Hi I'm new! I have some questions

Zuci

O_O
YOU DIDN'T DIE?
God dammit.. What did I do wrong?
*Goes to the balcony and checks the tracks in snow.
Hun, you know you jumped on wrong snowpile?
Try again, will ya? <*^_^*>

nolifers

*lounging in sauna playing MW2 on Xbox*

*muttering to self

stupid controler, how the hell do you play FPS with this piece of **** anyway?

*hears Zuci

..in a minute hon

Zuci

Okies... <*^_^*>
*Goes get the kitchen knife*
*Hides it in snowpile*
*Smiles sweetly*

nolifers

*gets back to Zuci*

is the chinese guy here?

oh never mind, ima go cook some food...

*takes out vegetables*

hunny?, wheres the knife?

oh never mind the idiot left his katana here

Aimoperative

*rings doorbell*

i be chinese guy with ur order.

will be $250 pwheese.

Zuci

O_o
Not NOW!
I'm trying to get rid of my ehusband..
*Pulls Aimo out from door*

Aimoperative

Wait! me need money! me famil...

*Zuci shuts door in Aims face.*

Zuci

That problem is done.
Then next one.
Honeyyy...