The Host's Law

After my comeback to the game, i shall present you...

*lights on*

THE HOST'S LAW:

Golden Rule:
When every player is ready, the Host will be AFK.
When the host is ready to start the game, all the players will be AFK.

Corollary 0 - Invitations
No player will ever accept your invitation.

Corollary I - ALL Modes
If you start a room as Host, the first player who comes will think you're AFK and quit. So will do the next one, and the next, and the next, leaving you alone and desperate :(
Addendum: This can be fixed only if two players in the same moment join the room.

Corollary II - ZM Mode
When 2 players - Host included - are in the room, no third player will come until atleast one of those 2 gets in storage; making it impossible to start the game.

Corollary III - ZM Mode
The more players access the storage, more will be the probability the Host is ready to start.

Corollary IV - Cheaters
Did you actually hope the Host was an honest, diligent player? No true Host shall kick cheaters.
Addendum: Cheater has +50% probability to be the Host itself ;)

Corollary V - Crash
If finally all these rules are broken and the game can be started... when you start the game as a Host, you'll crash ;)