Crossfire Quotes [OFFICIAL]

Imtoonie

I've been waiting YEARS to make this thread (literally, please don't close it. Make it sticky instead please)

The following are quotes I have heard/seen over the years (there is A LOT more to come. This thread will be updated when they are taken off my hard drive)









x0tek - "Sorry I'm better than you guys, but you'll have to try harder than that."

Dom - "I can confirm that Reid is a blueberry and eats orange soda, not drinks, he eats the cans. When I say eat, I mean that he inserts them into his nose and the orange soda is gone instantly. If Reid was a banana like you all are saying, would he not have worms inside of him? No, instead, he has crabs. Not crabs, Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab. He's always in Reid's pocket, telling him where to shoot."

Toonie + Dom - "Im so blue im greener than purple."

Dom - "Toonie if I said you were going to die in the next 20 minutes what would you do?
Toonie - "Kill myself"

Dom - "Why my life is so much better than all of urs
1. I'm a potato
2. Toonie is also a potato
3. Reid is a poopsoda
4. Ryan is a soda of french fries
5. Wizdom/Tony is a soda with steak in it
6. Yes "

x0tek - "Hey, CrossFire people,
I just felt like updating you on how amazing my life is."

Dom - "My face is whenning"

Pimp - "The deagler"

x0tek - "I don't lose 1v1's to bad people."

Every player in cf who thinks theyre funny - "yeah but did you win the laser dagger?"

Dom - "Hey guys this is your fruity loopy chicken noodle Ramen Dom"

Snoopy - "No but for real go away cheaters."

Michaelxv205 - "I'm sponsored by Raser."

Grumpy - "watch what you say"

imtoonie - "why is it not Desert Eagle - Kanadian?"
GM_Kanadian - "Pay no attention to me."
imtoonie - "ok"

solo - "why is the deagle canadian 3x bigger than normal deagle, are the compensating for weiner size?"

Dom - "The original formula dr salt isn't actually a formula, its just mayonnaise that was played by an instrument. To quote Patrick Star, ''The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.'' - (Spongebob, The Secret Box) . What Patrick is obviously saying here is that Colonel Sanders is not just a chicken genius, but he also is a ghost of pickled butter sauce, and wants his recipe back. The only way to defeat Colonel Sanders ghost is to throw a large jar of banana pudding at him, to which he will respond, ''Pudding is just a creation by society to make tomatoes less tasty.''

Grumpy - "go peel oranges somewhere else."

solo - "i could pitch in a couple cents, maybe a pack of gum with only 2 sticks missin."

Andrej - "I found an angular"

Michaelxv205 -"w/e bro ur broke i make cash. its all good"
x0tek - "ahh yes. The 'Raser' sponsorship"

solo - "Do the cars in cars get life insurance or car insurance?"

Penta.ReiJN - "your mom might do this."

Grumpy - "Why are you yelling ?"

x0tek - "ladies first. wait ralf isn't here. uh, coin toss?"

-Zzxq - "I dont have anyones number besides reid, and he isnt worth calling"

Dom - "Toonie is a spokesman for Underwear United."

x0tek - "you cannot trash talk, it is against the CFCL rules."

Grumpy - "Is this your first time playing CF Andrej ?"

imag1ne - "you have no braincells equipped"

Mystic- -"this stupid box is a idiot waller"

xfam0usx - "can u guys go af.k for a round, i need montage clips, thx."

Dom - "It's not hard to act smart when you're surrounded by r3t4rds."

GM_Kanadian - "@Eptik2k We aren't pay2win, but I can give you a tip on how to win. Git Gud."

c1_Duston

Spit all over my monitor when I read 'Raser'. I tip my fedora.

CherriKann

Men are copied, legends are quoted.