is a thing fa the movies I gut *****s with

Precision while you stay with ya groupies,

So keep ya gurad up,

cus my Flow'll cut you off,

Clap at ME an I'll reply with a ROUND Of Applause.


-CFE Man.

Kinda bad, everyone knows you still live with your mum.

BeastofDaEast

SexyClanClanD wrote: »

hey my names D

i got shiity rhymes
im a jew so i look for dimes
i make you wanna go pee
im not a rapper, you see
i suck, i make shiit up on the spot
but in the end i make you all rot
so shut the *** up
or i will *** ur moms cups
ok im done now i tried
gg you died

word

It's amazing a jew admitting to be cheap.
Selling a product to them would be like walking on a bridge so steep.

You try so hard and still so bad
Thats something pretty pretty sad

You are just a kid who gets beat on day and night
When you walk in a room they're aint a girl in sight

Now I roll with big ballers like eyeT and dren
We're smooth just like a ball point pen

Now don't try replying back to this sick rhymes
With melodies thatll make your ears ring just like chimes.

AgentMikeB

Treni wrote: »

Kinda bad, everyone knows you still live with your mum.

O Really? and why so much hate?

BeastofDaEast

wLbooox wrote: »

I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of cherry coke
I turn on the PC
And I'm already stoked
Because I know
Nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in CrossFire.
The assault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rap
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're POW BEAT DOWN
By the time you know it's me
I won't even be around.

Ohhhhhhh sh111111t wL with an amazing rap clutch!!!!!!!!!!!

1st. wL 2nd. ntercept 3rd. eyeT

Dark_Swifty

CoffeeIsLove wrote: »

Ohhhhhhh sh111111t wL with an amazing rap clutch!!!!!!!!!!!

1st. wL 2nd. ntercept 3rd. eyeT

You're horrible. Look at the rap above wL.

Kahnphuzedog

Everyone needs to chill down
I got the rappin and kill crown
People swearin I got them VIPs
I shoot and rap battle yall like Im B.I.G
Liquor stores never tell me "We I.D."
Thats why Im constantly tipsy
Im top fraggin you should tip me
I destroy kids from Brazil, to Russia
I'll rush ya
Crush ya
With ma AUG
Yall know me by now my name is DDog
Im in that Killer Whales
I neva fail
I rain bullets on ya you swear it was hail
I *** up sht from mutation to SnD
Mess with me
I'll make ya bleed
Til Im in the lead
DDog is Ace cant ya read?
I got mad gats from AKs to the Cust-em
I bust em
Ma scopes leave ya wit no hope
You a preist Im the Pope
Get that picture?
I pick your-
Whole team off Colombia
I neva run from ya
Thats why Im always huntin
For nigguhs who keep frontin
Cuz you know Im always front in
The line of the best
I need no test
I kill all the rest

n1Avarice

AgentMikeB wrote: »

O Really? and why so much hate?

There's no need to rap when i can one line you.

Dream_z

lolz Funny Ones

AgentMikeB

Treni wrote: »

There's no need to rap when i can one line you.

Go Right ahead, hit me the best stuff you've got, MATTER FACT, Make a thread for our battle and message me when You Got it up and we can go at it.

PortugalIsIn

Yes i'm an asian
with mad skills
rollin with my ak buying some pills
dont be ragin cuz my epic kills
I got finals you dont got shi*
I work the girls up while you go to the pit..
I do the work I get the fame
while all yall just complain..

</3 first rap ever made by me..

Akua_Slayer

some of these are funny and great bump to everyone